Ok, so I was reading a story like this and I thought 'Why don't I do a story like that?' So, here it is!
1. Robert Pattinson, can you say HOT? And he's totally sexy when he sparkles!
Yeah, creepy much? He's a book character, how would we know if he's hot? (apart from Bella telling us, but who cares what she thinks?) I think I'd be too overwhelmed with the intensity of the light from him and trying to get my vision back to actually see if he's sexy when he sparkles!
2. Taylor Lautner, I mean, have you SEEN those muscles?
How many times have I heard this! I just want to crawl in a hole, at least to escape these comments! And no, I haven't seen those muscles, HE'S A CHARACTER IN A BOOK!
3. Kristen Stewart. An extremely talented and beautiful actress, with loads of potential.
Yawn. Emotionless, flat manlike voice, boring: perfect for Bella! And why does she always have her mouth slightly open? It makes her look...weird. Even on the poster for Eclipse (which is, unfortunately, stuck in my school library), she has the same expression.
4. The Volturi. REALISTIC villains, instead of insane freaks in cloaks, like Voldemort and the Death Eaters.
Um, I haven't read the Twilight books for at least a year (and I don't plan on it), but I'm pretty sure that the Volturi wear cloaks!
Yes, Voldemort and the Death Eaters are insane (cough, Bellatrix, cough), but that gives them character! Unlike the Volturi, who sit around and talk and then decide to destroy Bella because she's a human, even though she won't rat on them to the humans! (It's not as if the humans could do anything to the vampires anyway). Voldemort has a legit reason for wanting to kill Harry, because Harry would kill him! Suck it up, Twijerks.
5. Because its just common sence to like twilight! Haha. Romance means everything. Bella and Edward are like, MENT 4 each other, and everything is just...PERFECT! In Harry potter, u would that that harry and harmonie would like...fall in love or something...and then u watch people die in freaky ways, and then there are creepy things...GAHH! but yea. (:
Please use proper grammar. Hermione is spelt as H-E-R-M-I-O-N-E, not H-A-R-M-O-N-I-E. And their relationship is not like that! Harry and Hermione are like brother and sister, they don't love each other!
Yes, Bella and Edward are meant for each other. Because they are both romance-filled, mushy Mary Sues who need to get a life. And a plot. You're right, everything in here is perfect. TOO perfect (insert shiver).
Life isn't that perfect! If it was, I'd be super popular and absolutely gorgeous. In reality, I'm pretty plain looking with glasses and an unpopular super nerd who's read half of the school library and got 30/30 in History. Get over it.
6. Because it's one of the greatest love stories ever! Harry Potter is good too, but Twilight has way more romance and more hot guys...EDWARD, JASPER, EMMETT, CARLISLE! Need I say more!
No, you need not say more, because I am about to lose control of my stomach. That's just what it is: a love story. No complex, emotion-turned plot, just 'Oooh, I love you, Eddie!' 'I love you too, Bella!' Yawn.
You know, I'm willing to bet that if the above listed guys weren't vampires and therefore weren't hot, you wouldn't give them a second look. At least in the Harry Potter books, it's not all fluff and mush!
7. Yes, we all know that Harry Potter and Twilight are both fiction, but Twilight is clearly better. When I read a book, I like to imagine myself in the plot or relate to the story somewhat. Aside from the vampire theme, Twilight actually takes place in a REAL town with up to date things. ex) cars, school, etc. I'm sorry but I just can't picture myself on a flying train, eating chocolate covered frogs, headed to a non existent magical school. In my opinion, Twilight is obviously better.
Boo hoo for you. I can imagine myself in the Harry Potter world. In fact, I do it all the time! Are you saying that England and Scotland aren't real? And the castle actually does exist, you know! So technically, the school's real! :) Rowling was actually imaginative enough to come up with a whole new place, unlike Meyer, who had to use a real place! It's FICTION, people!
