Panny-chan: Okay folks... this is a story about two women, one plan, and a
whole lot of fun! Even though neither of us own Inuyasha we wish we did...
well IsleofSolitude does I want to own Koga. What do you think Isle-chan?
IsleofSolitude: ooooooooh, sounds good!
Panny-chan: So I own Koga and you own Inuyasha?
IsleofSolitude: HAI! -receives a deathglare from Kagome- Uh, actually, only in my dreams.....
Panny-chan: -receives a shove from Koga in his haste to reach Kagome- Well there went my chance... oh well how about we get to the story, Isle-chan?
Isle of Solitude: ok, Panny-chan.
(~ thought ~)
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Kagome came running down the hill, almost tripping on her feet and came to a halt in front of Sango clenching and unclenching her fists, "OOOOH! I cannot BELIEVE him!"
"What did he do NOW?" Sango asked, looking at her friend, " This is the third time this week."
"He told me that he KNEW that I didn't have any tests to do, and that I probably just wanted to go, and I QUOTE!, 'go and mate with that Hobo bastard' Unquote! What the HECK does that mean?"
Sango giggled, "He actually said that? Well, I wouldn't be surprised if he did."
She stopped her pacing and gave Sango a look, "What does that mean?"
"Well, he has been giving you these looks when you're not looking, and he said to me the other day that you smelled of a boy, so he must have come to that conclusion," she shrugged, "just my opinion."
Kagome resumed her pacing, "Argh! So what if I smell like a boy? He has made it quite clear that he doesn't like me, so why does it matter?"
"Have you ever stopped to think of why he cares to think you are with another guy?"
Kagome paused then snorted, "Because he's afraid his shard detector is gonna leave him. Then he can't ever turn into youkai."
Sango sighed, "Kagome, Inuyasha is... well I believe, jealous."
Kagome looked at her, "J-Jealous? Yeah right." She sat down next to her.
"Yes Kagome, Inuyasha is jealous of all males coming near you. Why do you think he threatens Miroku and Koga?" She sighed.
~Good thing he doesn't know about Hojo...~ "But, why would he be jealous? He doesn't even barely LIKE me, so why should he get jealous?"
"UGH! Kagome! Open those gray eyes of yours! Inuyasha-is-in-love-with- you!!!!" She puffed out some steam, "Kagome, Inuyasha is acting like all guys do when they really like a woman, they tease and hurt, but deep down all they really want you to do is kiss them and well... let's not get into that subject." She smiled, "Kagome, Inuyasha was hurt hard by the people he loved and this is the only way he can protect his heart. See now?"
Kagome blinked and sighed, "I want to believe that Sango...but...it's hard. And so, I'm just gonna pretend so I don't get my heart broken too bad." She fiddled with her skirt.
"Oh, Kagome, I know how you feel. I've been protecting myself for a while now, and it hasn't gotten me anywhere. I just wish that Mir- that he would notice when I do things to show him I care, but...." she looked up at the sky, "I guess we can't have everything we want, can we?"
She looked at Sango, "Hai. We are both in the same boat with the guys. But then..." She got mischievous smirk on her face, "Why don't you show Miroku you care by not bashing his head in the next time he gropes you?"
Sango smirked back, "What? And miss out on the fun, never." She smiled sadly, "Miroku will never notice me over all the women that he sees, and what's to keep him from running off with the next pretty girl he meets? And anyway we are talking about you."
Kagome shook her head, "Nuh-uh. Girl, we have moved on. And I KNOW that he won't run off with the next girl he sees. And you know why? Because of you." She smiled, "Tell me, he's never asked you to bear him a child, did he?"
"Nope... but... I kinda wish he would." She sighed, "So what are you going to do about Inuyasha?"
"The same thing you are gonna do with Miroku: next to being at his side, nothing." Kagome looked down, "Not that I could actually DO anything."
"What makes you say that? Maybe we should try a little something my mother taught me before she died. But first we have to do a total makeover on the both of us," she smirked with an evil glint.
