Spongebob was having a rough day at the Krusty Krab. They were out of napkins, when a customer asked for salt Spongebob accidentally gave him pepper and the fryer broke. Worst of all, he burnt a Krabby Patty and he had to throw it away, sobbing his heart out. "WHY? THAT PATTY WAS MEANT TO BE EATEN, NOT THROWN IN THE GARABAGE, WHY!", he cried. Then he heard Squidward yell at him, "Will you shut up it's just a stupid patty you moron!" "Sorry Squidward.", Spongebob sniffed. "It's just that it was a beautiful and young Krabby Patty, IT DIDNT DESERVE TO GO!", Spongebob wailed. Squidward sighed, "Spongebob, it was a patty, a p-a-t-t-y. So just SHUT UP AND GET ME MY ORDER!", Squidward yelled furiously and impatiently. "Yes Squidward.", Spongebob moaned miserably.
It was finally the end of Spongebob's shift. Spongebob put away his Krusty Krab hat and said goodbye to it and kissed it goodnight. He walked out the door and started his way home thinking about his day and how awful he was doing things. When he finally got home he called his best friend Patrick. They talked for hours and hours. At 2 a.m. Spongebob said he was going to commit suicide for how he was screwing things up left and right. "What? You can't Spongebob you're my best friend!", Patrick said hysterically. "Sorry Patrick, but I can't live with myself after what I did today, you'll just have to find a new best friend.", Spongebob said and hung up.
Spongebob got a gun and walked over to Patrick's rock. He knocked on the rock and Patrick came out. He looked like doomsday was tomorrow, which in fact it was. Spongebob is going to be dead tomorrow so. "Spongebob, are you sure you want to do this?", Patrick asked. "I'm sure Patrick.", Spongebob said "Are you really really sure?", Patrick asked. "Yes I am.", Spongebob said impatiently "Are you so sure you-." "PATRICK, I AM SURE!", Spongebob bursted out. "Sorry Patrick.", Spongebob said quietly. "Its okay buddy." Patrick said. Spongebob slowly lifted the gun to his head and switched off from safety mode. "Wait!", Patrick yelled. "What is it Pat?" "Please, do it behind that bush, I don't want to see it!", Patrick yelled.
"Okay Pat.", Spongebob said. Spongebob walked behind the bush and stuck the gun up to the side of his forehead. "Goodbye Patrick and...GOODBYE BIKINI BOTTOM!", Spongebob yelled and pulled the trigger, but nothing happened. Spongebob pulled the trigger again and still nothing happened. He looked at the gun and noticed it was a toy gun. Spongebob walked over to Patrick "It was a toy gun.", Spongebob said. "YAY! Now you won't commit suicide!", Patrick yelled with glee. Spongebob started to sniff. "But that still doesn't mean I didn't do horrible yesterday at work!", Spongebob wailed. Patrick walked up to his friend and put a hand on his shoulder. "I know what will make you feel better, a vanilla ice cream cone with sprinkles and extra chocolate on top!", Patrick said excitedly. Spongebob wiped away the beginning tears and smiled at his friend. "I'd like that a lot Pat.", Spongebob said getting happy.
So they went off to get their ice cream.
Disclaimer! I do not own Spongebob Squarepants.
