Hi. I just had this in my comp since September and I though 'Why not? Maybe someone will like it'. This is a fic based on the Avril Lavigne song skater boy. It's a weird pairing, but that's how it turned out.
Slimy boyHe was a toad
She was a cat
Can't it be it any more obvious?
His teeth are yellow
She wears pink
Their love is in danger
He liked her
She never said secretly she liked him as well
But all the x-men
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with the brotherhood
He was a slimy boy
She said see you later Toad
He wasn't clean enough for her
She had a pretty clean face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth
5 years from now
She sits at home
Feeding Lance's babies she's all alone
She turns on TV
Guess who she sees?
Slimy Dr. Todd PhD
She calls up her friends
They already know
And they've all got
An autographed copy of his new book
She tags along
Stands in the line
Looks up at the toad that she turned down
He was a slimy boy
She said see you later Toad
He wasn't clean enough for her
Now he's a scientist
Watching his microscope
Does your clean face see what he's worth?
Sorry Kitty but you missed out
Well tough luck that toad's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how your story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see,
See the man that toad could be
There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside
He is a Toad
And I am a witch
Can I make it any more obvious?
We are in love
Haven't you heard?
How we rock each other's world
I'm with the slimy boy
I said see you later girl
I'll be back stage after the conference
I'll be at the lab
Doing the research we wrote
About a mutant he used to know
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"Huh?" Said Kitty waking up "What a weird dream"
"Is everything all right?" Asked the man that was with her
"I just had a nightmare that we weren't together dear"
"It's ok Kitty, I AM here" He said kissing her
"I love you Todd. I can't imagine not being with you"
"I love you too Kitty"
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:p what a crazy pairing. Hope someone liked it...
And I do plan on finishing my others stories, it's that I have a writers block with misunderstandings, and I feel weird writing a Christmas story in summer... :p
