Author Note: Hello readers. I'm back again. This idea came to me after my brother beat the side mission of Anonymous Hints and Yuffie said the person who gave her Zack's email was Cloud. My first thoughts were to kill Cloud. But I think that this is much better. Why dirty Zack's hands when Sephiroth is much scarier?
Anyway I found a really good song (if you beat Crisis Core you heard it at the end. I wont spoil the end for those who haven't played or beaten it yet.) It's called Why by Ayaka. I love it. I suggest you guys listen to it. Well enough of my rambling. And if you squint you see some Sephiroth/Zack. Now on to the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. If I did, Sephiroth and Zack... they would have fun in a mako reactor, if ya know what I mean.
How Yuffie got My Email
"Oh Cloud." Zack called out to the blond with false cheer.
Said blond blinked at the angry First. "What?" He really had no idea what could get Zack so upset, well almost nothing. Sephiroth must not have been in the mood last night or even this morning.
Zack smacked the back of Cloud's head and grabbed him in a headlock. "Why in the hell did you give Yuffie my email?"
"Wha?" Cloud was confused. Who was Yuffie? Then it all clicked. He had given it to Yufiie. She had asked him for Zack's email so she could get in contact with the first class SOLIDER.
"Why. Did. You. Give. That. Annoying. Girl. My. Email?" Zack said each word slowly with a glare that could put Sephiroth's to shame.
"She... " Cloud gulped as the glare morphed into an evil grin. "Asked?" Even to him that sounded like a questioned.
That evil grin on Zack's normally cheerful face scared him more than Sephiroth's rage could. "Well, looks like I found Masamune's new pin cushion."
Cloud gulped. He was not afraid. He was going to be SOLIDER soon. He couldn't fear his general. Screw that. He thought shouting a hell no over his shoulder and running away from Zack. He was not going to become a pin cushion for that sword.
