I don't own Naruto.
"Ne, Asuma-sensei? Can I ask you a question?"
"Go ahead, Naruto."
"You're the son of Jiji, right?"
"Jiji?"
"The Sandaime."
"Oh, right. Yes, I'm his son."
"Does that make you my psuedo uncle?"
"Somewhat, I suppose. Where'd you learn a word like psuedo?"
"Sakura-chan"
"Of course."
"So does that mean that I'm almost somewhat bond-related to Konohamaru too?"
"If you read into it enough. That's why he calls you nii-san."
"Cool. I'm like bonded/related to all the Hokages. That is awesome."
"It would sound awesome to you, wouldn't it."
"Of course it would. Anyway, thanks for clearing that up. Gonna go find my Otouto. And Moegi-chan and Udon-kun. We're going to go have ramen. Wanna join?"
"Nah, that's okay Naruto, I have a date."
"With Kurenai-sensei?"
"No?"
"Sooo not convincing, have a nice time. Bye!"
"See ya, Naruto."
As he's running off, Naruto mumbles to himself. "He didn't even notice the related thing, or ask for me to elaborate about that, it's like he didn't even think of Dad. Or he just kept quiet about it, I mean we are kinda out in the open...Right." and then yelling "KONOHAMARU! MOEGI, UDON! IT'S TIME FOR RAMEN!"
And so, Naruto got a psuedo-uncle, and ramen. And Asuma got his date with Kurenai, which went well. Somehow.
