A/N:
Hi everyone~! This my new fanfiction of MikuxLen! I have another fanfiction, which called Bride of the Water God and it's for MikuxLen, so check it out when you have time~! (: Anyway, this is alot different from BotWG. It's more lighter, funnier, and cute while the other fanfic is more serious and will go darker. I hope this won't disappoint any of you guys since I really like this fanfiction ^_^
Big Creditors:
Thank you so much cheekycheetah for helping me edit this fanfiction! Plus you added alot more things that made the story ten times better~! Also, you are probably the best person to edit this fanfiction because you (and my best friend) know Miku the best in this fanfiction! It's like you are her in the flesh xDD [o.o Her in the flesh? Am I speaking the 90's?]
Also, thank you so much ALEX/MIKU, you are one of my bestest friends ever! [: I hope this fanfiction will cheer you up and help you escape from the drama! Laugh your heart out, please? xD I hate seeing you all sad ): Anyway, I mostly based Miku's personality off you [: So I'm pretty sure you understand her the best along with cheekycheetah.
WARNING [YES THERE IS A WARNING! READ IT FOR YOUR SAFETY/CAUTION]:
(The strict stuff)
*Cuss words [Miku has a foul mouth...TAT]
*Do NOT READ if you are under 13. Why? There are things mention in here that is not for younger kids!
*If you are under 13, DO NOT READ THIS FANFICTION! I'm sorry...I just don't want little kids to be scarred by reading this T_T; I mean you can be like: Hey, I'm under 13 but I know this stuff already! Okay, if your parents doesn't supervise what you do on the internet...then its fine by me. If you already know-ugh...certain things...-then alright [even that's just a little...to young maybe?]. I'm not responsible for little kids reading something they aren't suppose to read ):
*If you are under 13, and you didn't listen to my advise, please don't go researching something that you don't know...It will scar your mind... :/ Some of you may ask, ugh you are 14 so how do you know this stuff? ... My cousin and friends...They explained to me in every detail! =_= UGH! [Side note: Sorry...Some of you guys might be going: geezz...what's wrong with this chick? Sorry...like I said before, I really don't want to ruin a child's mind :C I mean we all know kids lie about their age to sign up for an account. I guess you can say I'm kind of protective ^^; Please don't mention any rude comments...T_T I just want the safety of a kid even though my words probably won't change a kid's mind...]
(Now the less serious stuff)
*Miku's weirdness
*Miku's new 'hit' song
*Len's eyebrows
*Potatoes
*Bath mats being on the floor
*Len's twisted logic
*Spoon...[Oh...I'm not talking about that spoon ;) I'm talking about that spoon]
Main Characters/Personality-
Hatsune Miku:
*She was born on August 31st, 1994 (17 years old) at Seattle, Washington. English and Japanese are languages that Miku can speak fluently. Her American Name is Risa, but Miku is her real name.
*Personality: Miku is a very sarcastic person and can be lazy at times. She tends to pick fights sometimes when she is bored AND always tries to win. Despite liking to pick fights, she is not a big fan of drama and wants to get rid of it immediately. Her bluntness tends to make her random and clusmy as well. Sometimes, she can really act childish, like a six years old and likes to express her opinions and tries to annoy Len, but she isn't so successful at it since Len is a easy-going person. Instead, it's the other way around. Len annoys her with his kindness and stupidity. She's also not the smartest person when it comes to social life, but she is smart when it comes to academic.
Kagamine Len:
*He was born on December 27th, 1989 at Kyoko, Japan. He can speak English and Japanese fluently because his Mother is Japanese while his father is American.
*He's a popular idol in Japan as a singer and actor
*Personality: Len is usually a nice person with a good sense of humor. However, he can be stupid and perverted sometimes when he wants to be. Not to mention the fact that he's very cocky of himself since he's really fit with a nice body (8 packs and all muscles) and calls himself, 'sexy'. Sometimes he likes to complain whenever he's bored, lazy, or just wants to annoy Miku, which he does better at it than she does to him because he finds everything about her amusing. Despite sing and acting, he also dances really well and loves to b-boy. Also, Len is not up-to-date with feelings; not romantic unless he wants to. He's stupid when it comes to relationship because he doesn't know a girl's feeling well, though girls expect him to be. Just like Miku, he can be childish as well.
Chapter one: Koala Bear and Raccoon Meet
"You need to get your damn butt off the couch and GET A JOB!" Those were the last words I heard before my mom kicked me out of the house and shipped me off to Tokyo to be a maid for some idol. Thanks, Mom; I love you too...you sure know how to make someone's life great.
