Author Note: Oh I do like writing Humor! This is for a Challenge . Screamiest I know is not a real word so if you are going to just review to act like you know more about spelling than I do, it goes to prove you ddn't read the author note. I picked a quote and got this:

"Harry pulled the door open and they ran inside. Hermione Granger was shrinking against the wall opposite, looking as if she was about to faint."

A high pitch scream was suddenly heard in the Library. Harry had just walked by to see if Hermione was there as the Library was closing. He had forced Ron to come along, and they both ran to the Entrance, noticing there was a bare shelf and wall near the entrance, and they recognized Hermione instantly, though she looked blurred through the old windows.

Harry pulled the door open and they ran inside. Hermione Granger was shrinking against the wall opposite, looking as if she was about to faint. She was pointed a finger at the bare shelf, and Madame Pince was with her wrapping what she hoped was a reassuring arm around Hermione's shoulder, but only frightening the girl even more.

"It's alright dear… Shh, shh" She tried to say but Hermione just shook.

"'Mione! What happened!" Ron and Harry asked, wondering what made their friend scream.

" All Hogwarts a History copies are gone! I left my copy at home and I wanted to read it again when I came back from the Christmas Holidays, but I couldn't find it!" Hermione wailed.

"But that's not really bad is it?" Ron asked, not understanding the importance of Hogwarts a History. Harry had learned when he made a dog ear on one of the pages of Hermione's copy and was given the longest and screamiest tirade he ever heard in his life (lasted about 15 minutes, no exaggeration)

"RONALD WEASLEY!" Hermione began screaming and Harry dragged a pale and sweaty Ron out of the Library ten minutes later.

"And see mate, this is why you don't take Hermione's copy of Hogwarts a History." Harry said, shaking his head.