Ok so foreverhopefuloflove inspired me to expand this drabble into a series of little ficlets. Each of these ficlets will be inspired by a quote from each episode of 'Castle'. Sooo...yah. Enjoy!Disclaimer: I do not nor will I evur own Castle. All credits go to ABC.

Episode 1-Pilot

"I would be happy to let you spank me"

-Richard Castle


"Mr. Castle?"

I turn around expecting another overly hyper fan girl asking me to sign her 'chest' but instead I come face to face with a determined looking, if not somewhat attractive, cop flashing her badge in my face.

"Detective Kate Beckett, NYPD. We need to ask you a few questions about a murder that took place earlier tonight"

I stare at her, shocked as my daughter grabs the pen from my hand.

"So Mr. Castle if you'll please just follow me", she says turning on her heal and walking briskly towards the exit.

"Sure, lead the way Katie"

She turns back to me with a strange look on her face which is somewhere between surprise and a death glare.

"Look Mr. Castle I don't want any trouble, and I'm sure you don't either"

"On the contrary Katie, I wouldn't mind some trouble at all"

"Don't call me Katie"

"Alright then. On the contrary Detective Beckett, I wouldn't mind some trouble at all"

By now all of the surprise has drained from her look and is now a complete and utter death glare. She turns away from me, deciding to give me the silent treatment. She has resumed her professional façade, swinging her hips from side to side seductively as she walks resolutely through the double doors leading out of the club, still expecting me to follow.

Pursuing her through the doors I decided then and there that this lady hated my guts. I also decided then and there that I would be more than happy to let her spank me.


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