So, here I am at the airport, waiting for my boss to come pick me up. I don't really know what to do, which is really embarrassing. Am I suppose to look for an old person or a spoiled child? Some kind of supermodel? Or more importantly, do I look for a man or a woman? Darn, I was kicked out of the house before I could even ask any questions. My mom is pretty smart, getting my older brother to 'kidnap' me and then throw me on the airplane that sent me miles away from my beautiful city, Seattle! He's the most amazing brother in the world- NOT! Back on topic, what kind of idol was I suppose to look for? Is it a singer or an actor/actress? Well, I don't think it really matters...I never pay attention to the media anyways- hehe.
"Hey!" I heard someone called, but I didn't turn around because what's the point? They weren't talking to me anyways. "Yo! You over there with the mismatch converse!" When the person said that, I couldn't help but spit out a chuckle. Who's stupid to wear mismatch shoes? Then, I looked down on my shoe with a happy grin that soon broke into a watermelon (not literally of course- what kind of person has a watermelon mouth?). 'Oh shit, I'm wearing one black shoe and one gray shoe!' And being the stupid person I was, I went up to the wall and smash my head against it with fake tears streaming down my cheek. I just called myself stupid; who wouldn't get upset over that? It's so embarrassing that I wanted to cry for real. Finally, when I had the courage to face my boss, I turned my head with a loud snap. Some guy in pink was running towards me like an old man...'What the fu-?'
"Are you Hatsune Risa or Miku?" He asked, somewhat out of breath.
"No, I'm a pony. Yes, I'm Risa, but you can call me Miku. Did you have someone else that applied their daughter for the job as maid too?" I replied sarcastically. Okay, before anyone one of you die hard fans of this dude throw potatoes at me, (which might end up the other way around) I know I shouldn't treat my boss like this. However, I can't help it; this is the kind of person I am. He might as well get a preview of what's he going to be living with.
"Well, I'm Kagamine Len," he introduces himself with a bow. When I saw that, I couldn't help but make one comment in my head. 'So this dude is a mama's boy. Pfft, good luck with growing up.' After that, I decided to pay attention to the name. I knew I had heard that name somewhere before. It's somewhere on the tip of my tongue...and...I...GOT IT!
"You acted in a dirty movie, right?" Mom told me he was an idol but never said what kind he was.
No response. He just stared at me with wide eyes, like he had seen me eat an orphan child's heart. This made me surprise (a little bit...) because most people would deny that question as soon I finish it. Hm...I guess I was right; maybe he did acted in a porno-
"You're funny! I'm going to keep you around for a while~! My life might be more exciting than before," Len stated while holding back a laughter. Just...what the hell? He didn't answer the question, which needs the audience's gasps in the background. Looks like Mighty Risasaurus is going to troll on his face if he doesn't answer it for the second time!
"You didn't answered my question so answer it!" I whined while kicking the air.
"Oh...I was hoping you would forget it if I ignored it," he replied awkwardly.
"OMG, I KNEW IT! YOU ARE A PORN STAR!" I exclaimed excitedly, pointing fingers at him. Haha, I'm cool like that. Then, I noticed people were giving me dirty looks (well mainly at Len since he's a porn star- haha...Such a funny word!
"What the-...Are you serious? No, I'm not a god damn porn star!" He fumed with his eyebrows basically kissing each other. Somewhere in the back of my head,I was thinking: eyebrow + kissing + another eyebrow = MONOBROW! Then I was reverted back to reality, only to see the guy giving a weird look.
"Whatever, let's just go home and help you get unpacked..." Wow, he looks really funny when he's mad. It makes me have this sudden urge to poke him in the face, though he might not help put the bags in the car- Wait...He's actually not helping; he's doing it by himself! HOLY FISH CAKE!… Note to Miku: Be nice on starting day of work.
Like most car rides, this one was really awkward and really quiet...Miku doesn't like it when rides are like this. ): Though, I think it's best if it was left silence. Now, somewhere in your mind, insert some car noises. Trust me, it will make you feel happier!
"So...Um, Len, where are you from?" I asked, breaking the silent barrier.
"Kyoko," he responded simply.
"Are you good at cooking?"
"What? Don't you watch variety shows?" Len asked, having both eyebrow raised.
"Meh, I don't watch T.V. in general, nor do I care about the media," I replied.
