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Mirror Episode

[Ash has started the chat]

[Ash added Misty]

[Ash added Brock]

[Ash added May]

[Ash added Serena]

[Ash added Max]

[Ash added Barry]

[Ash added Trip]

[Ash added Iris]

[Ash added Leaf]

[Ash added Cilan]

[Ash added Alain]

[Ash added Clemont]

[Ash added Bonnie]

[Ash added Dawn]

[Ash]: Hey guys!

[Trip]: Dafuq? It's one in the morning!

[Alain]: Haters gonna hate

[Misty]: If you do something as pointless as this again I WILL HIT YOU WITH MY MALLET!

[Ash]: If you can get to Kalos in three seconds.

[Ash]: Holy shit

[Alain]: What

[Brock]: What

[Iris]: Whats going on

[Alain]: Ash?

[Ash]: Holy fuck I just jumped off of Lumiose tower to save Pikachus ass.

[Iris]: You're such a little kid. Don't you have any pokemon that can save him

[Ash]: …

[Ash]: …

[Dawn]: Are you serious

[Dawn]: Wait.

[Dawn added Delia]

[Ash]: Holy-

[Delia]: ASH KETCHUM YOU JUMPED OFF A TOWER

[Ash]: Dawn I don't know why I get shipped with you.

[Misty]: Someone's learning

[Misty]: At least I'm not gay

[Ash]: What do you mean

[Trip]: Ash you always get shipped with Alain

[Alain]: What

[Cilan]: Oh my god…

[Trip]: Cilan you get shipped with Iris

[Cilan]: Wait wha-

[Iris]: Fak

[Bonnie]: Hey is anyone shipped with my brother :)

[Clemont]: Wait no-

[Trip]: Only one

[Bonnie]: Who?

[Brock]: Ash

[Clemont]: Holy-

[Brock]: And Bonnie you're shipped with Max. At least that's the most popular one. You get shipped with Ash sometimes

[Bonnie]: WHAT-

[Misty]: Ash you get shipped with Alain Serena me Dawn or Cynthia and Dianthe

[Ash]: Wait no what

[Serena]: (O-O)!

[Dawn]: (O/O) Uh…

[Alain]: Son of a bi-

[Ash]: … why Cynthia? She's older than me the same with Dianthe

[Alain]: No one knows… there's a butt load of lemon scenes too…

[Ash]: What's lemon

[Iris]: I'd say you're a little kid. But nope. We're not telling you.

[Ash]: *Searches google*

[Ash]: (O/O) ! WHAT?! THE FAK!

[Delia]: Ash no swearing!

[Ash]: Mom! I'm not a little kid!

[Delia]: How old are you?

[Ash]: … 10…

[May]: Hey who spammed my phone?! :(

[Barry]: Same here. I'll fine you!

[Max]: Hey guys.

[Bonnie]: Woah. Who are you guys?

[Ash]: My friends

[Trip]: Duh!

[Alain]: *Facepalm*

[Max]: So what are you doing right now Ash?

[Ash]: Just the usual. Trying not to die

[Clemont]: Holy shit! Where are you?!

[Ash]: In an alternate universe where I'm a chicken. I'll add them

[Ash added Alt. Ash]

[Ash added Alt. Serena]

[Ash added Alt. Clemont]

[Ash added Alt. Bonnie]

[Alt. Ash}: H-hey everybody…

[Alt. Serena]: Man up! You're so weak!

[Alt. Ash]: Sor… sorry

[Trip]: And they call me harsh

[Bonnie]: Holy Azelf! Is that me?!

[Alt. Bonnie]: I find this behaviour unacceptable

[Alt. Clemont]: Nothing a little magic can't fix!

[Bonnie]: I love these guys already.

[Clemont]: Bonnie NO

[Alt. Serena]: Man up you wimp

[Serena]: That's mean! I would never say that!

[Leaf]: Holy- Ash what are you doing NOW

[Ash]: Tryig nt tdi colt tpe (Trying not to die couldn't type)

[Brock]: What?

[Clemont]: Ash are you okay

[Serena]: Don't scare us

[Bonnie]: DON'T LEAVE USS

[Clemont]: No one's dying Bonnie!

[Ash]: This is Mirror Ash. SERENA HELP

[Alt. Ash]: Hey. Give me back my phone please? This is Ash. Where are you

[Ash]: Oh.

[Leaf]: I will never understand you even if I knew you for years

[Alt. Ash]; Oh come on Leaf! When I get back to Kanto you're dead!

[Ash]: C-can I have my phone back now?