So what if, Lucy was an assassin and Natsu was a pirate?

Would be pretty cool huh? Well, I'm about to write that shit down!

Anyway here we go! (Side note: May be a little gory and Loke might slightly be OOC. I'll also try to make it as realistic as possible!)

XOXOXO

"So he thinks he can run, huh?" A blonde girl questioned her self as she watched her 'client' run. The orange-haired male behind her scoffed, "I can't believe is that you let him run in the first place, Lucy." The blonde glanced behind her.

"Can't I have a tiny bit of fun?" Lucy asked with a slight grin. The man chuckled, "I guess so," he said as he kneeled at the end of the building, "But you better catch him quick." Lucy noted his tense voice and rose and slender eyebrow.

"He's heading towards the police station,"

She made a chocking sound and quickly jumped off the building. Her eyes scanned the surroundings for a place to grab on to. As she spotted a lamppost she quickly made sure her gloves were on and grabbed it. After her semi-safe landing, she chased after the man.

But he was fast for one thing.

That's all she would give him.

She groaned as she watched the man make another sharp turn. "Oh c'mon! Can't you just give yourself up!?" She yelled with huge amount of annoyance tied between her voice. The man must've gotten surprised by her voice, since he hit a wall. "Wow~ he must've been surprised," she confirmed.

Lucy let out a sigh of relief as she walked towards the man who tried to get up. She stepped on his chest, causing him to look at her as well as stay on the ground. "Y-you're a-a-a-" "Woman?" She interrupted.

The man gulped and nodded as he slowly tried to make her trip by pulling her leg. Seeing this, Lucy pressed her foot on to his chest harder. Causing his hand to retract. She must've stepped hard because a bit of blood began to flow from his mouth.

"Funny huh? Your about to die in the hands of a woman,"

Not waiting for his reaction she drove her katana in to his chest.

She watched as his crimson blood was soaked up by his white shirt. His face slowly drained of it's colour as Lucy began to press the katana deeper. It was obvious that the man was trying to stay alive by keeping eye contact with her. "Y-your…a-a-a m-mon…" his sentence trailed off as he died.

Lucy pulled the katana out with a deep frown plastered on her face. She pulled out a handkerchief and cleaned the crimson liquid off of the blade. "Monster, huh?" she questioned herself as she walked away from the scene.

Lucy made her way into an alleyway to change out of her bloody clothes. She's a girl, she always has extra. When she finished she threw her bloody clothes onto a barrel and shoved her katana into a hockey bag.

Looking at her clothes, she pulled out a lighter and lit her clothes on fire.

She knew that most policemen would assume that the clothes on the barrel would be lit on fire to keep warm. It was probably general knowledge to her that some homeless people would light their clothes on fire to keep warm at nights.

Also many of the people in this area was homeless, so many fires we're lit around this area. And another perk of it was that all the evidence/DNA would be turned into ash.

After the clothes burnt she propped on some new gloves dropped a key. A golden key with the Zodiac symbol of the lion engraved on it. "Just so they know it's their 'best friend' again." She giggled.

Lucy smirked to herself as she walked out of the alley way with her katana in a hockey bag. Just for good measure she bought some hockey equipment to cover the katana. And in addition, the tip of the katana looked like a skate. She shifted the hockey bag on her shoulders and looked around.

"Yo! Lucy!" She turned around as she heard the voice of her orange-haired partner. He obviously looked pretty pissed as he walked towards her with that fake 'heartwarming smile.' But she knew him way to well.

He walked over and slung an arm around her shoulders. He had such a strong grip that he practically crushed her in his arms. "H-Hey! Str-strong grip y-you've got," Lucy said as her eyebrow twitched.

"Oh really?" She sent him a blank look as she could basically see the sarcasm. "What happened that you had to crush me?" She asked as she got out of his grip.

Loke let out a dark chuckle, "Well let's review, shall we?" he questioned with so much mock that it could hit Lucy in the face. In response, she raised an eyebrow and waited for him to continue, "As you know, I have to make sure you don't get caught and to clean up your little messes," He glanced towards Lucy, "Anyway, this time you just had to let him run."

She watched as he flung his arms out to emphasize the topic. She sighed and crossed her arms over her chest, "I think that you may be mental," She huffed. Loke's head snapped towards her so fast she thought it would snap.

"Me? Mental?" Lucy nodded. Loke stared at her for a moment before laughing and slinging his arm over her again. "Wait tell you see how many police are out there," He whispered as Lucy's eyes widened. "He called the police," she whisper-shouted back.

Loke nodded. "Well gues we'll have to act casual," She said.

He immediately grabbed Lucy's hand and started leading her through the crowd of people. She kept a sharp eye to see the police. And Loke on the other hand had kept a casual face to look casual.

"Excuse me?"

They both felt a hand touch their shoulder. Turning around they found a police man. He looked kind but had a neutral smile plastered on his face. "If you don't mind, can we take a look at your hockey bag?" He said pointing towards it on Lucy's shoulder.