Her eyes gleamed, "And what would that idea be, ne?"
"She taught me that is you want to catch you a man, or in your case a half- demon, that you have to show a little... oh how should I put this... more. Let's go to the river and I'll explain more to you." She stood and collected her things, "You in?"
She jumped up and brushed the dirt of her bum, "Hai! Walk and talk with me." She took some stuff from Sango, "Let's go!"
"Okay!" She started to walk, "Okay, first we have to clean ourselves up and try new things with our hair, what we have is common and boring. Then we have to buy new outfits, something to show off more skin and let them have a good long look. Then we'll let them stew for a while before we make our move. I heard that oysters are aphrodisiacs," She looked at her friend, "So what do you think?"
"Yeah! I can get our outfits. We have tons of stores that carry the type of clothes you're talking about. You get the oysters, and then we can do the hair. Okay?"
"Sounds good, but are you going to your time for the clothes?"
"Yeah. Why?" She stopped and looked at a flower, "oooh, pretty."
"Uh, Kagome, have you thought about sizes? In your time my size could be different."
Kagome gazed at her and looked her up and down, "Well, I'm pretty good at picking sizes. Don't worry, I've been shopping in my time tons of time and everything I got something for my friends and bro and everyone else they have always fit just fine." She smiled, "So, I'll go get the clothes, and you go ahead and get the oysters? Oh, and what colors would you like?"
"Colors? I didn't think about that? What colors do you think would look good?" She looked down at her body, "I'm afraid I'm not too good at that... being raised by my father."
She made a small laugh, "Well.. hm. I say you'd look good in red and purple...and maybe some black or dark blue."
"Whatever you think is best... so how about we meet at the well in.... oh let's say two hours?"
"Ok! I'll see ya then." She started to hustle it back to the well.
"Bye Kagome!" She waved to her friend.
~*~Two hours later~*~
Kagome climbed up the vines of the well with her huge yellow backpack, ~Dang it, it's heavy....but......I'm stronger than before!~
"Good, you're back. I had a horrible time finding these, every man I tried to buy them from tried to get me into their bed." She shivered, "Not a pretty thought with most of them. And how did you do?"
She put her pack on the ground and pulled out Sango's outfit, "That's yours." She shifted nervously, "You like it?" She held up a velvet blue dress with gold fireworks on it.
"Yah!!! It's perfect!" She thought a moment, "I've never tried that color before." She looked the blue dress over with a keen eye, "I love it! What did you get?"
She grinned, "I try." She pulled out a long light green dress made of silk with little white sparkle designs on it. "So, we get changed and then what?"
"Oh! That's going to look terrific on you! Then we have a lot of fun!" Sango giggled, "These men are going to eat dirt when they see us for dinner tonight. Oh! And I had the fore-thought to let Keade baby-sit our little fox pup tonight." She smiled evilly.
Kagome smirked, "This is gonna be fun!! So, where are the guys? We don't want them to see us till we get all prettied up for them..." She gave Sango an evil smirk.
"They are busy with Keade. She's keeping them busy with her little 'chores' for the village." She smirked, "She's so good to us. Yet completely evil to the guys."
"Yeah well, you know, we have a saying in my time: Girls of a feather make the guys suffer together!" She laughed a little.
Sango burst out laughing, "That's perfect! And when we are all done Keade will send the boys our way. I have everything set up. I send Kilala to Keade when we are done, the guys come to us, and we feed them our special dinner. Then drag them off and... well from there we do our own thing. If I still have the courage."
She blushed, ".....Yeah. They'll be putty in our hands, right?" She sighed. ~Great, now I'm wimping out...~
"Let's hope... Inuyasha has a tendency to turn things... but I've taken care of that." ~I really hope I have the nerve for this~ She sighed, "Okay... let's do this."
"Hai." She started to go behind a tree to change.
"Uh, Kagome? Don't we need to go to the hot spring first?"
