Wakka is thrown into turmoil when Lulu's pregnancy causes for her to have some interesting cravings. A story of jam and raw fiends. Parody of Bring Me To Life by Evanescence. No week stomachs...
Bring Me More Food!
Performed by Lulu and Wakka (in brackets)
How can this hideous piece of slime taste oh-so good?
Never thought I'd end up eating such disgusting food...
Blackcurrant jam, mixed up with uncooked Rojo Flan,
A dish of Bite Bug on the side
Tastes so fine.
(Lu, please stop!)
Make me Malboro Pie,
(She just can't stop!)
Make me Malboro Pie...
(Save me...)
Go get me some Malboro or you'll die!
(Lu, please stop!)
Mix it with some Flan
(Make her stop!)
And some currant jam
(Save me...)
Get it back here as fast as you can...
I know that pregnancy can make you eat some really weird things,
But I never knew it stretched as far as fiends...
(Lu, please stop!)
Make me Malboro Pie,
(She just can't stop!)
Make me Malboro Pie,
(Save me!)
If I don't eat Malboro I'll just die!
(No more Flan!)
Don't forget the Flan,
(No more jam!)
And the currant jam,
Fetch it home as quickly as you can...
Bring me more food!
(She's just eaten an eye... It churns my insides!)
Bring me more food!
Empty inside,
Could eat a Lupine Tail, or five
Wakka, only you can get the food back here in time...
(Can't believe all the crap Lulu's been eating, ya?
It makes me sick, the stuff she has been eating ,ya?)
Haven't ate in a thousand years it seems
Just can't get enough of these slimy fiends
(Lupine's nose, it's eyeballs, even it's toes...)
Don't let me starve here...
(There must be something wrrrrrrroooooooonnnnnnnnggggggggg....)
Bring me my food...
(Lu please stop!)
Make me Malboro Pie,
(Make her stop!)
Make me Malboro Pie,
(Save me!)
If I don't eat Malboro I'll just die!
(No more flan!)
Don't forget the Flan,
(No more jam...)
And the currant jam,
(Save me)
Fetch it home as quickly as you can...
Bring me more food...
(She's just eaten an eye... It churns my insiiiiiiiiiiiiiides...)
Bring me more foooooooooooood...
Wow... I've really gone and lost it this time. Please let me know what you thought!
Teef xxx
