Awkward/Random Skits
By: pantedgieQueen13
You guys liked my Eggman and the Wii Fit epic, right? I decided to do some more! Enjoy!
I Lost My Nerve
(KNUCKLES is sitting at the table playing solitaire [don't ask] when SONIC comes in, looking all depressed.)
KNUCKLES: (looks up) What's wrong, Sonic?
SONIC: (sniffles) I lost my nerve. :'(
KNUCKLES: (stands) You couldn't have!
SONIC: (wipes tears from eyes) Uh huh, I did. (sad, sad, sad)
KNUCKLES: Tell me if you feel this. (punches SONIC)
SONIC: (rubs arm) OW! (growls at KNUCKLES)
KNUCKLES: See? You didn't lose your nerve after all! (runs offstage)
SONIC: Knuckles, I'm going to kill you! (runs off after KNUCKLES)
FIN
You Missed Me!
(KNUCKLES and SONIC are seen fighting. A RANDOM NARRATOR begins to narrate the scene)
RANDOM NARRATOR: Here we see an example of sonuckles in a children's cartoon. Let's watch.
(KNUCKLES throws punch, which SONIC skillfully dodges)
SONIC: (taunting) Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta kiss me! (realizes what he just said, jaw drops comically)
(KNUCKLES can only stand awestruck, a comical look of fright on his face)
RANDOM NARRATOR: And sonadow…
(Same situation, only with Shadow this time!)
SONIC: (taunting again) Missed me, missed me! Now ya gotta kiss me! (realizes what he said again)
SHADOW: **** (kicks him in an inappropriate place)
(Scene is crumpled up like paper, thrown away. KNUCKLES and SHADOW walk onto a blank background)
SHADOW: (dismally) think this'll end up on ?
KNUCKLES: Nah! Who's stupid enough to read yaoi for entertainment? (walks off)
SHADOW: (looks at audience) You are. (walks off after Knuckles) Hey, wait up!
FIN
Shadow's Initiative for Joining the Olympic Team (in Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games)
(A scene of mass hysteria, AKA the press, are swarming the dark hedgehog we all know and love. Sonic is with him, as they are passing to compete in a track event.)
FEMALE REPORTER: Martha Gates from Nintendo Power. May I have a word?
SHADOW: (reluctantly) Fine.
MARTHA: (holding mike up to her mouth) Shadow, the world is dying to know…what made you join the Olympic Team in this year's hit video game Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games?
SHADOW: Well, that's an easy one, Martha. (to outstretched microphone) I expressly wanted to beat and be better than my rival Sonic the Hedgehog in any and all events.
(SONIC silences a burst of laughter, instead tries another method)
SONIC: (coughing) No…never…not in a million years…
(SHADOW glares at him)
SONIC: (innocently) What? The Olympics this year are in Beijing. (coughing) Bad air. (Cough, cough)
FIN