Kagome blinked then sweatdropped, "I knew that. Let's go!" She started to go to the hotsprings. ~Get it together girl!~
Sango walked after her. ~Kagome is sure acting weird. I'm lucky I haven't passed out by now I'm so nervous~ "So Kagome have you thought of what you're going to say to Inuyasha?"
"Actually... no." She said over her shoulder, "You know what you're gonna say to Miroku?"
"I have an idea of what I want to say, but... well I don't know how to say it to him."
Kagome paused and turned around, "What do you plan on saying? I'm good at words." ~Except when I try to say them...~
"Well... that I care for him and that I wouldn't mind carrying his child after this is all over.... you know with Naraku and all." She blushed. ~WHAT am I thinking? I can't do this!~
Kagome got starry eyed, "That's so romantic!" She thought about it, "How about, 'Miroku, I really care for you in spite of our faults, and if you wouldn't mind waiting for this business with Naraku to be over, I would consider letting you ask me 'the question'."
"Wow... you do have a way with words... with a little change that would sound good for you to say to Inuyasha." She shrugged, "If only it were that easy, what if he confesses to me... then runs off with another girl?"
Kagome sighed and patted Sango on the shoulder, "Miroku may be a lech, but he is most DEFIANTLY not like that. He would never to that. He's too straightforward to string you along and then abandon you."
"Yah... I guess you're right... but what if he doesn't feel the same way?"
"Sango, trust me, he does. Aren't I good at reading most people's emotions?"
~Yah except Inuyasha's~ "I guess you're right. Now let's get to that hot spring and put this plan in action!" She threw her fist in the air with a sound of triumph.
Kagome clapped her hands, "Yeah! Let's go!" She started running.
Sango laughed and followed Kagome.
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Panny-chan: Do ya think they'll go through with it?
IsleofSolitude: Some girl-talk leads to a very interesting idea....and maybe some fun...
Panny-chan: Well we have to meet up soon so our faithful readers will get a clue of what happens in our heads... even though sometimes I don't even know what's happening up there... u?
IsleofSolitude: Nope, I don't know either. I just go with the flow.
Panny-chan: Well that's all folks!! R&R!!!!
IsleofSolitude: -waves-
IsleofSolitude: ooooooooh, sounds good!
Panny-chan: So I own Koga and you own Inuyasha?
IsleofSolitude: HAI! -receives a deathglare from Kagome- Uh, actually, only in my dreams.....
Panny-chan: -receives a shove from Koga in his haste to reach Kagome- Well there went my chance... oh well how about we get to the story, Isle-chan?
Isle of Solitude: ok, Panny-chan.
(~ thought ~)
*******
Kagome came running down the hill, almost tripping on her feet and came to a halt in front of Sango clenching and unclenching her fists, "OOOOH! I cannot BELIEVE him!"
"What did he do NOW?" Sango asked, looking at her friend, " This is the third time this week."
"He told me that he KNEW that I didn't have any tests to do, and that I probably just wanted to go, and I QUOTE!, 'go and mate with that Hobo bastard' Unquote! What the HECK does that mean?"
Sango giggled, "He actually said that? Well, I wouldn't be surprised if he did."
She stopped her pacing and gave Sango a look, "What does that mean?"
"Well, he has been giving you these looks when you're not looking, and he said to me the other day that you smelled of a boy, so he must have come to that conclusion," she shrugged, "just my opinion."
Kagome resumed her pacing, "Argh! So what if I smell like a boy? He has made it quite clear that he doesn't like me, so why does it matter?"
"Have you ever stopped to think of why he cares to think you are with another guy?"
Kagome paused then snorted, "Because he's afraid his shard detector is gonna leave him. Then he can't ever turn into youkai."
Sango sighed, "Kagome, Inuyasha is... well I believe, jealous."
Kagome looked at her, "J-Jealous? Yeah right." She sat down next to her.
"Yes Kagome, Inuyasha is jealous of all males coming near you. Why do you think he threatens Miroku and Koga?" She sighed.
~Good thing he doesn't know about Hojo...~ "But, why would he be jealous? He doesn't even barely LIKE me, so why should he get jealous?"
