Disclaimer: I like fries! And bubble tea! :D Yeah, not much of a disclaimer I know, but…really. It says DISCLAIMER. So obviously, Harry Potter isn't mine. DUH. Idiots…

Harry Potter not allowed to declare himself Supreme Leader Mugwump, and then conquer the Ministry.

Harry Potter is not allowed to declare himself Supreme Leader of House Elves and Pygmie Puffs and then conquer the ministry.

Come to think of it, Harry Potter is not allowed to declare himself Supreme Leader anything, and then conquer the Ministry.

Amendment. Harry Potter is not allowed to attempt to conquer the Ministry AT ALL.

Harry Potter is not allowed to abuse his power as the Boy-Who-Lived and demand that everyone serves him as his slaves.

Harry Potter is not allowed to hug Voldemort to death, just because he's "family."

Harry Potter cannot hum the Pink Panther theme song when he's wandering the halls at night.

Harry Potter is not allowed to hum Mission Impossible when wandering the halls at night.

Harry Potter is not allowed to hum ANY kind of spy theme song when wandering the halls at night.

Harry Potter is not allowed to use DA as his personal army to launch against anyone who has wronged him in any way.

Harry Potter is not allowed to name the Gryffindor Quidditch team "The Best Bloody Broomsticks in Hogwarts."

Harry Potter is not allowed to call Draco Malfoy his love muffin. Even if he transfigures Malfoy into a muffin with love written on it.

Harry Potter is not allowed anywhere near Cornelius Fudge, lest he cause anymore mental trauma to the pudgy man.

Harry Potter is not allowed to recruit the Weasley twins into an ultimate prank war.

Harry Potter is not allowed to start an ultimate prank war between Snape, Sirius, Remus, and himself.

Harry Potter is not allowed to eat chocolate Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.

Actually, Harry Potter should be allowed nowhere near chocolate, so for everyone's safety and sanity, all of Potter's chocolate should be burned

Harry Potter is not allowed to seek revenge from in the Dursleys by turning them into fluffy pink animals, and bouncing them around. No matter how entertaining and funny it was to watch Moody bounce Malfoy around in ferret form.

Harry Potter is not allowed anywhere near Moody, lest he get any more insane ideas he would like to try out.

Harry Potter is not allowed to create a harem…or start an orgy.

Harry Potter is not allowed to hit on any of the Weasleys. EVER.

Harry Potter is not allowed to ask girls to come to his room to show them "something" in the dark. Even if it is something that glows in the dark.

Harry Potter is not allowed to abuse his Head Boy privilege by taking points away from Slytherin every time they look at him.

Harry Potter should be informed that being a Prefect does NOT involve balancing on your head and eating with your feet.

Harry Potter is not allowed to throw Snape in a bath full of shampoo, no matter how much his hair needs to be washed.

Harry Potter is not allowed to dance on Dumbledore's grave like a madman, even if he feels that Dumbledore wronged him, and he is a madman.

AN: So I know I "supposedly finished this, but i was looking it over, and was like, "OMG, this is so crappy." So i decided to add to it. And make it even more crappy. HAH! TAKE THAT! and no, i do not know who I am talking to.