Characters...

Charlotte- My evil half-sister. She has Very dark brown hair, green eyes, and issues.

Kat- Me! The bestest, most smartest, most funniest, most prettiest, most creative, most awesomest character the whole series. Has a beloved past time of killing Riku in various creative ways. Light brown hair, green eyes, and an attitude.

Riku- From Kingdom Hearts. You should really know who this is if you're reading this. Dies in pretty much every chapter.

Sora- From Kingdom Hearts. In my conveluded version of reality, he is part cat. And I also made him Jewish for some reason.

Kairi- From Kingdom Hearts. Great squaredancer. If you put her in a blender and turned it on high, whats in there after half an hour would make great anti-bacterial handsoap.

Leon(Squall)-Own a nightclub called "Leon's". Mitsuki from Full Moon works there during the summer.

Yuffie- Founded Microsoft. (now Yuffiesoft) Yuffie is not a ninja.

Cloud Strife- Pirate! Big-ass sword. (With bandages on it...?)

Harry Potter- No significant role. We just use his dried out corpse as a tissue dispenser.

Jaypaw- From Warriors. Blind. He is the Hero of Time.

Link- The manager at Red's Shoe Barn. Hates Jaypaw 'cuz he took away Link's old job as the Hero of Time.

Bluestar- She rose from the dead. Now she's a zombie and the Terminator.

Sonic the Hedgehog- If you kill him, the world becomes a better place.

Megaman- Celebrated bus driver.

George W. Bush- President. Also wrote the Giver.

Proffesor Ivy- From Pokemon. Drug dealer. (I didn't come up with that Hillary did.)

Hillary- Spazzy. WarriorCat's Spirit. Goes on fanfiction way too much. My friend. In love with Sora, hates Riku.

Hillary pops up out of nowhere and reads above comments said about her "Hey I'm not COMPLETELY in love Sora! And I don't have hate issues with Riku like you."

Me "TOO BAD! YOU DO NOW!!!" maniacal laughter

Hillary "Hey I'm not the who ordered Riku Voodoo dolls online!"

Me "Hey, they were a three pack and on sale..."

Hillary "Aaaaaaaaaaand?!"

Me "AND they came with a free dog biscuit, plus free shipping."

Hillary "May I please see the Voodoo doll?"

Me #Hands Riku Voodoo doll over#

Hillary "Is this plushie wearing pink hooker heals?! Good Golly Gosh! Why is one of his hands burned off? And what's THIS?! Is this a KITCHEN KNIFE?! THOUGH HIS HEAD?!"

Me "Well I couldn't get the plushie in a paper shredder, so I tried using a knife, and it got stuck in his head."

Hill & Kat "FLASHBACK TIME!!!"

Kat standing near a paper shredder in an office in an undisclosed location

Me "AAAAAAAARGH!!!! Why can't I get this freaking Riku plushie's FAT HEAD into the paper shredder"
Anonymous Voice "Hey kid! Who the hell are you?! You don't belong in the Pentagon's break room! GET OUT"
Me #Runs away screaming#

-Flashback ends-

Hillary "Wow..."

Well that's it for now! I hope you liked it... Please review it! I would be ever so grateful! As of writing this, my friend Warriorcat's Spirit (Hillary) hasn't written any stories, so you can try to find her, but I doubt you will untill she posts some stuff. I'll tell you when she does though!