A Night at Bowser's Castle

By: Sonic 2

A/N: When stuff is in Bold it is Bowser's thoughts just to let everyone know.

Wow it's a nice night out there. I wonder if I should make a sneak attack on the Mushroom Kingdom. Nah Mario that twerp just saved her earlier today; I guess I can wait until tomorrow. Hmm what should I do? Kammy Koopa's probably asleep already. Wait no this is the night when she interviews the trainees. Maybe I should go see how it's going…. where's that room again. Oh yeah there it is. Heh I love seeing Kammy watch those idiots fight they're pathetic.

"Hey Kammy, how's it going?" I ask.

"Not well, only 10 out of the fifty I interviewed are ready to fight." answers the old hag.

"Hey you, if you suck at fighting I'll fire breathe on you!" I yell at the next trainee.

Well he sucks so I breathe fire all over him. I leave the room and walk down the hall with no idea of where I should go. Maybe I'll play Super Bowser in my Game room. Let's see it's on the top floor so I'd have to climb three hundred stairs to get there if I hadn't had my minions install this escalator. Goomba, this thing is taking forever. Finally after 5 whole seconds I'm on the top floor. Okay the only room up here is my Game room so this will be easy. I walk in and I look out the window. I love nights like this nothing to do but what I want. I push the white button on my GameCube and look out the window again. Darn I must have held down the Z-button by accident 'cause I hear those dumb little Koopa's laughing. The title screen pops up and I see the words Super Bowser. I look down to see the words Plot by: Bowser and Created by: Bowser. Well the first part is right, I made my minions put that I created the game. I press the start button and it goes to the game. Since I am the only playable character in the game there was no need for a selection screen. I breathe fire on a Toad in the game then walk over and hit a block and a steak appears. I ate it and double in size. I kill some more Toads then hit another block and a small round item with Peach's face comes out. I grabbed the item and I run to the end of the level. I'm in the third level in the first world. I dodge some of Luigi's fire balls. Mario is the boss in the last world. I jump onto Luigi as soon as I enter the room. I went into the next room and a Goomba says.

"Sorry Bowser but the Princess is in another castle."

I enter the final boss room. Mario just stands there like an idiot while I breathe fire on him. I think my minions programmed Mario to just stand there. The game then automatically makes me walk into the next room. Peach is standing there so in the game I grab her and run off. So in a way I guess even though I hate Super Mario Bros 1 this is a prequel to it. I push the white power button and my GameCube turns off. I guess I should go have my late night snack now. I enter the kitchen and open up the fridge and pull out my usual Big Koopa King Mac. I push the flap back and eat the stuff inside. I hear Kammy enter the kitchen.

"How'd the interviews go?" I ask.

"Not good, 20 out of 100 made it." answers the old hag.

I start walking out as the ugly old witch continues on forever. I hear her say she has more to tell me but whatever. I walk into my room and lay down on my bed.

"Good night!" I yell to no one.

I hear Kammy say good night from the kitchen.

A/N: I know it's really short but hey I was going for comedic stuff and I thought it up in my car so yeah. I also have another fanfic in process that has to do with Bowser. Please R&R!