Hey I was just picturing this in my head one day…it's my first fic on this so go easy on me…it's pretty short, too.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket. Whoopee.

(Shigure and Ayame are outside. Hatori comes.)

Ayame: Oh, Hatori!

Hatori: What was the accident? Is Ayame okay?

(Ayame & Shigure stare for a while and then Ayame starts snorting.)

Ayame: We got you!

Hatori: Wha-

Shigure: You just got Punk'd!

Hatori: Whatever. (Hatori rolls his eyes and leaves.)

(Then, out of nowhere, a crazed girl trips over her brand new car!)

Crazed Girl: EEK! (Crazed Girl lands on Hatori.)

Hatori: NOOOO-!

Ayame & Shigure: NOOOOOOOO!

(POOF! Hatori turns into seahorse.)

Hatori: WATERRRRR!

Crazed Girl: Is he a seahorse?

Ayame: Well, yes.

Hatori: WATERRR!

Crazed Girl: Does he need-

Hatori: WATERRR!

Shigure: Yes, we get it Hatori! You need water! Shut up!

Ayame: Hey…which kind of water does Hatori need? Salt water or fresh water?

Crazed Girl: He's a seahorse! Salt water, of course!

Shigure: How come you aren't like, creeped out by this?

Crazed Girl: …I have no idea.

Hatori: C'mon, you idiots! Throw me into the bathtub or something!

Ayame: Oh yeah. Forgot, sorry!

(Ayame picks Hatori up.)

Ayame: You look kinda cute as a seahorse.

Hatori: Shut up.

(Ayame throws Hatori in a bucket of water.)

Shigure: Hooray!

(Hatori turns back into a human.)

Crazed Girl: EEEKK!

Hatori: Oh, I'm sorry…I forgot to tell you that—

Crazed Girl: Ew, you are like, totally disgusting! (Crazed Girl runs away.)

Ayame: Well we'll never meet people like her again, huh?

Hatori: You know we probably should've erased her memory, don't you think?

Shigure: Shut up, Dr. Seahorse.

Bleh…yes I know it's stupid but I had to post it…

~LADYICE~