silence
"WHAT THE FUCK JACOB! GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!"
"Is it my fault you are so smexeh and I love you like shit!"
more silence. Rebecca walks into the room, with a puzzled look on her face.
"What are you guys doing? I can he- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO EDWARD, JACOB?"
All of a sudden, Sarah walks in on her hands and dressed in her L cosplay.
"Rebecca, someone ate all the pudding! Wait what the fuck is going on here? Jacob are you gay?"
Jacob starts to hesitate. "What no!!! Edward is though."
"Well I already know that. I mean isn't it obvious. After all, he does like Bella."
Sarah and Rebecca walk off.
