I had this dream last night. I made my half awake self swear to remember it.

I dont own Bleach.

Zaraki Kenpachi decided to open a store. It was a random decision. He decided that is was going to be a clothing store, specifically a clothing store with clothes for little boys.

It was to be run by Zaraki, with Yachiru as his assistant. It was a normal day, with Yachiru working the cash register and eating candy.

Suddenly, Zaraki pops out of nowhere with a shirt.

"Look, Yachiru! It's a shirt, and it has all of our friends on it!" he yelled.

It was true. It had Ichigo Kurosaki, Kuchiki Rukia, Abari Renji, Zaraki himself, and a whole bunch of other people.

"That's nice, Kenny," Yachiru responded without looking up.

Just then, the bell rang. They had a customer! It turned out to be a certain orange haired teenager, Ichigo Kurosaki. Along with him was Rukia.

Rukia gasped dramatically and ran over to Zaraki's new shirt.

"Ichigo! Ichigo! I want this shirt! I want it bad! I want it now! It's the best shirt ever! OOO look! It has my face on it! And yours! And Renji's! I want it now!" yelled Rukia.

"Whatever, Midget…so how much for the shirt?" he asked.

"Your soul,"responded Zaraki.

"No…just let me pay money for this little girl's shirt,"responded Ichigo.

That made Kenny angry. His store was for the clothing for little boys. Only little boys.

"Arrggghhhhhhhhhh….AHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Zaraki.

He started smashing things and screaming. Ichigo just decided to grab the shirt, grab Rukia, and get out. Yachiru just stood there eating candy.

"Why wont any little boys come here? I mean, it's clothing for little boys!" cried Zaraki.

"Maybe if the name wasn't: Kenny's clothes for LITTLE BOYS, you'd have better luck." Yachiru responded.

Kenny hung his head down in shame.

Dont ask what was running through my brain...

Happy New Year!