Disclaimer-I do not own Naruto if I did so many people wouldn't watch it.

Dedicated to c2h6o who apparently thinks I have the grammatical expertise of a 9-year-old.

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Hostess: Hi, my name is Emily Vu and with my special powers something evil will happen. You just wait and watch.

I then snap my fingers and appears most of the Naruto characters.

Naruto: Hey! I can't see anything! Also why can't I move?!

Emily: It's Because you're chained up, dummy, and the lights are out.

Naruto: Hey!! I am not an idiot.

Kiba: Yeah. you are Naruto.

Emily: In my world you are.

Hinata: Ummm, who are you?

Emily: You? Oh yeah, my name is Emily, and I brought you all here for a special reason.

Sasuke: What's this so called special reason?

Emily: Truth or Dare!

Everyone: NOOOO!!!!!

Shikamaru: How troublesome.

Ino: Can you at least turn on the lights?

As I clap the candles light up around the room.

Ino: You don't have any lights?

Emily: No, I prefer candles.

Choji: Why is it still dark?

Emily: This room is painted black.

Kiba: Oh, I get it! You're a gothic, psycho, pathic, manic!

Emily: You're going to pay for that. I know! Kiba, truth or dare!!

Kiba: What?!

Emily: Well I brought you all here to play. So? Truth or dare?

Kiba: Dare! Akamaru and I can handle it.

Gaara: Let go of these chains.

Emily: Oh, okay.

With a snap of my fingers the chains break off.

Temari: Where is your window?

Emily: I don't have one, I like the dark. The rules to this game are that if you don't do the dare...... well you'll just find out. So if you don't answer truthfully...... well find that out too.

Tenten: Why are you doing this to us?

Emily: Ummm, if I said I was lonely. Would you believe me?

Kankuro: I refuse to play if I don't know what you look like.

Emily: Fine, then.

Then I snap my fingers and the REAL lights turn on. As everyone looks at me there is a big gasp

Naruto: You're just a little girl!!!!!!

Emily: Excuse me! I happen to be the same age you are.

Sakura: You're so short.

Emily: At least I don't have a big forehead.

Sakura: Why you little….

Sasuke: Leave the kid alone. (He has a soft spot for kids. Maybe.)

Emily: Oh yeah Kiba, I dare you to go on the roof and sing How Much is that Doggie in the Window.

Kiba: Fine, we can take on anything. Right Akamaru? (Arf)

Emily: Take this microphone also so everyone can hear you.

Kiba and Akamaru take the microphone, and they go on the roof.

Emily: I forgot to tell him the microphone has a hidden video camera.

Turns on the tv and watches a red-faced Kiba sing.

Kiba: How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
I do hope that doggie's for sale

I must take a trip to California
And leave my poor sweetheart alone
If she has a dog, she won't be lonesome
And the doggie will have a good home

How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
I do hope that doggie's for sale

I read in the paper there are robbers (roof! roof!)
With flashlights that shine in the dark
My love needs a doggie to protect her
And scare them away with one bark

I don't want a bunny or a kitty
I don't want a parrot that talks
I don't want a bowl of little fishies

She can't take a goldfish for a walk

How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
I do hope that doggie's for sale
I do hope that doggie's for sale

Everyone starts laughing at Kiba.

Naruto: Kiba feels really stupid now, doesn't he?

Hinata: Kiba-kun.

Kiba comes back down, red.

Kiba: There, we did the stupid dare.

Emily: Ok then Naruto, truth or dare?

Naruto: Dare!! Believe it!!

Emily: I dare you to go to Ichiraku and scream I hate ramen.

Naruto: What?! I will never do that!

Emily: Consequences.

I push Naruto and lock him in a closet.

Naruto: It's dark in here! I want my mommy! Wait, I don't have a mommy. Kyuubi will you be here for me?

Kyuubi: No, Naruto. I will never be here. Stay in there forever.

Naruto: No! I will do the dare! Let me out of here!

Emily: Ok. :Đ

I let Naruto out, even though he was only trapped in genjutsu. Naruto went to Ichiraku and screamed I HATE RAMEN. The old guy that works there said that if Naruto hates ramen, he can't eat ramen ever again. Finally Naruto came back and tried to kill me.

Naruto: You did this to me! I will kill you! No more ramen!

Emily: Calm down, Naruto. -Dodging a blow- Release.

Hinata: Naruto-kun, are you ok?

Naruto: What just happened?

Shikamaru: She put you in genjutsu, how troublesome.

Kankuro: She's good.

Everyone jumped and ran for cover.

Kankuro: What?! Is it so surprising that I say something?

Sakura: Yeah, it is.

Emily: Ok then......, Sasuke, truth or dare?

Sasuke: Truth.

Emily: Do you like Sakura or Ino better?

Both girls right now are looking very hopeful.

Sasuke: I don't like any of them.

A big chunk of ice falls on his head.

Emily: You lied. So, you do like one of them. Which one is it?

Sasuke: Ok fine, I like Sakura.

Sakura: Really!!!!!!!

Those two start kissing and Ino is banging her head against the wall.

Emily: Stop it.

They both stop kissing and Ino stops banging her head.

Emily: Sakura, truth or dare?

Sakura: Dare.

Emily: Sakura, I dare you to punch Sasuke as hard as you can.

Sakura: I'm sorry Sasuke-kun. -Punches him as he flies away, never to be seen again.

Emily: Well, see you guys later.

Naruto: What about them?

Emily: Well I don't know what to dare them. So, if you have a clue please review and give me some dares. Bye!!!!!!!