Len stared at me with pure amusement. Okay, how many times I had said this: What the hell is wrong with him? That probably might be my first time, but seriously...what does he find so funny? Its starting to creep me out, and I can't help the fact that I don't sit in the living room just for shows to appear on. There are other things I could do instead. For example: baking cookies that will not explode like the last time, learn how to dance without becoming a dinosaur, take pictures of bakery stores, or simply blow air into my water so it can bubble up. Haha, I know all the fun stuff to life~!
"Hey, keep your eyes on the road!" I half-scolded at him when he swerve to the left.
"Well, in that case, no I can't cook..." He stated, directing his eyes back on the road.
Eventually, we arrived at his house; it was basic idol dorm. Small but so freakin glamorous. I couldn't help but drool at the sight. But...if I drop that figurine, will it break? If I find pink boxers, do...do I say they are mine if he forget it's his? Then, I look around to see there are three rooms. One is a bedroom, next is an office, and ...last is a mini gym...WHERE DO I SLEEP? ON THE FLOOR? ON THE PATIO? IN THE CLOSET? Nah, he's not that mean.
"Where do I sleep?" I finally asked.
The blond scratched his head first before answering. "I never thought about it...Hey, why don't we-".
"Wait, won't you start having 'lady friends'?"
You have to give me credits; I come up with questions that bring the environment around us into a whole new word: awkward. But hey, you have to get use to the house, after all I'm in it!
"Ha, good point..." Len said with a soft grin. "But, I don't think I have time to get a lady friend."
"Why is that?" I ask, wondering about his personality. Plus, if he were to bring a girl, wouldn't she be those clingy, bitchy girls? They are always so possessive of their man that it frightens me. Not really, but it just scares me to think all the possibilities that a girl would do to be a jaguar. Notice that I used jaguar? That's what I see them as: big, fat, girls with claws that can take a man's eyes out in a flash.
"Because, you are already in love with me!"
Awkward silence, and then I burst out laughing. Seriously, who was this man? Just because he's an idol doesn't mean every girl likes him! Silly boy, it made me feel so embarrassed for him.
"You're so funny! Who told you that kind of crap?" More wild laughter spilled out of my mouth as I tumbled on the floor, literally rolling and making noises like a lunatic.
Len just shook his head with a smile. "Just watch and see what happens," he scoffed in response before walking off. Quickly, I scrambled after him with my two bags that I had almost tripped over (stupid me OTL). Just what the heck is wrong with me? Who trips over the floor? It's so flat and normal...GAAHH I HATE MYSELF SOMETIMES! When I walked inside the room, I immediately tossed my bags into the corner. Wait a minute...flat and normal floor? Pfft.
"Hey, are you sad that your maid wasn't hypnotized by your sexiness?" I placed my hands on my hips and raised one eyebrow in his direction.
"So you do think I'm sexy, huh?" Len teased with a goofy smile that reminded me of Goofy, that dude off of Mickey Mouse. Jude without the ears and big nose. "And yes I'm really sad. The person I'm suppose to share my bed with is a lover, not a housemaid." Shit, I'm glad I didn't release Risasaurus yet! I would have shoot lasers out of my eyes by then, however I decided to play cool and pretended not to hear the last statement as I was wandering around the room. 'So hard...I don't know where things should go...'
"If you want help, just ask," Len's said. Oh he did not just say that! Was he trying to mock me? The fuuucccck! I'm mad now, GAHHH!
"I don't need your help. I need someone to take care of my bags and be a good host..." I told him and then look at his way with an innocent look, which he did not take it took well. He just stared at me with a look of disbelief.
"You know what? I don't want you as a maid anymore!" He declared.
"Whaaatt? I didn't even start working yet!" I pointed out to him, trying to make my voice not crack. Unfortunately, it cracked a little bit.
"I know you won't like your job," he stated simply.
I have to say that Fathead had a good point. Can you seriously see me cleaning every bit of spills or drops that are on the floor? Pssh, even I can't see myself doing that. That's just the impossible and the alternative universe.
"So, ugh, what's my purpose now that we both know I can't do anything?" I asked, blinking several times.
"You are my servant now! All you have to do is follow orders, and I'll make your wallet being rained with money," he said with that stupid smile. Because of his stupid smile, I don't know how to respond. There's 100% that I'll say something stupid and that I'll have a stupid look on my face too.
"Eh..erm..murf?" I mumbled incoherently. "You-? I'm-? Orders-? Whaattt?"
