Skulduggery looked at them the dogs.
Don't you dare try a thing, or I will be on to you like a newspaper to a fly.
"C'mon, Skul." Valkyrie whined. "Please can I keep them? Please, please, please. Look at them. They're adorable! We have to keep them." Valkyrie used her cute face.
"That face is getting you nowhere, Valkyrie." She tried a pout, and it looked so goddamned sexy on her. Bad thoughts, Skulduggery. Bad thoughts.
"Look, its just – we have a bad history. They want to put me six feet under, so I try to… diassociate… myself from them."
He looked down. "See what I mean?"
His thigh-bone was missing.
The blonde dog dutifully carried his new prize to his mistress.
"oh, that's so sweet of you, Funnybones!"
Oh, My, God! Skulduggery thought
"Funnybones? You named it Funnybones?"
She looked at me sheepishly "Yep, and she," she pointed at the patched one, "is Elemental. Ellie for short."
Sigh.
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