Guess whose back? Back again? Krazi's back! Tell a Friend!
Yes! I am back with a brand new bag of toys and tales of randomness!
And guess who else is back?
Arie And Tasha, of course!
But a different set of characters.
Who? Why, the Organization from Kingdom Hearts!
WARNING: OOCness, Cursing, Perverse dialogue, character bashing, Carlos Mencia jokes, and pure randomness
DISCLAIMER: I Do NOT own any of the Organization XIII people so don't sue me.
Crazy Somebodies Meet Crazy Nobodies
Chapter One
If this is what a typical day was, then damn she hated it. It was noon, rainy, and nothing to do. Arie slouched on her couch, long, straight black hair cascading her face and chains attached to her pants were letting gravity have its way with them by hanging off the side of the couch towards the ground. Her arms crossed her chest, hiding the sweatshirt that had the words 'DEAD!' written across them, clearly showing that she was an MCR fan. She was staring at her TV, hoping it will turn on by itself and play a good episode of Jackass or Viva La Bam. But it just sat there, off and uncool like. God she hated being bored.
But then, God decided to show her mercy when her doorbell rang. She immediately shot up and slid on the fake wood with her socks to the door. Damn rug being in the way, made her fall flat on her ass. 'Fucking rug! I will have to remember to exterminate you later' she thought to herself as she rubbed her sore buttocks with one hand and opened the door with the other.
And who else would stand there but Tasha, Arie's best friend.
"Hey Arie!" Tasha said, her short brown hair getting damped by the rain.
"Hey dood. C'mon in." Arie curtly stated as she moved aside to let Tasha in.
Not even half an hour went by, and the two girls were sugar high on soda and cookies. Feathers flying everywhere as they destroyed two poofy pillows by throwing them at each other in hopes of knocking the other down for pure amusement. Rocking out to some Eminem and other rock bands, they played air guitar and head bopped through twenty or so songs until the collapsed from dizziness. To simply state it: their nucking futs.
A while later, they just sat there in the big ass bedroom on the floor, breathing heavily (A/N GOD THAT SOUNDED SO WRONG). Suddenly, a loud BANG was heard coming from the downstairs part of the house. Arie and Tasha jumped- literally. The bang was so loud, the two assumed it was someone falling on their klutzy ass and breaking something. The two headed for the door- grabbing their baseball bats in the process, incase they had to beat the holy hell out of an unsuspecting robber/rapist.
They peered out of the corner that was the stairs into the dark living room. The rain falling onto the roof of the house and on the windows was the only thing heard at the moment. After a few moments had passed, they saw a dark figure move in the darkness. Whoever it was, they had a long black trench coat with a hood, which was up, so neither girl could see the intruder's face. It adjusted itself, wiping off imaginary dirt from their cloak (Seriously, the house is practically spotless from all the cleaning Arie's mother does). A second later, a dark, black portal appeared over the intruder and three more black cloaked intruders fell out onto the first.
If Arie was a normal girly-girl, she would do a girly screech. But let's thank God she's not. She's an alternative/punk rocker. That makes her cooler than everyone else in this story (SHOT). She slapped a hand over her mouth to contain a laughter that was threatening to come out.
"OW! Dammit that hurt!" A particularly scrawny MIB (MIB Man in Black) curtly stated.
"Do you mind getting off me, you clumsy small minded pack of oafs!"
"Where are we?! Why is it so dark?"
"Shut up, ya pansy and get off!"
Soon, the four MIBs were up, dusting more imaginary dust off their cloaks. Finally, enough was enough. Arie came from behind the corner and turned the light switch to on. There, in her living room, were four men who wore incredibly familiar cloaks.
"No way…" Arie gaped at the four "Organization XIII?" As soon as the words slipped from her lips, another portal appeared over the first intruder and more people fell through, all wearing the same cloak. "Six…eight…thirteen…" Tasha counted the other people as they came from the portal. Soon, there were thirteen Org. XIII members, many of which were in one large pile. Arie tried to suppress another urge to point and laugh at the klutzes that were spewed on top of the one poor man.
Once they were all straightened up and dusted off imaginary dirt, they began to remove their hoods. They revealed themselves to be none other than the Thirteenth Order. Xemnas stood closest to Arie, and by the way his hair was all mangled, Arie assumed he was the first intruder, the one who had everyone land on him.
Poor guy.
He cleared his throat and adjusted his crazy hair to its normal craziness, which Arie still could not understand how it was able to defy gravity. She was lost in thought until his low slow voice boomed.
"Greetings, young maidens. We mean no harm. Allow me to introduce us. We are-"
"The Organization XIII. You consist of thirteen members and you all have and 'x' in your names. And you're the leader, Mansex, correct?"
If the organization had hearts, they would have made a hearty laugh. But they don't, so they made a mocking-point-and-laugh laugh as Xemnas' face somehow turned red. Saïx was the only one who didn't laugh. Why? Because 1) it was his bitch that was being made fun of and 2) He was still clinging on to the 'we-don't-have-hearts-so-we-can't-laugh' crap. Whatever. It was still funny.
"I-I beg your pardon?!" Xemnas awkwardly shot back. What a loser.
"And over there is you bitch, Saïx, right?" Hearing his name got his attention, but being called 'Xemnas' Bitch' was not cool in his brain. He was ready to go berserk but stopped when she lost interest in the two weird haired nobodies and pranced over to the smaller Nobody with the coolest mullet she had ever seen.
"DEMYX!" Tasha made herself known by running over to Arie's side, who was currently hugging the mullet-head. Demyx at first felt (or what he thought he felt, since they can't 'feel') confused, then happy, since he never got hugged up til now since he became a nobody.
"Yay I Rule!"
"What about me?" said Xigbar, standing there, looking awesomely awesome as usual.
"Of course you too! And Axel, and Roxas!" Tasha answered gleefully.
"Sweet!" The three others said in what anyone would presume as joy.
Marluxia, in all his pink glory, was offended that his name wasn't mentioned as 'cool'. "Hey! What about me?!"
"Come out of the closet first and then we'll talk." Arie replied, very dryly.
"Come out of the- HEY! I'm not gay!"
"Sure about that?"
"I'm VERY sure about my sexual preference!"
"Okay. Sure. You're 100 'straight'. And you will always be 'straight'. The same way I will rule the world with an army of monkeys. Sure." Arie said, using her 'Super Sarcasm Attack' (She's a black belt in sarcasm).
"So on to business. First, what the fletch are you guys doing in my living room?"
The organization members looked at each other, as if debating on who would tell the story.
"Well…"
Oh, cliffy! LAWL
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