"UGH! Kagome! Open those gray eyes of yours! Inuyasha-is-in-love-with- you!!!!" She puffed out some steam, "Kagome, Inuyasha is acting like all guys do when they really like a woman, they tease and hurt, but deep down all they really want you to do is kiss them and well... let's not get into that subject." She smiled, "Kagome, Inuyasha was hurt hard by the people he loved and this is the only way he can protect his heart. See now?"
Kagome blinked and sighed, "I want to believe that Sango...but...it's hard. And so, I'm just gonna pretend so I don't get my heart broken too bad." She fiddled with her skirt.
"Oh, Kagome, I know how you feel. I've been protecting myself for a while now, and it hasn't gotten me anywhere. I just wish that Mir- that he would notice when I do things to show him I care, but...." she looked up at the sky, "I guess we can't have everything we want, can we?"
She looked at Sango, "Hai. We are both in the same boat with the guys. But then..." She got mischievous smirk on her face, "Why don't you show Miroku you care by not bashing his head in the next time he gropes you?"
Sango smirked back, "What? And miss out on the fun, never." She smiled sadly, "Miroku will never notice me over all the women that he sees, and what's to keep him from running off with the next pretty girl he meets? And anyway we are talking about you."
Kagome shook her head, "Nuh-uh. Girl, we have moved on. And I KNOW that he won't run off with the next girl he sees. And you know why? Because of you." She smiled, "Tell me, he's never asked you to bear him a child, did he?"
"Nope... but... I kinda wish he would." She sighed, "So what are you going to do about Inuyasha?"
"The same thing you are gonna do with Miroku: next to being at his side, nothing." Kagome looked down, "Not that I could actually DO anything."
"What makes you say that? Maybe we should try a little something my mother taught me before she died. But first we have to do a total makeover on the both of us," she smirked with an evil glint.
Her eyes gleamed, "And what would that idea be, ne?"
"She taught me that is you want to catch you a man, or in your case a half- demon, that you have to show a little... oh how should I put this... more. Let's go to the river and I'll explain more to you." She stood and collected her things, "You in?"
She jumped up and brushed the dirt of her bum, "Hai! Walk and talk with me." She took some stuff from Sango, "Let's go!"
"Okay!" She started to walk, "Okay, first we have to clean ourselves up and try new things with our hair, what we have is common and boring. Then we have to buy new outfits, something to show off more skin and let them have a good long look. Then we'll let them stew for a while before we make our move. I heard that oysters are aphrodisiacs," She looked at her friend, "So what do you think?"
"Yeah! I can get our outfits. We have tons of stores that carry the type of clothes you're talking about. You get the oysters, and then we can do the hair. Okay?"
"Sounds good, but are you going to your time for the clothes?"
"Yeah. Why?" She stopped and looked at a flower, "oooh, pretty."
"Uh, Kagome, have you thought about sizes? In your time my size could be different."
Kagome gazed at her and looked her up and down, "Well, I'm pretty good at picking sizes. Don't worry, I've been shopping in my time tons of time and everything I got something for my friends and bro and everyone else they have always fit just fine." She smiled, "So, I'll go get the clothes, and you go ahead and get the oysters? Oh, and what colors would you like?"
"Colors? I didn't think about that? What colors do you think would look good?" She looked down at her body, "I'm afraid I'm not too good at that... being raised by my father."
She made a small laugh, "Well.. hm. I say you'd look good in red and purple...and maybe some black or dark blue."
"Whatever you think is best... so how about we meet at the well in.... oh let's say two hours?"
"Ok! I'll see ya then." She started to hustle it back to the well.
"Bye Kagome!" She waved to her friend.
~*~Two hours later~*~
Kagome climbed up the vines of the well with her huge yellow backpack, ~Dang it, it's heavy....but......I'm stronger than before!~
"Good, you're back. I had a horrible time finding these, every man I tried to buy them from tried to get me into their bed." She shivered, "Not a pretty thought with most of them. And how did you do?"
