I Do not own harry potter, or the phrase, "No, we're also out of coffee..." That quote comes from Airplane 2, and Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling

On with the fic!

Harry walked down to the Great Hall earlier than usual that morning, because he wanted a cup of coffee before heading

to Hogsmeade.

When he got there, it appeared that everyone else, including teachers had the same idea. He groaned, hoping that he

could at least be first into line for going down the street.

Dumbledore stodd up to make an announcement, and the hall fell silent.

"Attention students, it is my regret to inform you that I have contacted a rare magical ailment known as the Marpies.

Those of you who are half-blood will know this as the Magical Herpes."

The entire hall sniggered, and a few girls looked shocked.

A Ravenclaw stood up.

"Professor, are you telling us absolutely everything?" the young boy asked.

Dumbledore shook his head. "No, the head chef, Dobby, has informed me that as of last night, they are officially out of

coffee."

The entire hall burst into panic.

"Please," cried Dumbledore, "calm down, there is no need to panic!"

The hall erupted into more panic.

Harry sat there with his head in his hands, knowing exactly what that meant: Madam Puddifotots was his first stop.

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Harry walked down the street to Puddifoots Coffee House, wondering how much this would leave him for Zonkos.

He approached the door, and read the sign.

Closed forever

He sighed, and walked towards the Three Broomsticks.

"Fan-bloody-tastic. What else could go--never mind."

The 'Broomsticks was packed so tight, that the line wrapped around the building several times.

He wandered back to the castle, wondering if he could get a coffee in the RoR.

Half an hour later, he found himself walking back and forth outside the door to the Room of Requirement.

The door appeared, and he walked inside.

What he found was not coffee. What he found instead was Ginny, Hermione, and

Luna, all very scantily clad, and beckoning for him to join them on the bed.

He smiled, and forgot all about the coffee, as the girls dragged his clothes off.