Im sitting in class "working". Well. My Doc Manager gave up on deleting files, so this is number 20 in the Manager. Gosh, I need new computer...

I have no idea how dating sites work. If anyone does, they can correct what they would like.

Oh, implied things in here. Rated T for a reason.


Lucy was on several very strange dating sites, and still waiting to be accepted to some.

No, she was not a whore, (hadn't even had sex with any of them!) she just REALLY needed to find the perfect man before her father decided to marry her off because her father was just that kinda guy.

All the assholes in town simply wanted her for her body(especially Loke and that guy had a girlfriend!), so she had to meet people some way...

One of the sites she was still waiting to be accepted in was called Fairy Dating, and not only was it a dating site, it also had a group chat for boys and girls, and separate girls chat and separate boys chat so that you could make new friends. The only reason she knew this stuff was because of a few helpful online friends who had an account on there despite the fact that they were dating.

The girl checked her email again, looking for friend requests from any other site she was on. Nope- only those really creepy people from the Blue Pegasus dating site that kept sending her really weird messages. She could tell why they were there... (and one of them looked like and old man!)

But, below the spam of weird messages,(she would need to end her membership to that site soon) was a message from the Fairy Dating site- was it accepted? When was it sent? Did I miss the sign-in time?(1)

YES- HECK YES- SHE WAS ACCEPTED! Lucy quickly clicked on the link, and the sign-in box appeared, along with a message saying, You have confirmed your email. Welcome to Fairy Dating! Please log in and add your credit information to start your membership.

She followed the instructions, then moved onto her profile.

Real name- Lucy Ashley. This was the name that Lucy always used for online sites, whether they needed a username or an actual name.

Age- This she left blank. If it required an age, then she could just lie- there was no way she was putting down 18 like last time because then men hit on her left and right.

Zip code- She had location services on. They already knew her location and simply wanted her to confirm it. Lucy had always been scared of putting down her zip code because she thought people would be able to know where she lived, but she now know that it was so the site could find people close to her.

Self Description- Cheerful, athletic blonde that enjoys reading! I am also writing a novel and would like someone to beta it, anyone can volunteer. I also love puppies and have a dog named Plue.

What you want in you partner- A kind young bookworm(preferably not over 30). They have to be able to sit around and not bother me as I read, eat what I cook them, cleanup after themselves, and be willing to wait a few years(or travel) to meet me.

She hit the Save and complete at the bottom of the page and waited for it to load. When it did, the page was split in half- one half with pictures of her possible matches, and the other with a list of people she could become friends with.

Lucy quickly went over and clicked on profile icon (on the friends side) that she recognized- Levy M., Or, as her username said, WritingBlue. (Levy was a strange girl, but a good friend for the most part. Until it came to choosing a boyfriend. The short quiet girl had a surprisingly weird taste in boys.) After hitting the Friend Request button, she scrolled through the girls profile.

Real name- Levy M.

Age- 19. (It was amazing that the girl was older than her and still shorter.)

Zip code- Hidden.

Self Description- Im a shy, cheerful, short girl with blue hair! That's why I'm special, it was some kind of birth defect, like how albinos are very pale, I have blue hair. To make it fit(for the most part) I mostly wear blue sundresses. I love to read but am horrid at writing. And cooking. I started out on here from the friends(because Im shy and college isnt a good place for a shy person) but somehow ended up dating Gajeel, his screen name is BlackIronKitty. I would suggest you go yell at him because he has full control over whether or not I add someone as a friend, the overprotective bastard...

Lucy frowned at this last part- When did Levy start dating?! And giving out her password?! She was more strict on internet safety then Lucy's father, and that's saying something!After exploring others profiles(mostly girls, she wasn't good at making friends with boys), the girl noticed that the alert thingy in the top righthand corner of her screen was read and had a 2 next to it- Wow, two alerts already! I hope it's some hot boys!

The first alert disappointed her, it was only a friend request from Erza S., who held the screen name of WomenWithSwords. After skimming through her profile, (A full death threats to some other user named Gray and with the screen name of IceBaby, saying something about him not spamming the group chat and to hurry up and come over tonight so they can finish homework. Wow, split personality much?) she accepted the friend request, and moved onto the other alert, a message from a boy name Natsu D., with the screen name of DragonRoar.

The message read, Hey Luigi.. Luigi... LUIGI! STUPID AUTO CORRECT. WELL. DEAL WITH LUIGI FOR NOW. Im Natsu, and I noticed that you are new! Anyway, if you need any sex... wait what. AUTOCORRECT HOW DO I TURN YOU OFF. JUZZ. WAIT WHAT. I GIVE UP. WELL LUIGI JUST IF YOU NEED HELP THEN JUST ASK. OH. AND IF YOU REPLY I WILL SEND A FRIEND REQUEST.

She smiled. Nice person, maybe, but what was this guy's reputation?

Lucy clicked on his profile, and was directed to the boy's page.

Real Name- Natsu Dragneel (hm, lucy thought, someones brave... He put his full name...)

Age- 18

Zip code- Hidden

Self Description- Im a fire dragon slayer that goes by the name Natsu! If your screen suddenly catches on fire while looking at this, its because im hot. GRAY FULLBUSTER OR ICEBABY IS A ICE PRINCESS AND A STRIPPER DO NOT TALK TO HIM.(Lucy giggled at this part, she hoped he realized this was a dating site and that comment would make other girls want to check out this so-called "Stripper") HES ALSO DATING SOMEONE SO YEAH DON'T GET HIS GIRLFRIEND MAD.(2) (Oh, that explained why he wasn't worried about putting up all this stuff about his friend stripping!)

Lucy smiled and went back to the message that this interesting boy had sent her.

Hello! Thank you for offering help. I will remember to ask if I need any. Now, about that autocorrect...

(she also bookmarked his profile, not that she would need it. This places was definitely memorable)


(1)- On a few sites I have joined, you have to confirm your email within a certain time or you are not allowed on the site. Just a fact that I decided to put here.

(2)- He is not dating Juvia, I REPEAT. HE IS NOT DATING JUVIA.