They both smiled. "Of course," Lucy said as she began to remove the bag from her shoulder. Loke sent a side glance towards the other police man who were watching their expressions. He kept a neutral face as he watched the Police man search their bag.

"Thank you, ma'am," The police man said, "Have fun at your hockey game." The police man sent a warm smile and leaned towards Lucy for a moment. "The next exit is a block away. Tell the boss I'm on my way," he smiled one last time before walking off.

"I never knew Jellal became a police man," Lucy stated as she walked towards the exit. "With that man, you never know," Loke sighed as he rubbed his template.

XOXOXO

"So she killed someone else, again?"

"Aye sir,"

"She's going to be the death of me," The pink-haired man sighed and ran a hand through his pink locks. He was known as the Prince of Pirates. Why, you may ask?

Well he was incredibly skilled in the weapons and shooting area. And what was even better was that he never lost a fight. Not even to his father, the so called King of Pirates.

His father was the legendary captain of the Fairy Tail ship. But because of his foolish decision to face the man known as E.N.D head on, and without back up if I may mention, cost him his life.

So the ship has been passed on towards his son,

Natsu Dragneel.

The man who was most noticeable by his untruly pink hair, and weaponry skills.

He currently was on his boat, trying to figure out the assassin's next target. By now it was obvious that the she has been killing people who used to work for him. So it's only natural for her to climb her way up to the top.

"But I'll give her hell before she makes it," Natsu mumbled as he watched the police make their search from a rooftop. "How are you so sure it's a girl?" His 'friend,' Gray asked as he raised a raven eyebrow towards his 'friend.'

"Intuition," He shrugged as he shifted his gaze back to the police.

Meanwhile, Gray was left to gawk at his statement. "YOU CAN'T JUST GUESS LIKE THAT!" He argued as his fist connected with Natsu's head. He clutched his head as he glared towards the raven-haired man. "YES I CAN, ICE PRINCESS!" He yelled springing on to his feet. They both began cussing at each other as they glared daggers.

*Click!*

The top floor door clicked open. They both saw a man with an angered look on his face walk towards them. "It's late at night wha-," The man paused for a moment before staring at them with a horrified look, "Y-your both f-from f-fairy t-t-tail," Then suddenly he aimed a gun between Natsu's eyes. "WHY ME?!"

Gray walked closer to the man, "Hey, take a breather," he said trying to calm the man down. The man's hand trembled as he heard Gray's words. He shook his head and kept the gun in-between Natsu's eyes. "No he deserves to di-"

Natsu stared at the man with his eyes wide.

Gray had shot the man right through the head.

And the barrel of his gun was right in between Natsu's eyes.

"You trying to shoot me too?" Natsu questioned as he rose an eyebrow. Gray chuckled, "I wouldn't mind doing it," he joked before tucking the gun back into his pocket. "But apparently some people actually like you," Natsu gawked, "Who wouldn't?"

"I know for sure I don't," A voice came behind them.

Turning around they found a man with orange hair. He wore a black suit and tie that popped out because of his white business shirt. His eyes were a deep onyx colour and on his right index finger was a golden ring. His purple glasses reflected in the moons light.

"Who the fuck are you?" Natsu asked with a huge amount of confusion. Gray on the other hand put a hand on his gun. Then in a couple of seconds they saw the orange haired man grin. Raising an eyebrow, Gray began to pull out his gun.

"GAHH!"

Spinning around, Natsu's eyes widened. "GRAY!?" He saw how Gray was on the ground clutching the hand he used to grab his gun.

His glove started to pick up blood as it began to drip on to the concrete floor. "Went r-right through," He heard him mumble.

Natsu gritted his teeth and began to go closer to him. "Don't move," He heard a feminine voice behind him as he felt a gun barrel on the side of his forehead.

A slender arm began to wrap its self around his neck. He immediately stopped in his tracks and slightly glanced behind him to see a bright yellow locks. Natsu chuckled. "Is it wrong that I feel slightly turned on right now," he joked.

Then he heard a low growl and the barrel of the gun press on to his forehead. "No one told me that the 'Prince of Pirates' was a pervert," He heard the feminine voice again. "Well it's not my fault you're a woman," He chuckled, "Especially a hot one."

He heard a slight gasp, "Can you even fucking see me!?" she exclaimed. Natsu chuckled, as her arm began to go tighter around his neck. "If I hear another word, I'm going to pull the trigger," Natsu quieted down as he heard the click of the safety being removed.

(A/N: If this is not how a gun works, I AM SORRY xD!)

He watched as the orange haired man walked over to Gray and pulled out a white cloth. He shoved the cloth onto Gray's nose and mouth. Natsu gritted his teeth as he watches Gray struggle to remove the cloth. Then he slowly began to close his eyes.

"Now," Loke said as he got up,

"Where were we?"

XOXOXO

Oh la la~

What's going to happen next?

Also who do you think is Lucy's boss?

What's going to happen to Natsu and Gray?

SO MANY QUESTIONS