Okay, so...I was watching the Sneak Peek for iLove You, when I thought, "Hey, I'll turn on the captions. Oh lord. This was the result. LOL!

Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly.

What they SAID:

Carly: Okay, so you guys aren't hanging out together today and you didn't see each other at all this weekend?

Sam and Freddie: Nope. Um..Nuh uh

Carly: Isn't that kinda weird?

Freddie: Nah. We're just not into the same kinda things.

Sam: Diff'rent strokes baby.

Carly: But you're a couple now.

Sam: So?

Carly: So part of dating it's you learning to like stuff he likes [to Freddie] and you learning to like stuff she likes.

Sam: Uh. (Grumbles)

Freddie: Well, I got another meeting with my Model Train Club on Wednesday night. Wanna come?

Sam: Should I be polite and lie?

Carly: Yes.

Sam: I'd love to Baby.

Freddie: Aww, that's my little fibber.

Sam: A buh buh buh buh [gives Freddie a kiss on the cheek]

What the captions said that they said:

Carly: Again cell packing ecstatic today and you can see each other and all the statement.

Sam and Freddie: Nonna.

Carly: It.

Freddie: Which then in the same kind of things.

Sam: If restraunts there.

Carly: Acceptable now.

Sam: No caption.

Carly: Silverman detainees you know what you like to set the lengths and you know what your exceptional x.

Sam: And phone.

Freddie: Peragon with the meeting with my model train club on Wednesday night.

Sam: So that people in line towards adds up to date.

Carly: No caption.

Sam: No caption.

Freddie: All that small favor now.

Sam: Twelve. (Note: This was when she was blowing kisses on his cheek. Lol.)

A/N: Lol. This is a perfect example of how google fails. Transcribe audio, I give you an F. Lol. REVIEW!