A/N: Warning, since this is a side story, it'll be updated slowly and infrequently. Mainly crack, but very short. For if you're bored.

Something strange had happened to the countries. Nobody was quite sure how it was possible, but somehow everyone started noticing him… and paying attention to him.

It all started when Canada peered slightly over America's shoulder at the battle plans that he was pointing at.

The Allies, who had been glaring at America for calling them support, all let out shouts of surprise as they leaped back in shock. "Mon yeux!" France cried out in shock. "Amerique, since when did you have a double!?"

"It's not a double…" England murmured, shaking his head slightly as though he were shaking water out of his ears. He looked slightly confused, before he muttered, "His name is—Kanut? Canadia?—his name is Canada!"

Russia looked thoughtful. "Canada… Canada…" He muttered to himself, before snapping his fingers in realization. "The hockey country? Our competition in winter sports, right?"

"Canada's better, aru." China noted. "He won a lot of medals at the last winter Olympics."

"He did?" Russia looked slightly thoughtful. "Good for him, I guess. But I seem to remember I won a lot at the winter Olympics as well..."

"No, that was Canada, aru." China frowned slightly.

"I remember now!" France exclaimed, snapping his fingers in a mimic of Russia. "Canada's my cute little colony!"

"Not anymore." England recalled with a smirk. "Canada's mines now."

An anger mark grew to life on France's forehead. "Non, dear England, Canada takes after me very much. He eats many French fries and French is his national language."

"In case you haven't noticed, France, Canada is bilingual and the majority of him speaks English. And they're not French fries, you idiot, they're chips!"

"They're French fries." Canada muttered.

"Indeed they are." America agreed. "I, the hero, was the one who made them popular!"

The rest of the countries all ignored him.

And somehow, while they were arguing about Canada, they seemed for forget about him all over again…