SONGS PHANTIFIED
Hello, phellow phans, this is broadwaygeek24601 (obviously…) and this is my first contribution to the Phantom Phics archives! Some of you may remember me from the Les Mis fics (Songs Mizzified), and I've finally decided to tackle Phantom….(quite literally tackles Erik)…in more ways than one. Tis next one was inspired by a short little thought on which of the child prodigies would win: Erik or Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Yah, I'm weird that way. Well, enjoy, hope it doesn't suck too bad!
The Phantom Went Down to Vienna
The Phantom went down to Vienna
He was lookin' for a guy to Punjab
Cuz Raoul was dumb
But Christine chose him, son!
And that made the Phantom sob
When he came across a young man
Sawin' on a violin and playin' it hot
And the Phantom jumped right
On the roof that night
And said,
"M'sieur, lemme tell ya what:
I guess ya didn't know it
But I'm a virtuoso too
And if you'd care
To take a dare
I'd make a bet with you!
Now, you play a good sonata, m'sieur
But give the Phantom his due
I'll bet a mask of white
Against your life
'Cuz I know I'm better than you!"
The boy said,
" My name's Wolfgang
And I'm a boy prodigy too
So I'll take your bet
You're gonna regret
'Cuz Mozart's better than you!"
Wolfy, rosin up your bow
And play the violin hard
'Cuz hell's broke loose in Vienna
And the Phantom deals the cards
And if ya win
You get this awesome, groovy mask of white
But if ya lose
The Phantom ends your life!
The Phantom opened up his case and said
"I'll start this show!"
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow
And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss
And Christine Daae popped in
And they duet-ed something like this:
(Song stops as they do the end of the title song from Phantom of the Opera, where Christine 'vocalizes strangely')
When the Phantom phinished
Wolfgang said
"Well, you're pretty good, Herr Phantom
But sit down on that park bench there
And I'll show you how it's done!"
Fire in the Opera
Run, audience, run
The Phantom's in the cellar
And in Box six-minus-one
Meg in the ballet
Dancing on her toes
Carlotta, does your poodle bite?
No, toad, no
The Phantom bowed his head
'Cuz he knew that he'd been beat
But he kept his mask
And whupped Mozart's
And ran away on his two feet
Wolfgang shouted
" Phantom, just come on back if ya ever wanna try again
Cuz I told ya once , you Devil's Child,
I'm the best that's ever been!"
(Erik comes back and Punjabs Mozart.
(It will be remembered that that was why he was there in the first place)
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Forgive me for making Mozart win, it's just that that's how the song goes! And Erik does get his revenge, after all Review, pwetty pwease! No flames!
