UminoXWiseman

AN: I decided that I wanted to start this series becuz umino is one of my favorite characters and my friends say im a lot like him and haruka. And I feel that umino x everyon would work cuz hes just a cool cat pimp like that.

Umino walked up to wiseman like, "DANNNG U FIINNE"

And wiseman said, "U too u sexy piece of ass"

Umino was like, "OMS! U think I'M sexy?" He blushed

Wisman said, "Of course I do!"

Umini blushed harder.

"What? Do I give ur kokoro the doki dokis?"

"YES!" He squeaked, like a chiar.

Wiseman got out of his sexy king sized seat. He leaned down to Melvin and he kissed him. Umino was happy and pleased. They made out for a while, but then they did the hotttt yaois with each other. Umino did NOT enjoy it. HE wanted someone he could top. He didn't want to be topped by this sexy pile of bones. So he told wiseman

"I am sry, demo Watashi wa watashi ga suru Seme dekiru dareka o hitsuyō to shite imasu. Dewa nai anata. Gomen'nasai. Watashi wa nokoshite oku hitsuyō ga arimasu.(AN: this means "i need somebody who i can be seme to. not you. I'm sorry. I must leave.")

Wiseman was sad, but he would get over it. He would just go find demand and screw him. :)