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Mirror Episode
[Ash has started the chat]
[Ash added Misty]
[Ash added Brock]
[Ash added May]
[Ash added Serena]
[Ash added Max]
[Ash added Barry]
[Ash added Trip]
[Ash added Iris]
[Ash added Leaf]
[Ash added Cilan]
[Ash added Alain]
[Ash added Clemont]
[Ash added Bonnie]
[Ash added Dawn]
[Ash]: Hey guys!
[Trip]: Dafuq? It's one in the morning!
[Alain]: Haters gonna hate
[Misty]: If you do something as pointless as this again I WILL HIT YOU WITH MY MALLET!
[Ash]: If you can get to Kalos in three seconds.
[Ash]: Holy shit
[Alain]: What
[Brock]: What
[Iris]: Whats going on
[Alain]: Ash?
[Ash]: Holy fuck I just jumped off of Lumiose tower to save Pikachus ass.
[Iris]: You're such a little kid. Don't you have any pokemon that can save him
[Ash]: …
[Ash]: …
[Dawn]: Are you serious
[Dawn]: Wait.
[Dawn added Delia]
[Ash]: Holy-
[Delia]: ASH KETCHUM YOU JUMPED OFF A TOWER
[Ash]: Dawn I don't know why I get shipped with you.
[Misty]: Someone's learning
[Misty]: At least I'm not gay
[Ash]: What do you mean
[Trip]: Ash you always get shipped with Alain
[Alain]: What
[Cilan]: Oh my god…
[Trip]: Cilan you get shipped with Iris
[Cilan]: Wait wha-
[Iris]: Fak
[Bonnie]: Hey is anyone shipped with my brother :)
[Clemont]: Wait no-
[Trip]: Only one
[Bonnie]: Who?
[Brock]: Ash
[Clemont]: Holy-
[Brock]: And Bonnie you're shipped with Max. At least that's the most popular one. You get shipped with Ash sometimes
[Bonnie]: WHAT-
[Misty]: Ash you get shipped with Alain Serena me Dawn or Cynthia and Dianthe
[Ash]: Wait no what
[Serena]: (O-O)!
[Dawn]: (O/O) Uh…
[Alain]: Son of a bi-
[Ash]: … why Cynthia? She's older than me the same with Dianthe
[Alain]: No one knows… there's a butt load of lemon scenes too…
[Ash]: What's lemon
[Iris]: I'd say you're a little kid. But nope. We're not telling you.
[Ash]: *Searches google*
[Ash]: (O/O) ! WHAT?! THE FAK!
[Delia]: Ash no swearing!
[Ash]: Mom! I'm not a little kid!
[Delia]: How old are you?
[Ash]: … 10…
[May]: Hey who spammed my phone?! :(
[Barry]: Same here. I'll fine you!
[Max]: Hey guys.
[Bonnie]: Woah. Who are you guys?
[Ash]: My friends
[Trip]: Duh!
[Alain]: *Facepalm*
[Max]: So what are you doing right now Ash?
[Ash]: Just the usual. Trying not to die
[Clemont]: Holy shit! Where are you?!
[Ash]: In an alternate universe where I'm a chicken. I'll add them
[Ash added Alt. Ash]
[Ash added Alt. Serena]
[Ash added Alt. Clemont]
[Ash added Alt. Bonnie]
[Alt. Ash}: H-hey everybody…
[Alt. Serena]: Man up! You're so weak!
[Alt. Ash]: Sor… sorry
[Trip]: And they call me harsh
[Bonnie]: Holy Azelf! Is that me?!
[Alt. Bonnie]: I find this behaviour unacceptable
[Alt. Clemont]: Nothing a little magic can't fix!
[Bonnie]: I love these guys already.
[Clemont]: Bonnie NO
[Alt. Serena]: Man up you wimp
[Serena]: That's mean! I would never say that!
[Leaf]: Holy- Ash what are you doing NOW
[Ash]: Tryig nt tdi colt tpe (Trying not to die couldn't type)
[Brock]: What?
[Clemont]: Ash are you okay
[Serena]: Don't scare us
[Bonnie]: DON'T LEAVE USS
[Clemont]: No one's dying Bonnie!
[Ash]: This is Mirror Ash. SERENA HELP
[Alt. Ash]: Hey. Give me back my phone please? This is Ash. Where are you
[Ash]: Oh.
[Leaf]: I will never understand you even if I knew you for years
[Alt. Ash]; Oh come on Leaf! When I get back to Kanto you're dead!
[Ash]: C-can I have my phone back now?