"Lets start now." He claps his head together and then popped his neck left to right before looking back at me with those cobalt blue eyes. Wow, they look like sapphires! It's so pretty and- OMG WHAT AM I SAYING? "Tell me about yourself," he ordered. Aww...such demanding words yet it sounds so sweet like potato pies...WHAT IN THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH ME? IM TURNING INTO ONE OF THOSE CREEPY POSSESSED PEOPLE! OH NOES!
"I-I...was...born in...Seattle," I stuttered on purposely.
"Aww..." He cooed with that grin again. "You are acting cute to distract me. Don't stutter at a time like this~!" Len giggled like a high school girl. Freak.
"I was born in Seattle, Washington. I lived with mom and older brother. My father cheated on my mom with this lady, who is like the same age as my brother," I summarized quickly. Yeah, that's the story of my life. Interesting, isn't it?
"When is your birthday?" Len asked.
"August 31st," I told him.
"That's all I need to know. Go shower, you smell like an old person..." He ended the conversation, just like that with a straight face.
Ba-bump, Ba-bump, Ba-bump, Ba-bump
My heart was literally jumping out of my chest, and I don't understand why! It wasn't a fun talk at all, so why is my heart beating so fast? As I kept trying to find excuses, I was still in awkward pose that clearly read: I'm an ape, throw some bananas at me- dog. Okay, don't ask me why I added dog in there at the end. Some of my friends back at Seattle always added 'dog' at the end, thinking it's cool when it really makes you kind of weird. For example: I'm going to the restroom- ...dog! Um...100% weird? I know I'm not allow to speak, for I'm weird as well but I'm special weird. My weirdness is needed for the world so everyone can be happy! Though, that weird is just indescribable. It makes you sound like you are talking to a dog that can't even speak a language! Dog's talking does not consider as a language, at least that what it says on Wikipedia...(WTF does Wikipedia mean anyway?)
When I was finally out of my trance of thinking, I walked over to the pile of bags that remained on the floor and probably won't go anywhere else for a long time. Then, I unzipped the bag to pull out my pajamas and underclothes to protect some area before crawling to the bathroom. Yeah, I don't feel like walking over there because I'm too lazy.
One word to the describe the bathroom: clean, beautiful, and pandas. The walls had panda pictures printed on it with animated faces and peace signs- now they are my besties. Also, the room was so clean too! Does he even use this bathroom? Well, no use in caring, so I resume to what I was originally meant to do: become a carrot in large tub of hot water. I'm so set to be cook right now in steamy water!
Quick question: do you get those instincts to check yourself out in the mirror? I don't; I drowned myself with shitty comments about my appearances. Never said I was a confident person when it comes to fashion. Well, apparently, all bathroom had mirrors, and I had to look at myself in the mirror.
"Oh gosh, I'm so gross looking!" I barfed inside my head.
Okay, I'm not tall, in fact I'm short. Ugh, I'm pretty sure in Japan they use the metric system so I would be considered around 160 cm. However, in America, I'm 5 feet and 3 inches; yeah, not very tall. Dark circles were chilling under my eyes due to lack of sleep; my hair is considered green to people but it is actually teal! Geez, people need to go back to kindergarten to learn their colors! Its teal people, TEAL.
Plus the way my lips always make me look upset- even with my neutral expression. It's all so-
"I don't hear water running!" I heard Len call from outside the door.
Right when I response, I had to trip over the bath mat and landed with a thud. Oh my gosh, it's just so typical Miku...When I tried to get back up, I could see the world before me fading away. I don't remember hitting my head that hard, but I must had since I'm going to die. Jeez, isn't this embarrassing? I never thought I would die this way to be honest, though I can see it all over the news in America: Hatsune Risa, whose real name is Miku, dies after tripping on her bath mat. Isn't that very suiting for me? Then, the world fade away from me completely, and I 'died.'
…
"Miss? Miss? Oh, her name is Miku?"
I'm dead so why in the world am I hearing things? Maybe I'm waiting for someone to declare I get to go to Heaven or Hell. More likely Hell since I did kicked a kid off the swings last week... He took my spot!
…
"She's smart. As bizarre as this may sound, it's safer to not lock the door when you shower."
Okay, what kind of thinking is that? Is this person stupid, or is he mentally blond? I'm going with both answer choices because he sounds a lot like Len... No doubt;it has to be Fathead since no one else have such a twisted brain like him.
…
"I agree with you. Plus she'll be fine. Just give her some time, anyway...Good night!"
…
My eyes fluttered slowly when I felt the impact of the floor. I found myself in the living, eye levels with the DVD player that sits nicely next to the T.V.