She put her pack on the ground and pulled out Sango's outfit, "That's yours." She shifted nervously, "You like it?" She held up a velvet blue dress with gold fireworks on it.
"Yah!!! It's perfect!" She thought a moment, "I've never tried that color before." She looked the blue dress over with a keen eye, "I love it! What did you get?"
She grinned, "I try." She pulled out a long light green dress made of silk with little white sparkle designs on it. "So, we get changed and then what?"
"Oh! That's going to look terrific on you! Then we have a lot of fun!" Sango giggled, "These men are going to eat dirt when they see us for dinner tonight. Oh! And I had the fore-thought to let Keade baby-sit our little fox pup tonight." She smiled evilly.
Kagome smirked, "This is gonna be fun!! So, where are the guys? We don't want them to see us till we get all prettied up for them..." She gave Sango an evil smirk.
"They are busy with Keade. She's keeping them busy with her little 'chores' for the village." She smirked, "She's so good to us. Yet completely evil to the guys."
"Yeah well, you know, we have a saying in my time: Girls of a feather make the guys suffer together!" She laughed a little.
Sango burst out laughing, "That's perfect! And when we are all done Keade will send the boys our way. I have everything set up. I send Kilala to Keade when we are done, the guys come to us, and we feed them our special dinner. Then drag them off and... well from there we do our own thing. If I still have the courage."
She blushed, ".....Yeah. They'll be putty in our hands, right?" She sighed. ~Great, now I'm wimping out...~
"Let's hope... Inuyasha has a tendency to turn things... but I've taken care of that." ~I really hope I have the nerve for this~ She sighed, "Okay... let's do this."
"Hai." She started to go behind a tree to change.
"Uh, Kagome? Don't we need to go to the hot spring first?"
Kagome blinked then sweatdropped, "I knew that. Let's go!" She started to go to the hotsprings. ~Get it together girl!~
Sango walked after her. ~Kagome is sure acting weird. I'm lucky I haven't passed out by now I'm so nervous~ "So Kagome have you thought of what you're going to say to Inuyasha?"
"Actually... no." She said over her shoulder, "You know what you're gonna say to Miroku?"
"I have an idea of what I want to say, but... well I don't know how to say it to him."
Kagome paused and turned around, "What do you plan on saying? I'm good at words." ~Except when I try to say them...~
"Well... that I care for him and that I wouldn't mind carrying his child after this is all over.... you know with Naraku and all." She blushed. ~WHAT am I thinking? I can't do this!~
Kagome got starry eyed, "That's so romantic!" She thought about it, "How about, 'Miroku, I really care for you in spite of our faults, and if you wouldn't mind waiting for this business with Naraku to be over, I would consider letting you ask me 'the question'."
"Wow... you do have a way with words... with a little change that would sound good for you to say to Inuyasha." She shrugged, "If only it were that easy, what if he confesses to me... then runs off with another girl?"
Kagome sighed and patted Sango on the shoulder, "Miroku may be a lech, but he is most DEFIANTLY not like that. He would never to that. He's too straightforward to string you along and then abandon you."
"Yah... I guess you're right... but what if he doesn't feel the same way?"
"Sango, trust me, he does. Aren't I good at reading most people's emotions?"
~Yah except Inuyasha's~ "I guess you're right. Now let's get to that hot spring and put this plan in action!" She threw her fist in the air with a sound of triumph.
Kagome clapped her hands, "Yeah! Let's go!" She started running.
Sango laughed and followed Kagome.
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Panny-chan: Do ya think they'll go through with it?
IsleofSolitude: Some girl-talk leads to a very interesting idea....and maybe some fun...
Panny-chan: Well we have to meet up soon so our faithful readers will get a clue of what happens in our heads... even though sometimes I don't even know what's happening up there... u?
IsleofSolitude: Nope, I don't know either. I just go with the flow.
Panny-chan: Well that's all folks!! R&R!!!!
IsleofSolitude: -waves-
