SONGS PHANTIFIED

Hello, phellow phans, this is broadwaygeek24601 (obviously…) and this is my first contribution to the Phantom Phics archives! Some of you may remember me from the Les Mis fics (Songs Mizzified), and I've finally decided to tackle Phantom….(quite literally tackles Erik)…in more ways than one. Tis next one was inspired by a short little thought on which of the child prodigies would win: Erik or Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Yah, I'm weird that way. Well, enjoy, hope it doesn't suck too bad!

The Phantom Went Down to Vienna

The Phantom went down to Vienna

He was lookin' for a guy to Punjab

Cuz Raoul was dumb

But Christine chose him, son!

And that made the Phantom sob

When he came across a young man

Sawin' on a violin and playin' it hot

And the Phantom jumped right

On the roof that night

And said,

"M'sieur, lemme tell ya what:

I guess ya didn't know it

But I'm a virtuoso too

And if you'd care

To take a dare

I'd make a bet with you!

Now, you play a good sonata, m'sieur

But give the Phantom his due

I'll bet a mask of white

Against your life

'Cuz I know I'm better than you!"

The boy said,

" My name's Wolfgang

And I'm a boy prodigy too

So I'll take your bet

You're gonna regret

'Cuz Mozart's better than you!"

Wolfy, rosin up your bow

And play the violin hard

'Cuz hell's broke loose in Vienna

And the Phantom deals the cards

And if ya win

You get this awesome, groovy mask of white

But if ya lose

The Phantom ends your life!

The Phantom opened up his case and said

"I'll start this show!"

And fire flew from his fingertips

As he rosined up his bow

And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss

And Christine Daae popped in

And they duet-ed something like this:

(Song stops as they do the end of the title song from Phantom of the Opera, where Christine 'vocalizes strangely')

When the Phantom phinished

Wolfgang said

"Well, you're pretty good, Herr Phantom

But sit down on that park bench there

And I'll show you how it's done!"

Fire in the Opera

Run, audience, run

The Phantom's in the cellar

And in Box six-minus-one

Meg in the ballet

Dancing on her toes

Carlotta, does your poodle bite?

No, toad, no

The Phantom bowed his head

'Cuz he knew that he'd been beat

But he kept his mask

And whupped Mozart's

And ran away on his two feet

Wolfgang shouted

" Phantom, just come on back if ya ever wanna try again

Cuz I told ya once , you Devil's Child,

I'm the best that's ever been!"

(Erik comes back and Punjabs Mozart.

(It will be remembered that that was why he was there in the first place)

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Forgive me for making Mozart win, it's just that that's how the song goes! And Erik does get his revenge, after all  Review, pwetty pwease! No flames!