Naruto and his badly drawn friends slowly trekked up Mount Fuji to find Naruto's pet rabbit Madara.

Unfortunately the author of this story hates Naruto.

First, Kakashi fell to his death while reading his precious icha icha paradise.

Next Sasuke was ripped to shreds by a enraged mountain bear, while thinking up new ways to kill and torture Itachi.

Hastily Jiraiya followed Naruto up the path.

Suddenly a loud shrill was heard in the air "JIRAIYA!"

Suddenly Tsunade jumped out of nowhere and kicked Jiraiya off the mountain edge ultimately killing him.

Now Naruto was scared.

Steadily step by step he walked up the steep mountain.

Then from behind a boulder jumped out the Akatsuki!

"Battle montage"

20 minutes later...

Deidara was left standing in the rubble.

But seeing as Deidara's only shit ability is to blow himself up he pissed his pants and ran off screaming prayers to Orochimaru the snake Transvestite.

Naruto continued on his journey and when he finally reached the top...

He died of oxygen loss, organ failure and hyperthermia due to the extreme conditions of Mount Fuji.

"THE END"

HOPE YOU ENJOYED PUNKS