"Were you hoping I would walk on you while you were showering?" Len teased, poking my back with his smelly feet. Ugh...ew? BLAH! I bet the guy pushed me off the couch so he could sit. I swear that I am going to put nail filings in his food later!
Rolling on my back, I stared up at the ceiling. Then, averting my gaze over to Len, I see him literally undressing me with his eyeballs. What the hell man? You don't see me doing that to him because he's an idol! n00b...
"I'm cute, huh?" I asked before standing up and walking down the hall back to the bathroom,
"I'm not gonna lie; I find you really attractive!" Len yelled as I stepped foot in the bathroom. No one thinks I'm attractive so what's up with his eyes? Maybe he sees me as a bear, that probably explains everything since bears are 'cute.'
Instead of showering (with all the possibilities of getting hurt again), I decided to take a bath (like I originally planned out). When the tub was finally filled up, I took one finger to dip in the water and felt how warm it was. Hehe, it's like pee pee temperature.
"You are going to try to bathe again?" I looked up and saw Len standing above me. He's there, and I'm in the water...with clothes on...wait I took them off when I came back inside...
"WHAT THE HELL? I COULD HAVE BEEN UNDRESSING, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I screamed on the top of my lungs.
"Wow, for a little girl you sure do have a dirty mouth...Maybe I should clean it later with a bottle of soap. Anyway, I was in fifth grade health class, so I know what you have..." Len told me, giving me one of those weird look.
"WHO ASKED? AND ICKY CHICKY BLAH! GET OUT!"
A whole new battle started with a 'pow, pow, pow' and a 'wee, wee, wee' ! I was using my foot to push him through the doorway, and he yelled at me for rubbing in a place where it doesn't belong...But that event doesn't matter because I'm already sitting happily in my tub (well...Len's tub...).
"I'm Sexy and I know it!" I heard Len hollered outside the door. Then, there was something about passion in his pants. Felt like I heard the song before, but I don't really care enough to remember about it at all.
Suddenly, I have this sudden urge to sing a song. Um...do I know a song?
"Lalalala I'm a unicorn gee! I can turn into a pony after I dip myself in chocolate!" Mhm, a sexy English song in five seconds. I could repeat it more than fifty times, add some cool beat to it, and then call it a song. I'm so smart; it makes happiness run around the world! After spending thirty minutes in the bath tub, I finally got out and slipped a bathrobe on me before walking out. However, I didn't leave without tripping over on the same mat. Can't pull a fast one on me after I seen it once, so HA! That's the bright side- I didn't get hurt.
"Someone's a little paranoid about their body," Len teases about my choice on the pajamas (by the way, I changed into them like ten seconds ago).
He, on the other hand, was only in his boxers. It's disgusting! Sometime boxers have this little hole that makes your trip to the bathroom a lot easier...Man, I don't even know how I know that . Anyway, back on topic, Len in boxers when we are both in bed together (holy cow that sounds so wrong) is not going to be approved by me.
"It's obvious we are going to have some problems with our sleeping arrangement," I stated to him with the best neutral look I can put on.
"I have a solution, and it might be the best proposal in the entire universe," he said in a creepy voice. If there is anything that I wouldn't trust, it would be that voice and his face. Whatever he's thinking inside his head might result in me wanting to slap his face, but he's my boss!
"What is it?" I asked, feeling tired right now since it is 11 P.M.
"Solution: we spoon and then go to sleep..."
Holy fish cake...WHAT? I'M INNOCENT EVEN THOUGH I SAY INAPPRORIATE THINGS! OMG, WHAT?
A/N: What did you guys think of this fanfic? For BotWG fans, did you like this as much as that fanfic? I hope you did ^_^ Also, I told you Len was such a dork which makes him really adorable. Plus who wouldn't want to be in Miku's position? I mean seriously...You got a man with eight packs, only in his boxers...wanting to spoon with you? [Okay...I'm not perverted O_O] Also, wasn't Miku really random xD She's so weird~! And what did you think her new hit song dealing with unicorns and ponies? I say we should hear it from the official Miku! Len+LMFAO= EPIC! XD I can't imagine him singing "I'm sexy and I know!" Anyways, I hope you liked the chapter~! Please favorite/alert/review ^_^! Btw, I like to PM reviews too xD But if you don't want me to pm you about your reviews [well it depends like...if it is question] just put: Do not reply back please! AND BYE 8D SEE YOU IN THE NEXT CHAPTER AND BotWG Chapter 15~