Uh, the train doesn't fly. It uses tracks. Like a boring Muggle train.
Have you ever eaten a Freddo Frog? It's a frog, covered in, you guessed it, chocolate! So there. Go shove your opinion in a very painful place.
8. OMGGG Harry POtter is messed up. Like seriusly, he needs to grow up and stop being so boring cuz edward is like waaaaaaay more AMAZINNNG. therees no love in hary potter and nobodies hot who wants to read a book without hot peeps?
I can use better grammar from a phone, and I'm assuming that you're using a computer!
Actually, quite a few boys in Harry Potter are hot (Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Neville Longbottom, to name three, but they're my opinion) and Harry and Ginny (and even Ron and Hermione) didn't take one look at each other, think 'I hate you because you smell good!' and then start a romance! Their love is much more interesting! They struggle through their feelings for each other, jealousy when one goes out with someone else (Ron/Lavender) and they're afraid of being rejected by the other, so they squash their feelings down.
How is Edward more amazing? And how is Harry Potter messed up? Harry has lived in a hard and painful life and you think he needs to grow up? Get out. Now. And hot peeps aren't everything, you air-head!
9. Each book in the twilight series has a different story line. It is mainly about Bella's Lovestory but in the 1st book it was about how Edward had to save Bella and in each book the story changes. The main reason of the book is for Bella To become A vampire. Then after that it is the story with Renesmee. In Harry Potter it takes 7 or 8 books to get to the point. Killing the one who must not be named. it drags on and on and becomes boring.
Each book in Harry Potter has a different storyline, while sticking to the same plot! We all knew that Bella would eventually become a vampire, but never in our wildest dreams did we imagine that Harry would be a Horcrux! (sorry for any spoilers if you haven't read DH!)
Exactly, the main reason of the books was for Bella to become a vampire. Bo-ring. I actually didn't see much about Renesmee, just a couple of chapters. And Harry Potter is not boring! What, you'd prefer one or two books where Harry grows from eleven to seventeen, goes up to Voldemort, shoots a spell at him and kills him? Yawn.
We watched Harry grow up over seven books and confront life but over four books, Bella and Edward have romance and have a child, in the space of one or two years. Yay. All about the love, people!
10. Twilight has a more reasonable plot than HarryPotter. Look at Harry and you'll see he's more angsty than Bella. And all the Harry Potter books are like Harry being "My life sucks" and then Voldemort shows up and he's like "I'm going to kill you" and Harry's all like "No way" and then Harry wins in the end. It's way obvious, especially when the author already tells you how many books there's going to be. I mean, why can't we live in total suspense on what's going to happen next? Twilight gives that suspense that something amazing is going to happen that Harry Potter never gave us. Plus, Harry Potter is a wizard and wizards are demonic creatures. Who would want to root for a demon as the good guys? In twilight, everyone's a vampire, and vampires aren't Satan's spawn.
Umm, ok. I'm going to start off by pointing out that we already knew that Voldemort would eventually be defeated. How could J.K. Rowling make that suspenseful? She made how Harry killed Voldemort suspenseful! In Prisoner of Azkaban, I never suspected that Pettigrew was the traitor! In Chamber of Secrets, I never would've guessed that Ginny Weasley was the one controlling the basilisk (even if it was really Tom Riddle doing it through her). How's that for suspense?
And Harry's not like that! Sure, he knows he doesn't have the best life, but he doesn't get all depressed over it! He broods for a bit (he's got to be sad at some point) and then he moves on! The fact that it's taken seven books shows how good the plot is! And Voldemort's more discreet than that! He doesn't go up to Harry and say "I'm going to kill you, Avada Kedavra!"
Witches and wizards are people, unlike the (undead and soulless, I should point out) vampires! Go look up the definition of witch and wizard!
More angsty than Bella? I don't see him jumping off a cliff when his girlfriend (or, in Bella's case, boyfriend) leaves him!
Whew, done!
