Hi. I just had this in my comp since September and I though 'Why not? Maybe someone will like it'. This is a fic based on the Avril Lavigne song skater boy. It's a weird pairing, but that's how it turned out.

Slimy boy

He was a toad

She was a cat

Can't it be it any more obvious?

His teeth are yellow

She wears pink

Their love is in danger

He liked her

She never said secretly she liked him as well

But all the x-men

Stuck up their nose

They had a problem with the brotherhood

He was a slimy boy

She said see you later Toad

He wasn't clean enough for her

She had a pretty clean face

But her head was up in space

She needed to come back down to earth

5 years from now

She sits at home

Feeding Lance's babies she's all alone

She turns on TV

Guess who she sees?

Slimy Dr. Todd PhD

She calls up her friends

They already know

And they've all got

An autographed copy of his new book

She tags along

Stands in the line

Looks up at the toad that she turned down

He was a slimy boy

She said see you later Toad

He wasn't clean enough for her

Now he's a scientist 

Watching his microscope

Does your clean face see what he's worth?

Sorry Kitty but you missed out

Well tough luck that toad's mine now

We are more than just good friends

This is how your story ends

Too bad that you couldn't see,

See the man that toad could be

There is more that meets the eye

I see the soul that is inside

He is a Toad

And I am a witch

Can I make it any more obvious?

We are in love

Haven't you heard?

How we rock each other's world

I'm with the slimy boy

I said see you later girl

I'll be back stage after the conference

I'll be at the lab

Doing the research we wrote

About a mutant he used to know

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"Huh?" Said Kitty waking up "What a weird dream"

"Is everything all right?" Asked the man that was with her

"I just had a nightmare that we weren't together dear"

"It's ok Kitty, I AM here" He said kissing her

"I love you Todd. I can't imagine not being with you"

"I love you too Kitty"

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:p what a crazy pairing. Hope someone liked it...

And I do plan on finishing my others stories, it's that I have a writers block with misunderstandings, and I feel weird writing a Christmas story in summer... :p