Hey I was just picturing this in my head one day…it's my first fic on this so go easy on me…it's pretty short, too.
Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket. Whoopee.
(Shigure and Ayame are outside. Hatori comes.)
Ayame: Oh, Hatori!
Hatori: What was the accident? Is Ayame okay?
(Ayame & Shigure stare for a while and then Ayame starts snorting.)
Ayame: We got you!
Hatori: Wha-
Shigure: You just got Punk'd!
Hatori: Whatever. (Hatori rolls his eyes and leaves.)
(Then, out of nowhere, a crazed girl trips over her brand new car!)
Crazed Girl: EEK! (Crazed Girl lands on Hatori.)
Hatori: NOOOO-!
Ayame & Shigure: NOOOOOOOO!
(POOF! Hatori turns into seahorse.)
Hatori: WATERRRRR!
Crazed Girl: Is he a seahorse?
Ayame: Well, yes.
Hatori: WATERRR!
Crazed Girl: Does he need-
Hatori: WATERRR!
Shigure: Yes, we get it Hatori! You need water! Shut up!
Ayame: Hey…which kind of water does Hatori need? Salt water or fresh water?
Crazed Girl: He's a seahorse! Salt water, of course!
Shigure: How come you aren't like, creeped out by this?
Crazed Girl: …I have no idea.
Hatori: C'mon, you idiots! Throw me into the bathtub or something!
Ayame: Oh yeah. Forgot, sorry!
(Ayame picks Hatori up.)
Ayame: You look kinda cute as a seahorse.
Hatori: Shut up.
(Ayame throws Hatori in a bucket of water.)
Shigure: Hooray!
(Hatori turns back into a human.)
Crazed Girl: EEEKK!
Hatori: Oh, I'm sorry…I forgot to tell you that—
Crazed Girl: Ew, you are like, totally disgusting! (Crazed Girl runs away.)
Ayame: Well we'll never meet people like her again, huh?
Hatori: You know we probably should've erased her memory, don't you think?
Shigure: Shut up, Dr. Seahorse.
Bleh…yes I know it's stupid but I had to post it…~LADYICE~
