Me: Wow I actually made this story.
Elsword: *tackles me* AM I IN IT? AM I IN IT?
Me: YES DAMMIT YOU'RE THE MAIN CHARACTER NOW!
Everyone: WHAT!?
Elsword: WOOOOOOT!
Aisha: ...So who's he paired up with?
Me: You :D
Aisha: D:
Mario: You're not bothered by this at all Fire?
Me: Not at all :D! After all, the fans are dying to see this!
Mario: Yeah...all one of them *points at Fire*
Me: ...WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME! *sulks and cries in a corner*
Eve: Chapter 1, Start.
Classes:
Elsword: Rune Slayer
Aisha: Void Princess
Raven: Blade Master
Rena: Grand Archer
Chung: Deadly Chaser
Eve: Code Battle Seraph
Chapter 1: My Love, Aisha
Present
Blood filled my eyelids like a glass of wine. Why did you do this to me? I only wanted to make you happy. I don't understand, why did you love those people more than me? I thought you always loved me back, that I was the only one you needed, I was the only friend you can trust. Only you can belong to me and no one else.
Not that emo boy Raven, not that prince of a fallen government Chung, not that pathetic woman Rena who always guided you wrongly, not even that manipulative Eve, I thought you were the only one for me Aisha? I promised to be your knight in shining armor, to be the prince to your princess, to be your protector from all the evil in this world.
Why did you do this to me? That vengeful look on your eyes brings me to tears, I felt my pool of blood get larger with every bloody tear. I reached out to give your assistance one last time but you turned away.
"I could never forgive you for what you did, Elsword!" Your stern mocking tone pierced my heart. As I faded into darkness, you shut the bedroom door with a loud bang.
What could've I done to make you happy? I got rid of those 'friends' of yours so we can spend eternity together. Why didn't you smile when I killed them off one by one, they were obstacles to our happiness. I can't believe this!
WHY AISHA WHY?! I wanted to scream if my throat wasn't cut. Was there someone else? Did I get too boring? You could've told me to change, I would gladly do so.
My eyes failed me and I slipped into a bloody darkness.
What did I do wrong?
I cleaned my sword from the various guts and intestines stained in it using my bare gloves. We just plowed through the Halls of Water and saved the world, however the party members with me were less than stellar with my actions and looked at me weirdly. Did they never see this much blood in their lives or something? This bitchy emo "man" Raven questioned the method I used to clean my sword while using a napkin or a sword flick to remove the blood stains on his. For a Blade Master he doesn't use his sword's strength much but rather cuts them up in multiple little slashes like a pansy, swords are used to kill with brute strength not elegance and grace. I ignored him with a scowl and continued cleaning my sword, instead focusing my attention on my beautiful love who put the finishing blow on Ran and stood over his dead body, Aisha.
She's wearing a wondrous two piece devil suit with an axe for a staff, a perfect fit for my Way of the Sword and these flaming runes she taught me how to use. I swore to protect her ever since we met in Ruben, but others started getting between us and our happiness. The aforementioned Raven is the most troublesome with Aisha's crush on him (damn him, I'll show him his place soon), our archer Rena who always gave her advice for emo boy instead of for me, and lovey dovey gunslinger Chung and emotionless electrifying queen Eve are all problems, even if the latter two aren't as a big a problem yet drove away Aisha's and my happiness by their mere presence.
"Elsword did you really have to go that far?" The green slut started lecturing me again. "You still had your runes to let them vanish in one piece, your sword will permanently taint blood that way if you keep it up!"
"So what if I care I went too far?" I talked back to her. "My sword's red anyway, what's the big deal?"
"Rena's right you know." Oh great now Raven's backing her up. "A job of a soldier is to use all his acquired skills for battle, but you constantly used your sword to cut in the enemy and spill their guts out. If you're trying to traumatize the girls, it's fucking working."
