*Road to… credits appear*

Road To California

"Twas the night of the Super Bowl, and all through town, the Patriots were losing, which made Peter frown." a narrator said in a smooth voice.

"Shut up I'm watching the game!" Peter screamed, off-screen. "And your rhyming sucks!"

"Peter, why are you always such a dick?" the narrator replied.

(The scene cuts to inside of the Griffins home)

Peter is sitting down, holding a beer. Next to him are Brian and Stewie, also watching the game. It hasn't been a very good night for the Patriots, they've been losing 10, 0.

"See how the man with the football runs, Stewie?" Peter asked, trying to bond with his son. "He's gonna make a touchdown!"

The Patriot player, with the football is suddenly tackled by 5 Giants players. Full of anger, Peter turned and punched Stewie in the face.

"For God's sake, hold the ****ing ball!" Peter yelled in anger. "Come on Patriots, come on!"

As Peter talked to himself, believing that the Patriots would make a good play, a player for the Giants makes a swift interception and catches the ball. After watching what has happened in front of him, Peter sat, staring at the screen, motionless.

Meg could not have walked into the living room at any worse of a time.

"Hey dad, I just heard that the empire state building was destroyed!" Meg screamed, with terror.

Peter punches Meg in the face, and then stares at the screen with anger.

"Go to your room!" Peter said, grinding his teeth.

The TV screen, full of football players was suddenly switched to a screen which featured Tom Tucker and Joyce Kinney.

"We interrupt this fixed and barbaric sport for breaking news." Tom Tucker said in full seriousness. "The Empire state building has collapsed, killing thousands of people."

"Oh my god!" Brian said in shock.

"I told you assholes!" Meg said muffled, still facing the floor.

"We have linked the attacks to a new terrorist group which is being led by Osama Bin Laden." Tucker continued. "Several of the terrorist are planning another attack, but we are not sure what they will do, or where they will do them."

"This just in, we've captured men allegedly associated with this act of terrorism." Joyce Kinney started. "Their names are Bin Laden, Bin Laid, Bin Bombing, Bin Hiding and Bin Barack. But we are still on the lookout for Hamper Bin and his crew."

"Dangerous men." Tom Tucker added. "We will be cutting off the town's electricity and water, to meet the demands of power needed for the investigation of the missing suspects."

As Tom Tucker said that, the TV returned to the Patriots game. Tom Brady had the ball and he darted for the touchdown. As he approached the touchdown, the TV shut off.

"F*ck, F*ck, F*ck!" Peter screamed.

Lois came running down the stairs, followed by Chris.

"Peter, did you hear that, we need to get down to the basement right now!" Lois shouted.

The entire Griffin family ran to the lower floor of the Griffin's house.

"Mom, are we gonna die?" asked Chris.

"I don't know honey, I don't know." Lois rambled.

"If these crazed people are still on the loose, bombing random spots in the U.S., we're no safer in the house, than in New York." Brian protested.

"Well where do you expect us to go?" Lois asked.

"Hey Brian, follow me." Stewie said as he ran down the hallway of the basement.

"Stewie…no!" Brian shouted after him.

Brian ran after Stewie, down the basement into a small room with a metal door.

"What is this?" Brian asked, astonished.

Stewie opened the door and revealed a series of passages and tunnels.

"What do you think I do all day Brian, play with my blocks and poop in my pants, no I take action." Stewie proudly stated.

"What do they led to?" Brian asked in awe.

"Every single area in the world." Stewie said

"That's impossible, you're an infant and this would take thousands of years to do and millions of people." Brian said doubtedly.

"That's just it Brian, I simply made clones of myself to do the work for me, billions of them, all digging tunnels night and day." Stewie responded.

"Well how doesn't anybody find out about these tunnels or the Stewie clones?" Brian asked.

"I've only started in the past month and the tunels don't led directly in someone's home or some random buildings floor" Stewie sharply replied. "They are well hidden somewhere outside of said place and the Stewie clones go on to live life freely when they've finished building 38 tunnels each"

"Where do they go?" Brian continued.

"Most of them sell themselves as either footballs or real baby toys, others go to Herbert's house as a gift from me." Stewie said with a smirk.

"Can we see some of the destinations that you've created?" Brian asked, open-eyed.

"Why not, we've got at least 5 more chapters to kill." Stewie chuckled.

Stewie and Brian walked down one of the dark tunnels, with the metal door closing behind them.