Anti Lansitty! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
I do NOT own x-men evolution; Marvel does (if I did there would be Kurtty)
Based on the song "King of Anything", which I do NOT own, that would be Sara Bareilles
Told in Kitty's POV
Keep drinking coffee, stare me down across the table
While I look outside
So many things I'd say if only I were able
But I just keep quiet and count the cars that pass by
There I was, the "Damsel in Distress". That's all I ever was in front of Lance's eyes. We were in a small coffee shop just outside of town drinking coffee and talking, well, actually Lance was doing the talking; I was just watching the cars go past by outside the window.
You've got opinions, man
We're all entitled to 'em, but I never asked
So let me thank you for your time, and try not to waste anymore of mine
And get out of here fast
I don't really know what happened, I just snapped. He was just there going on about how I should join the brotherhood, he just never listened to me when I say I don't want to. In fact, he actually sneaked into my room this morning and moved my wardrobe to the boarding house! I just snapped and told him off. "Lance" I said.
"I hate to break it to you babe, but I'm not drowning Who cares if you disagree?
There's no one here to save
You are not me
Who made you king of anything?
So you dare tell me who to be?
Who died and made you king of anything?"
I was so mad that I left the shop and took the bus home.
You sound so innocent, at full of good intent
Swear you know best
But you expect me to jump on board with you
And ride off in your delusional sunset
The next day, he came over and apologized, saying that it was because the other x-men didn't treat me fairly and that he was just doing what's best for me. I started to forgive me, but then he just took out a suitcase from his jeep and went to my room to take the remainder of my stuff (and the clothes I took back yesterday). I couldn't believer this! He actually expects me to go along with this!
I'm not the one who's lost with no direction
But you'll never see
You're so busy making maps with my name on them in all caps
You got the talking down, just not the listening
At first I tried to reason with him and tell him calmly to stop what he was doing. "I don't want to go with you, I want to stay here." I tried to tell him, but he just wouldn't listen or even pay attention to me. I wonder how Scott hasn't managed to find out yet that Lance was here. Again I couldn't take it and I pushed him to the wall to make him listen. "Lance, I DON'T WANT TO GO WITH YOU! And you know what?
And who cares if you disagree? All my life I've tried to make everybody happy
You are not me
Who made you king of anything?
So you dare tell me who to be?
Who died and made you king of anything?
While I just hurt and hide
Waiting for someone to tell me it's my turn to decide"
Of course I kicked him out of the institute. "By the way!" I called out the window, "Were through!" and he drove of into his delusional sunset.
Who cares if you disagree? Who cares if you disagree? Let me hold your crown, babe.
You are not me
Who made you king of anything?
So you dare tell me who to be?
Who died and made you king of anything?
You are not me
Who made you king of anything?
So you dare tell me who to be?
Who died and made you king of anything?
