(Tosh, Owen or Ianto isin't dead in this!)
Jack's Pov:
"JACK?!... JACK FFYCIN HARKNESS WAKE THE FFYC UP! "
I get up of the Sofa and run upstairs, and he's lieing on the floor clutching his stomach and swearing in welsh.
"Ianto.. You okay cariad?" I asked in a concerned voice.
"NO I AM FFYCIN NOT JACK! I AM IN LABOUR FOR GOD'S SAKE!"
"Oh god. No Ianto, it's not due for another 4weeks?! This can't be happining..!"
"Jack, I would comfort you right now, IF I WASEN'T ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH HERE! CALL OWEN NOW!"
"Right sorry, on it!" I ran downstairs as fast as my legs could carry, and dialed Owens number.
"Harkness, you better have a good reason for waking me up at half three in the fucking morning" Said a grouchy voice at the other end of the line.
"Owen, it's time. Ianto... He's.. He's having the baby. Oh my god, he's really having baby.. Fuck."
"Oh shit, i'm on my way, in the mean time just make sure he walks around it should help."
"Harkness...? HARKNESS!"
"What.. Yeah, oh right sorry, Yeah will do."
And with that he hung up. I stood there. Staring at the wall. It's really happening. Oh god.
"JACK GET UP HERE NOW" Ianto shouted down the stairs.
"Shit Ianto!" I thought as I was running up the stairs.
"Jack, you better have good news. Cause this is all you're fault! If you hadn't of touched that FFYCIN ARTIFACT WE WOULDN'T BE IN THE FFYCIN MESS!" He screamed in pain.
"Ianto just calm down, Owen's on his way. But you need to start walking around it will help with the pain cariad."
I grabbed his hands and pulled him up.
The next five minutes where enduced into welsh swearing screaming, and a pain in my hand i don't thinks going to go away. God I hate seeing him like this. I love him and I can't do anything to help him. Its killing me, but then we'll have two beautiful baby girls in a phew hours and it'll be all worth it.
Knock Knock. " That must be Owen, stay here, i'll go get him."
I rushed down the stairs and opened the door, before I could say anything Owen ran up the stairs with a medical kit in his hand.
"Right tea-boy how you feeling?" I stood leaning against the door frame while Owen checked him over.
"Well, Owen I don't know, how do you think i'm FFYCIN FEELING, THERE IS TWO FFYCIN HUMAN BEINGS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF ME! So sorry too say not the ffycin best!"
"Wow, calm yourself tea-boy. Just sit there while I see if these kids are ready too come out yet."
Owen looked at me and indicated I should go over too Ianto to hold his hand, So i went over and crouched down beside him and took hold of his hand.
"It's okay Ianto, it'll be over before you know it." I smiled at him.
"You better hope it does, because you're sleeping on the couch for the next two weeks!"
I laughed, then he sent me a,Jack-if-you-don't-shut-up-i'm-going-to-kill-you- look.
"Well, tea-boy a bit of a problem here, you're only in the first stage of labour.. So that means you won't be giving birth until 24hours from here.."
"Owen, tell me you're joking." He sent Owen a death glare.
"Sorry tea-boy. Not my fault, they just don't want too come out yet. So you'll just have to wait, try to relax though. Get a hot water-bottle, Make some tea.. Try too sleep as much as possible as well, and you'll be fine, I'll give you a bottle of painkillers that'll help, with the pain. But we need too get you too the hub, so when the time comes, we'll be able to start."
"Okay Owen, Ianto common grab hold of my hand and we'll go to the hub yeah?"
He took hold of my hand, and I pulled him up, I helped him down the stairs into the living room.
He screamed in pain. "Owen these pain killers aren't working!"
"Give them a phew minutes tea-boy, now comon hop into the car."
I helped him into the car and we drove to the hub.
When we got there, Owen helped him into the medical bay, while I went up to my office and dialled Toshiko's number. I knew Ianto wanted her too be here, and I knew she wanted too be here too, she would kill me if she wasen't.
Beep beep, beep beep, beep beep. "Hello?" Came a tired reply for the end of the phone.
"Tosh it's me, Iantos gon-"
"OH MY GOD, HE'S IN LABOUR, Don't worry Jack i'll be there in a phew minutes!" I heard her happy screams at the other end of the phone and I hung up. What is it with girls and babies?
I was thinking about phoning Gwen, but Ianto doesn't priticulary like her. It's been that way sense her wedding. I know Ianto has his insecurities about me and Gwen, but too be honest I don't like her that way. She's married and has a kid. But he knows nothing can ever happen between us.
"Harkness get down here!" Came Owen from down-stairs.
I ran quickly down stairs, when I saw Ianto up in the kitchen trieing to make something.
"Tea-boy, you shouldn't be doing anything but resting!"
"OWEN I CAN DO WOULD I WANT! IT'S JUST FFYCIN COFFE FOR FFYC SAKES!"
"Harkness tell him to get back into bed!" And with that, Owen went back into the med bay.
"Ianto, you should be in bed cariad." I said while trying to reach for his hand.
"JACK! I can make myself some coffee." He sighed."Sorry cariad. I just feel useless not doing anything.."
"Cariad, you are doing something, you're giving us a family. You're going to bring to beautiful girls into this world. And that's the most amount of work anybody's doing now"
"Yeah think?" He said, Trying to fight back the tears.
"I know, now common back to bed with you" He nodded and I led him back to bed, and tucked him in. "Soon know cariad, soon it'll be all over okay. I love you. "
"Lo.. v..e ... y .. ou.. t.. o..o" He mumbled before falling asleep.
I heard the alarms going of and the cog doors opening with a very excited Tosh coming in.
"Hello?! Anybody, Ianto? Jack? Owen?"
" Tosh, keep you're voice down.. Ianto's asleep."
She, bit her lip. "Shit, sorry Jack. How is he?"
"Well, apart from really bad pain, super I think."
We walked over to him, asleep in the bed. I dragged a seat and sat beside the bed, looking at him. God he was so beautiful. How am I this lucky to have him? His piercing blue eyes that destroy my heart, them lips that could make me crumble too my knees. That suit that could-"
"Jack, i'm going to go sit with Owen, i'll leave you too sit with him, If he wakes up call me."
"Will do Tosh, will do."
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Jessica.
