Hey ho! Look who's rolled into the Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic scene?

Yeah, this mental picture (you'll see) popped into my head, and it made me laugh so hard I HAD to get it down. There would've been a picture of this, but I'm not confident enough drawing people to do it myself. If anyone wants to take the initiative to do so… =)

I'll explain more afterwards. READ!

Disclaimer = Do I look like I own anything? 'Cept a computer. And a loaf of rye bread, which I was eating while writing this.

Yugi probably should've knocked.

He wouldn't have to deal with this sight otherwise. No mental scarring would've taken place; Ryou's reputation as an innocent person would not be tarnished.

Yes, it could've be a win-win situation for both parties.

Life didn't work that way though. He really had just barged in, too excited to show his friend what he had in his box (said box was still in his hands, however it was completely forgotten by now) to give warning that he was there. He figured Ryou wouldn't care; Ryou was too nice of a person to really care. Obviously this was one of the exceptions.

For a couple moments he hadn't noticed Yugi at his door and he continued to do…whatever it was he was doing. It seemed to consist of being against the wall with arms wrapped around air and tongue wagging around like there was no tomorrow. Every so often he would moan or make a fist with his hands; overall the effect was pretty disturbing. But soon Ryou's eyes fluttered open – on accident, mind you – to see his friend. His reaction was understandable. For one, all previous actions were stopped immediately. He made a pushing motion and slid away from where he had been as fast as he could. His face was roughly the color of a strawberry.

"Yugi! I...," he began, sounding slightly out of breath.

"Were you…?" Yugi couldn't even finish his sentence. He decided the best thing to do was back out now.

"I can-"

"Look, I'm just gonna go now. Let's just forget I was here, okay?"

"Yeah. That would probably be for the best."

Yugi left soon after their awkward conversation. Ryou let out a sigh of relief as he saw him walking away through his bedroom window. He rubbed his temples.

"Well, that was interesting."

Ryou raised his eyebrows to the transparent spirit sitting on his bed, leaning on the wall next to it while casually checking his fingernails. Like he'd have any dirt under them.

"Interesting is not a good word for that," Ryou snorted. "This wouldn't have happened if-"

"Hey, I didn't completely seduce you."

Ryou rolled his eye, managing to look exasperated while fighting off a blush. The spirit grinned.

"I said 'didn't completely.'"

Yeah, no idea what Yugi has in his box.

That came from reading one too many yaoi fanfics where they admit that Yami Bakura is a spirit with no real physical mass, yet he can still manage to snog (love that word, and I wish I was British so I could use it all the time) Ryou whenever he damn well feels like it. So what would someone see if they walked in on the two? They'd only see one of them, so….