WAKE UP
BY:mugglewolf
a/n:just to let u know(regarding last story)i actually nicknamed a sub. teacher ST(i also nicknamed one DB(damn bitch)but that's another story. READ
As I have pretty much run out of things for the marauders and company to do, this one'll go though a "normal" day
Sirius-WAKE UP!!!!!!!
James-What time is it?
Sirius-5 o'clock
James-Go back to sleep before I have the urge to kill you
Remus-Please do
Sirius-Come on we have to get up NOW!!!!
James-WHY!!!
Peter-What's going on
Remus-Nothing you would understand, go back to sleep
Sirius-We have a prank to pull
James-It's a stupid prank, why do we have to do it?
Sirius-It's MY idea, so come on
Remus-I'm not coming
Sirius-Why?
Remus-If it's your plan, 99.99999 percent end up with us being caught
Sirius-You don't know that!
Remus-It's scientifily proven!
Sirius-well……………………………...............................................................................5 minutes later……………………………....
Remus-For the love of dog god stop trailing off
Sirius-Am I the dog god?
Remus-NO!!!!
Sirius-Fine I'll do it alone
Remus-Ok
Sirius-Ok um, I guess you aren't familiar with the rules, but now you sigh and come with me
Remus-There are rules!?!?
Sirius-Yeah here's a copy
RULES
1. GOOD PEOPLES ALWAYS WIN
2.PETER ALWAYS DIES
3.PRANKS ARE ALWAYS ON SLYTHERINS
4.YOU CAN'T REALLY KILL SOMEONE (EXCEPT PETER), JUST CRUCIALLY INJURE THEM
5.SIRIUS IS ALWAYS ANNOYING, JAMES SOMETIMES, OC'S EVEN MORE ANNOYING THEN SIRIUS SOMETIMES
6.HEY I CAN COUNT TO SIX!
7.IT'S FUN TO RUN PEOPLES OVER WITH A MOTORCYCLE
Remus-So there is someone stupider the you
Sirius-What
Remus-Nothing and your rule isn't there
Sirius-WHAT!!!!!!!looks at paper
Sirius-Nooooo James wakes up
James-What what what
Remus-Ok fine if we're all up what's the prank
Sirius-Well first we give Peter a sleeping drought and carry him (not hem) laughs to the slytherin common room and leave him (not hem) laughs good plan huh?
Remus-It's a horrible plan
James-amazingly I got made fun of twice in that amazingly STUPID sentence
Sirius-I'm stupid? That was a broken paragraph laughs evilyi don't actually know what a broken paragraph is to let u know
Remus-Now I'm REALLY scared of him and he hasn't even had his coffee yet
James-Can we just leave hem at the common room
Sirius-Hemlaughshem
Remus-Oh for the love of dog god, I'm going back to sleep
James-Me too
Sirius-Ok fine don't listen to me no one ever does, but you'll be sorry one day, one day!!
James-Sirius
Sirius-slowlyYes
James-SHUP UP
For the time being………THE END
a/n: for this one i got tired and didn't feel like riting the rest, though the ones im riting now are really long so be happy(Happy days!)and REVIEW(Happy days!)
