"Okay... how's this for a theory," said Ron excitedly. "Krum attacked Crouch-no, wait for it- and then stunned himself!"
"And Mr. Crouch evaporated, did he?" said Hermione coldly.
"Actually," I said as I magically wrote myself into the owlery, "He was attacked by his son and killed. The son is using poly juice potion so he can pretend to that he's Professor Moody. He wants Harry to win the tournament so Voldie can kill him." I looked over at the trio. Ron's jaw had dropped, and Hermione was glaring at me.
"Who did..? What? ... Did you just call Voldemort 'Voldie'?" Harry asked. "Never mind," I sighed, "It's way over your heads. I'll let you figure this one our on your own. With one swipe of my pencil, their memories were modified. I left the tower and promptly ran into Colin Creevy, who had been spying on Harry from outside the door. "Are you a god?" he asked in awe. "Okay: One, it'd be goddess. Two, I'm the author."
"So you wrote me into existance? Well, no," I shook my head, "JKR did, but but I know who wins the tri-wizard tournament!"
"Cool!" He exclaimed. "Hey, would you sign my head?"
"And Mr. Crouch evaporated, did he?" said Hermione coldly.
"Actually," I said as I magically wrote myself into the owlery, "He was attacked by his son and killed. The son is using poly juice potion so he can pretend to that he's Professor Moody. He wants Harry to win the tournament so Voldie can kill him." I looked over at the trio. Ron's jaw had dropped, and Hermione was glaring at me.
"Who did..? What? ... Did you just call Voldemort 'Voldie'?" Harry asked. "Never mind," I sighed, "It's way over your heads. I'll let you figure this one our on your own. With one swipe of my pencil, their memories were modified. I left the tower and promptly ran into Colin Creevy, who had been spying on Harry from outside the door. "Are you a god?" he asked in awe. "Okay: One, it'd be goddess. Two, I'm the author."
"So you wrote me into existance? Well, no," I shook my head, "JKR did, but but I know who wins the tri-wizard tournament!"
"Cool!" He exclaimed. "Hey, would you sign my head?"
