CHAPTER ONE

Hermione ran out of the Room Of Requirement with tears streaming down her face. She had just seen Ron, her boyfriend of 6 months on top of Lavender Brown.

''Hermione! Wait up ... Its not what it looks like!'' Ron shouted chasing after her.

''Its not what it looks like? Seriously Ron how stupid do you think I am! I saw you with my own eyes on top of her! After everything we've gone through! How could you do this to me?'' Hermione screamed turning on Ron.

'' Can you blame me? We've been together for 6 months and you still haven't slept with me yet and you are sooooo boring!'' Ron sighed running his hands through his hair.

Hermione gasped, '' Well Ronald, sorry for wasting you time! Just know that I will never EVER take you back! No matter how many times you apologise! Remember this when you come crawling back ... which we KNOW you will! I hope you and Lavender are happy swapping STDs together, but PLEASE use a contraceptive charm, because the last thing the world needs after Voldemort is a mini you and Lavender! Know that I LOVED YOU RON BUT YOU JUST TORE MY HEART APART! I HATE YOU RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY!'' Hermione snapped running out to the Quiditch Pitch and leaving a regretful Ron.