"Excuse me for trying to work on my swordsmanship, it's the only thing I can truly rely on. These runes take away too much mana to spam anyway." I ignored them with a last statement. Chung broke away from his kissing session with Eve (damn I wanna do that with Aisha) and went up to the rest of us.
"What'll happen to Elrios now? I mean Ran's dead and the El has been restored, but there's still much work to do before finally reverting this war-driven continent to peace." Personally I didn't care what happens to Elrios as long as she and I stay together.
"Oh Chung, we could rule over Hamel and teach Elrios to co-operate with humans and Nasods alike. I swore to restore the Nasod race and I'm not giving up on that!" Eve seductively answered Chung while the two returned to their session.
"I'm going to pay my respects at Seris' grave. It's the least I could do after finally atoning for my sins." The black bastard smiled with hope gleaming in his eyes. I glanced at Aisha quickly, catching a swooning gaze at him. Tch, he just wants to sound all cool and emo.
"As for me I got a bit of looking around to do." The slut said. "I want to explore more of the human world before returning to my elven race. Who knows how long it will be before the gates between us will open again?"
"Yeah I think I'll head to Velder, hear they need some help rebuilding due to the demon invasion and everything. My magic oughta be a cinch!" My lovely Aisha chimed in with a hyperactive tone.
"I'll head there as well!" I respond almost immediately, the others glanced at me surprised. "Well as a knight I could lift heavier objects for Aisha and make sure the damn bat doesn't take over her." I looked at her for a reaction, dancing in joy in my mind with her thankful expression.
"Oh thanks Elsword that means a lot."
After that tidbit we all left for our separate ways leaving the two lovebirds in Hamel. Rena already left us heading west to an unknown location to see more of the world. At least now she won't fill Aisha's head with lost hope of joining with the emo.
Only us three were left when Raven led us to his newly repaired Black Crow at the Hamel dock. While he successfully flocked Aisha to him explaining all the new improvements his crew made, I stood there filled with anger over this guy. This guy who can take my beloved Aisha away from me with a mere friendly expression, who constantly comes and poisons her mind full of fake dates with him, and who always gets the praise from Aisha instead of praising the more worthy knight.
Damn he came out with Aisha and…WHAT! Sh-She's smiling and thanking him for a good time!? A good time for what? Did he- no…THAT BASTARD! As long as he's alive we can never be together…
This has to end now.
After we parted ways with Raven I faked an excuse to Aisha about cleaning my still blood-stained gloves back at Hamel. Thankfully she bought it and I ran back, having other plans.
That black demon has to die! All he caused for us are my constant anger and filling up her mind with impossible hopes. I can't forgive that bastard for giving Aisha a dream she'll never accept, we have to be together! With this sword…these flaming runes…and these hands…
"Oh thanks Elsword that means a lot."
That ran over my mind one more time as I stole a ride on the Black Crow's cargo as it took off. See Raven? Aisha doesn't need you anymore. I'm the only one who can protect her from any more evil, not you. This has to end before she can ever find out.
You will die right here, right now you damn black wuss!
I unsheathed my sword and started a dash through the ship's interior.
Me: So...what do you guys think so far?
Elsword: There's really nothing M-rated about it.
Me: Wait till the next chapter. ELSWORD VS RAVEN BABY!
Elsword: YES TIME TO KICK ASS!
Raven: HELL NO I'M GONNA WIN!
*Elsword/Raven fights*
Aisha: D': *sulks in corner*
Mario: Yep. This is "so totally gonna be popular".
Me: DAMMIT WAIT TILL THE NEXT CHAPTER IF YOU WANT BLOOD!
Eve: I would like another cup of cherry juice please slave Ara
Rena: But Eve...Ara disappeared about 2 days ago
Everyone: O_O *backs away from Eve*
Eve: Damn right you homo sapiens
Me: Yep, first M-rated story. Didn't know how to do these kind of rated stories so...leave a review and lemme know what you guys think :D
