silence

"WHAT THE FUCK JACOB! GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!"

"Is it my fault you are so smexeh and I love you like shit!"

more silence. Rebecca walks into the room, with a puzzled look on her face.

"What are you guys doing? I can he- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO EDWARD, JACOB?"

All of a sudden, Sarah walks in on her hands and dressed in her L cosplay.

"Rebecca, someone ate all the pudding! Wait what the fuck is going on here? Jacob are you gay?"

Jacob starts to hesitate. "What no!!! Edward is though."

"Well I already know that. I mean isn't it obvious. After all, he does like Bella."

Sarah and Rebecca walk off.