Hexepta: WC Hack

by AceHexeptaFan

One day Argus Hakan was on the internet when a notification appeared to say "CLICK HEER FOR FR33 VACATOIN" Argus, of course, likes free things and as a mere student he has to take them where he can get em so he clicked heer and the screen turned purple and a yellow face grinned evilly at him

"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL" laughed the black chest thing and Argus couldn't remove his finger from the mouse and then the mouse moved to sign a contract and Argus was thrown into the computer!

When he woke up he was in a wine cellar.

"Hello." said the owner who had the nametag Crack Fox Junior and beside him were his friends TotallyTheJiffyBot who was reading weeb shit, Shredder and Sailor who were writing stuff, CrabbyDarth who was a dancing skeleton, and Arrowdusk who was being evil and Irish. But then Arrow stopped being evil to talk to Argus

"I feel a strange connection to us." he said which everyone heard.

"Yeah anyway." said Shred "You are welcome sir, we offer the finest wine."

"That is my line, because I'm the owner here." said Crack. "Welcome, new person."

That's when there was a knock on the door and Crack answered it to see Officer Coaster.

"I'm afraid you're all under arrest sirs."

They tried to fight but Crack Shredder Sailor and The Evil Irish Guy I refuse to name because he's EVIL got taken to jail. Argus, being an attorney, vowed to save them all. However when he asked them what he did, they said nothing. Not like they were silent, they did nothing wrong.

Argus asked around and ran into ThunderFang who was a spirit medium weirdly, don't ask any questions.

"I will be watching the trial." said Fang.

===SPEAKING OF THE TRIAL, IT BEGAN!===

"SHIT WHAT?" shouted Argus and he ran to the trial "Sorry I'm late."

"smh." said Judge Jiffy

"Hmph... pathetic." said Shymain the prosecutor. "Anyway I accuse Crack, Shred, Sailor, Crabby and Arrow for underage drinking."

"Prove it." said Argus

"Here is a picture of the wine cellar." said Shymain presenting a photo of the wine cellar with glasses of wine everywhere.

"You can't-" Argus pointed.

"Think we've had that glass of wine u see in the pic" said Crabby

"Oh." said Argus. This would prove to be quite difficult.

===REBUTTAL===

"They are all underage drinkers."

First of all, Argus super presented Crack, Arrow, Shredder and drinking laws to this statement.

"Objection, according to the profiles, Crack is Breetish and Arrow is Irish and they are 20 and 18 so drinking is legal for them. Also Shred is 21 you fuck."

"TRIPLE ACQUITTAL!" Jiffy banged his gavel as three Storm Sentes threw confetti from the skies to celebrate the Triple Acquittal (it rhymes)

"Let's go celebrate!" Arrow ran into the prosecution lobby and Crack followed but Shred waited at the door.

"Anyway as for Sailor he's a sailor so he was probably sailing to another country when he drank, can't prove where he was at the time."

"Noooo!" shouted Shymain "Well we still have Crabby."

"Shit well okay I guess he's guilty."

"N-N-N-..." Crabby grunted "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed and his bones fell apart to death.

"Oh well he was already dead." said Shymain.

"Y'know guys that trial was weirdly paced." said Jiffy "Anyway, I declare Sailor to be..."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH OH MY FUCKING GOD HE'S DEAD!"

Everyone ran into the lobby where the others went and saw Arrow dead with Crack next to him.

"Oh wow he's dead again, what a baka" said Jiffy

"Crack, explain yourself!" Shymain glared at him.

"It wasn't me!" Crack sweated before he got arrested for the murder of Arrow.

To be continued in the sequel, Hexepta: WC Hack 2