Note: The Pirates of the Caribbean films are owned by Disney and are based on a theme park ride.
Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann had been riding on Captain Jack Sparrow's ship, for months. Although they had fun, with their pirate adventures, they missed dry land. They wanted to take a break, from the messy and chaotic lives, that pirates lead. Because of that, they decided, that they'd used a canoe, to go to land and relax. They had already gotten permission, from Jack Sparrow, to leave, so they started packing their stuff.
Will said, "I'm looking forward, to our little break."
Elizabeth replied, "Me too. Frankly, I've been needing a break, from Jack."
Will had a confused look on his face, while asking, "Why would you need to take a break, from our Captain? I know he's a bit klutzy and drinks too much rum, but he has good intentions."
Elizabeth replied, "Frankly, I'm not sure about that."
Will tried to stand-up for Jack, by saying, "Captain Sparrow has told me, that being a responsible, good-natured ship captain is what his life is all about."
Elizabeth folded her arms and replied, "That'd be admirable, if he wasn't lying. During the past few months, there have been over ten times, where you and I had to stop him, from crashing the ship into mountains and icebergs."
Will paced around, while trying to think of a convincing way, to make Jack sound like a good pirate. He said, "Jack cares a lot about his crew."
Elizabeth replied, "He let Captain Barbossa imprison half his crew, so he could have more rum."
Will responded, "For the record, he tried to save them. He saved most of them. A few are still trapped and a few others had to walk the plank, but I still he means well."
Elizabeth replied, "Well, we'll find out how responsible he truly is, without us being around."
Will responded, "Jack's run this crew for years, without help from us. Because of that, I think he's going to be fine."
Will and Elizabeth finished packing their stuff, before heading out of their room and walking to Jack Sparrow. Jack had was pouring two bottles of rum down his throat, at the same time. He was sitting on the ground and was making goofy noises.
Will said, "Elizabeth and I are about to go to land, for a while. Is there anything you need, from land?"
Jack answered, "Find me a girlfriend and more rum."
Will asked, "More rum? No offense, but how much do you need?"
Jack answered, "More than you could ever imagine."
Elizabeth took the two bottles of rum and threw them into the ship's recycling bin. The ship didn't used to have a recycling bin. It was something, that Will and Elizabeth installed. Jack wasn't fond of it. Elizabeth put a bottle of milk in Jack's hands and said, "Drink that."
Jack angrily sighed and replied, "Okay."
Will said, "We hope you have a good time, Captain Sparrow. We'll see you, later on."
Jack responded, "Whatever."
A few hours later, Will and Elizabeth got to dry land. They looked around and saw that the sun was shining, the wind was rising, and things looked incredibly peaceful. They held hands, while expecting to have a relaxing, normal time. However, things didn't go the way, that Will and Elizabeth thought they would. They saw Elizabeth's father, Governor Weatherby Swann, who had been waiting for them.
Will was confused, about why Governor Swann was there. Elizabeth's father wasn't a very trustworthy or helpful person and he didn't approve, of Will being with Elizabeth. Elizabeth started walking to him, but Will asked, "Are you sure, that you want to talk to him?"
Elizabeth answered, "Of course I do. He's my father, after all."
Will replied, "Don't forget, that your father's men have tried to destroy me and Jack."
Elizabeth responded, "I have to greet him, at the very least."
Will said, "Maybe you don't."
Elizabeth asked, "You expect me, to walk past my dad, without him noticing me?"
Will said, "You might be able to trick him, if you were a paper bag or a mask."
Elizabeth replied, "I'm a pirate, not a superhero, so I'm not going to put on a mask."
Elizabeth walked up to her father. Governor Swann smiled and said, "Greetings, Elizabeth. It's great to see you."
Elizabeth replied, "Thank you, Father. What are you doing here?"
Governor Swann said, "I bribed a few pirates, into telling me, when you'd be coming back." He saw Will walking around. He had a horrified look on his face, while asking, "What's he doing?"
Elizabeth replied, "He's the love of my life, so he's often by my side."
Governor Swann responded, "It's time to change that."
Elizabeth angrily raised an eyebrow and said, "Excuse me?"
