Scott Pilgrim vs the unexpected
DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything but the fan fiction; the rest of the credit goes to Bryan Lee O'Malley, Universal Studios and whoever else who was involved that I may have missed.
Chapter 1
Scott Pilgrim sighed happily, she was gone. Ramona was gone. Out of his life forever! He hadn't been this happy since six months ago when he had finally defeated Gideon Graves and got the girl. But after that the entire relationship had become pure turmoil. They loved each other then they hated each other's guts. Finally, Scott had just had it. He kicked her out of the house they had bought together and everything had been pure happiness since then. It almost made him wonder why he had gone to the trouble of fighting the evil exes in the first place.
DING!
Scott turned to his laptop that lay open on the coffee table.
"You have one new message from an unknown sender."
Scott glanced at the computer uneasily, the last time he opened an email from someone he didn't know he had ended fighting the league of evil exes. But then again they were all dead, so really he had nothing to worry about. He opened the email, it read;
"Dear Scott Pilgrim,
You should remember me. We met about six months ago. Anyways, we really need to talk!
Email me back!"
Six months ago? It couldn't be could it? No. Gideon was dead. His body shattered into a million quarters. It was probably just Stephen or Wallace pranking him. Yeah, it was probably Wallace; he was really notorious for that kind of thing nowadays. That was probably it. Scott shut off his laptop and went to bed content and as anyone could really be.
# $ &
About a week later Scott heard the ding of his laptop again. The screen read:
"You have one message from an unknown sender."
Scott shook his head. Again! It almost made him wonder who this person was and how they knew so much about him. He shook his head and opened the email.
"Hey Scotty baby,
I really need you right now. You need to reply. It's urgent."
Scott sighed, it definitely wasn't Wallace. He never sent stuff like that. (Except for that one time, but that's another story) Scott hit reply.
"Look whoever this is,
If you want to talk to me so bad, then come and find me. Whatever it is that you need to tell me, say it to my face!
Please stop emailing me,
Scott Pilgrim"
DING!
Scott opened the latest email.
"Scott,
Why so tense? I'll find you, don't worry.
Laters."
Scott glanced around him. Should he be worried? No. The person would probably never find him. Everything was going to be okay. It was going to be okay.
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
"Hoo-what?" Scott said groggily.
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
Scott tiredly looked at the door. Who was it now? He already had a stalker. He didn't need something else added to his plate.
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
"Scott! Let an old pal in!"
Scott froze for a moment. That voice sounded so familiar. No, it couldn't be. Scott opened the door. It was Gideon.
"No! I thought you were dead! I don't like Ramona anymore so you can't hurt me!"
"Scott, as much as you think that is why I am here it's not."
Scott stared at Gideon for a moment. A small curve protruded out of his shirt.
"Wait, what is that?" Scott asked pointing at the curve.
"Well, that's my baby bump!"
"WAIT! WHAT! YOUR'RE PREGANT!"
"Yes, nearly three months now" Gideon leaned in "With your child."
Scott crumpled to the floor.
"Well, that went well" Gideon said sarcastically, looking down at the unconscious Scott.
End of chapter 1.
