A/N: This is the english version of a song parody I made for French class.
I Love Mario (orginally I Love Nintendo)
Parody of "I Love Rocky Road"
They kept telling me he was a fool
They kept telling me he was very uncool
Yeah, but Pac-Man's getting old
The FPS is oversold
There's just one hero good enough for me, yeah me!
And Nintendo's all I need, so I hate PS3!
Baby,
I love Mario,
So won't cha go put another coin in the arcade, baby?
I love Mario,
Why don't we play some Nintendo Wii?
Ow!
Sonic has way too many bad games
Most shooters are all the same
When Mario's games are done,
Then I'll be moving on
But I'll be back when the 3D game's here, you'll see!
Another NP's coming in for me, all for me,
I'm singin'
I love Mario,
I won't give it up for the love of gaming!
I love Mario,
Why don't we play some Mario Kart Wii?
Ow!
When I'm in the zone,
I make are shells are being thrown
And when I get into it, I don't up to pee.
So just look me in my bedroom and throw away the key!
I'm singin'
I love Mario,
There's something odd about Bowser's baby.
I love Mario,
But that won't stop me from playing Wii!
I love Mario,
I would stop, but I'm just lazy.
I love Mario,
Why don't we play some Nintendo-
I love Mario,
With out him, I wouldn't be gaming!
I love Mario,
Why don't we play some Mario Kart-
I love Mario,
I won't quit for nothing, baby!
I love Mario,
Especially Super Mario Bros. 3!
A/N: Thank you for reading this.
