Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine, and if Kishimoto-sensei wasn't so cruel towards his characters I wouldn't need to write this. I'm not making money either, if I did I would be updating my other stories, wouldn't I? [To anyone who reads them: sorry! Gomen! I'm going to work on them…soon-ish]
A.N. I thought about this since the release last Friday…beware, it's pure crack.
Pain's end
Konohamaru looked at his foe. He (it?) was big, and fearsome, and weird-looking –piercings, ringed pupils and whatnot. Being Akatsuki, the power of that…being was a given, even if the kid choose to close his eyes to the havoc brought to the village.
But, well, Naruto-niichan wasn't the only one who had been training hard, and the Rokudaime-to-be had shown an awed Konohamaru the technique to bring a more powerful, scary enemy to his/her knees, causing major blood loss. With minor adjustments, it had worked on Sakura-chan after all, and she was powerful and scary.
So, after his bold challenge to Pain, with a soft smirk Konohamaru proudly announced: "Harem no jutsu!". Four beauties –just regular academy clones without substance, not quite like Naruto's, but, hey, what mattered here was the show – appeared suddenly.
One was a non-clothed version of Tsunade, faithful enough – he did know every secret of the Hokage tower, after all. One was a sexy female version of Gaara, after the rescue mission Naruto told him he was very fawned upon, and it couldn't be for his sweet attitude, could it? The third was a naked Hinata-chan look-alike. Konohamaru fervently hoped that Neji was fighting really hard somewhere else, because if he happened to see that Konohamaru was one dead brat. The boy had become awfully protective of her after the beating he got from Naruto-nii. The last was his own long perfected Sexy no jutsu.
As expected, Pain doubled over, blood largely flowing from his nose. What Konohamaru didn't know was that the shared field of vision –the very secret that allowed Pain to defeat a Sannin, the one which would perhaps help him greatly against the Nine-tailed fox demon- made every Pain around the village fall, exposing them to the Konoha nins' attacks.
…And so the proud Rain's leader bodies died.
(And yes, for the ones interested, a dead Jiraya was currently turning in his grave for not having thought of that. His teammates were right, he was such a moron!)
