One day in the Jedi Temple, Anakin had just woke up in his quarters. Ashoka was still jumping on him saying,"I want a hot dog! I want a hot dog!" After a hour or two of her going like that, Anakin got out of a bed and gave her a hot dog. "THIS IS NOT A HOT DOG"she yelled. Anakin said,"Is too" and Ashoka said "IS NOT!A HOT DOG IS A LIVING DOG WITH FIRE ON IT!"Anakin realized what she meant. He went to Dumb Dogs and bought a dog. Next,he told Captain Rex to get out his flamethrower."OPEN FIRE"Anakin said,so Rex And his men obliterated the dog. He went back to his quarters and gave Ashoka her obliterated dog."YAY"she the afternoon, Ashoka said,"Master Sky-Guy,can I have a eggplant seed,"Anakin wen out to E-mailed Eggplants and came back with an Eggplant seed."Here you go Snips"he said."THIS IS NOT AN EGGPLANT SEED!AN EGGPLANT SEED IS A SEED THAT WILL GROW INTO A PLANT THAT GROWS EGGS"She yelled in his realized what she meant and took back the seeds. Then, Obi-Wan sent a hologram message to Anakin saying,"I need a phone charger Bananianianianianikin!"Anakin said,"tell your master Force Spirit Qui-Gon to do it!"When Obi-Wan told Force Spirit Qui-Gon to do it, he told him to ask his master,Force Spirit Obi-Wan asked HIM to do it, he said to ask his master Force Spirit Thame Cerulian. When he asked HIM to do it, he said to ask his master Force Spirit Unskette to do freaked out and exploded.
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