Governor Swann opened a chest, that was filled with cash. He said, "If you dump Will, you can have all this dough. Considering how much pirates love treasure and how mediocre Will is, this is an offer, that you can't refuse."
Elizabeth jokingly smiled and replied, "Such a tempting offer."
Will turned around and asked, "What?"
Elizabeth imitated Tony Jay's voice, while saying, "We've got to have money."
Governor Swann was so gullible, that he thought Elizabeth was agreeing to his offer. He turned on a radio and started dancing around. Elizabeth folded her arms and said, "Dad, I was just joking around. I'm not going to dumb Will, for any bribe. Frankly, you should be ashamed of yourself, for thinking money is more important than true love."
Governor Swann replied, "Elizabeth, I know how important true love is, but Will isn't someone, who's worth loving."
Elizabeth responded, "Dad, there's a term, that's known as, minding your own business. Are you going to follow that term?"
Governor Swann replied, "But I like intruding, on matters I'm not supposed to."
Elizabeth sarcastically said, "How admirable." Governor Swann was gullible enough, to think his daughter was complimenting him, so he turned on the radio and continued dancing.
Elizabeth walked back to Will and said, "My dad's impossible, to deal with."
Will replied, "Believe me, I've noticed. However, this trip isn't about your intrusive father or our drunk Captain." He lovingly held Elizabeth's hand, while saying, "This trip is just about the two of us. We can walk away, from your dancing dad, and go remind ourselves, of how much me love each other."
Elizabeth smiled and responded, "Believe me, I haven't forgotten."
Will replied, "I also haven't forgotten. Wanna lay on the beach and stare at the sky, while holding hands?"
Elizabeth jokingly responded, "Sounds super boring."
Will replied, "Fair enough."
Elizabeth responded, "I was just joking. With all the chaos, that Jack and the others have put us through, I'm in the mood, to be bored."
Will smiled and jokingly replied, "If you wanna get bored, I'll give you the blandest day of your life."
Elizabeth responded, "Sounds thrilling, my dear William."
Will got excited and asked, "William H. Macy?"
Elizabeth said, "I was talking about you."
Will replied, "I'm not as cool, as William H. Macy."
Meanwhile, Captain Hector Barbossa was driving by Jack's ship, in his own ship. He looked around and saw Jack lounging around. He had thrown his milk on the floor and was drinking more rum. Jack was flopping around the ship, while making penguin sounds. Captain Barbossa had an amused look on his face, while saying, "Captain Sparrow, I used to consider you a credible threat. I must apologize, for thinking such a thing."
Jack flopped closer, to the edge of the ship, so Barbossa could hear him. He stood up and asked, "Are you insulting me?"
Captain Barbossa replied, "You better believe I am, Jackie. You see, Jack, if you and I were trying to take over the universe, I'd be somebody powerful and mighty, like He-Man, and you'd be someone goofy and silly, like Orko."
Jack raised an eyebrow and asked, "You watch He-Man?"
Captain Barbossa blushed with embarrassment and said, "No I don't. Anywho, when it comes to being the Captain of a ship, I'm capable and charming, while you're a bumbling simpleton."
Jack stubbornly replied, "That's not true. My ship has all the same features, that your ship has."
Captain Barbossa had a plan in mind, to trick Jack. He took a pause, before saying, "Well, there is something, that I've been planning on doing, but I haven't installed it, yet."
Jack looked intrigued, while asking, "What is it?"
Captain Barbossa said, "I was planning, on taking some of the planks of wood, off of my ship."
Jack felt baffled, while asking, "Why would you remove the wood, from your ship?"
Captain Barbossa explained, "My ship has too much wood. Because of that, it doesn't go as fast, as it's supposed to. Less wood is going to lead, to having a faster ship. I'm feeling a bit tired, so I'm not going to remove the wood, today."
Jack ran to his crew and said, "Start tearing the wooden planks, off of the ship."
Joshamee Gibbs asked, "Wouldn't that ruin the ship, Captain Sparrow?"
Jack answered, "No, it's going to make our ship far better, than Captain Barbossa's ship."
Gibbs replied, "I don't mean to be rude, but are you saying this, because you've drank too many bottles of rum?"
Jack had an offended look on his face, while saying, "You are being rude, so start getting rid of the planks."
Gibbs replied, "Okay then."
Captain Barbossa looked around and saw Jack and his crew tearing off wooden planks, from Jack's ship. Barbossa had an evil smile on his face, while saying, "Jack's going to lose his ship." He did an evil laugh, while twirling hiss beard.
Will and Elizabeth found the beach, so they changed into their swimsuits and started laying on the beach. Will was wearing a plain t-shirt and Lelouch swim trunks, while Elizabeth wore a one-piece Unikitty swimsuit. Will and Elizabeth held hands, while staring at the sky. Will asked, "Doesn't the sky look lovely?"
Elizabeth answered, "There's not a cloud in the sky. I feel like I'm on top of the world, when I stare at the sky."
Will replied, "I feel like I'm on top of the world, whenever I'm with you, because you're the closest thing to perfection, that I've ever seen."
Elizabeth blushed. She jokingly pretended to be mad, while saying, "William Turner, do you have to be so cute?"
Will smiled and replied, "Indeed I do. It's part of the pirate code."
Elizabeth responded, "I've read the rules, to being a pirate. Not only has Jack Sparrow broken a majority of the rules, but there's no rule, about being cute, so cut it out."
Will smirked and replied, "Very well then. I'll be as repulsive and unattractive, as humanly possible."
Elizabeth jokingly responded, "I couldn't ask, for anything better."
When Will and Elizabeth were on the beach, things were much quieter, than they were on the ship. There were some noisy kids and screaming dudes, but it was much more pleasant, than Jack's drunken shouting.
Will and Elizabeth were enjoying being with just each other and not having to deal with a bunch of goofy pirates. However, things started changing, Admiral James Norrington walked by. He was wearing a plain pair of swim trunks, and t-shirt, that had a heart, around a picture of Elizabeth and an x, around a picture of Will. Admiral Norrington smiled at Elizabeth and said, "Hi."
Elizabeth looked up and replied, "Greetings, Admiral Norrington. Why are you here?"
Admiral Norrington responded, "Your father came to me and told me you were in the area. By the way, your dad's a pretty good dancer." Will and Elizabeth rolled their eyes.
Elizabeth asked, "What do you want?"
Admiral Norrington paced around, while saying, "Elizabeth, you've made some terrible decisions, including dating Will and becoming a pirate. Despite these embarrassing choices, I don't think you're stupid. I want to give you a new shot, at having a meaningful life. Tell Will, to start walking the plank, so we can get together."
Elizabeth stood up and replied, "Mr. Norrington, who I date is my decision and I'd appreciate it, if you and father didn't insult the love of my life."
Admiral Norrington frowned and responded, "Will's almost as untrustworthy and useless, as Captain Jack Sparrow. You'll be a fool and a disgrace, if you stay with him."
Elizabeth smirked and replied, "As you can see, I have a cat-themed outfit. If you weren't an old friend, I'd be using you, as a scratching post." Elizabeth jokingly meowed. She was kidding, about the scratching post thing, but that didn't stop Admiral Norrington, from being terrified. He started running away, while planning on returning, when she was in a more friendly mood.
Will high-fived Elizabeth and said, "You showed Norrington, who's boss."
Elizabeth replied, "I sure did."
Meanwhile, Jack and his crew got rid, of several of the ship's wooden planks. However, Jack started realizing, that removing the planks was ruining the ship. His crew had fears, about this happening, so they had been trying to reason with Jack. However, Jack had drank too much rum and he was desperate, to have his ship be better than Barbossa's ship. Since Jack and the crew had gotten rid of so much wood, the ship was starting to sink. Jack nervously asked, "What's going on?"
Gibbs said, "Captain Sparrow, the ship's going to sink."
Jack said, "You have my permission, to get out of the ship. However, the crew members, who save my rum, will get a reward." Some of the greedier pirates started grabbing Jack's rum, while Jack and the others jumped out of the ship.
Captain Barbossa's ship came by. Barbossa looked down and was overjoyed, to see Jack lose his ship. Barbossa said, "Jackie, it seems I've proven, that I'm the better Captain."
Jack stubbornly replied, "That's not true."
Captain Barbossa responded, "Jack, I used to be a part of your crew. Now, I'm a successful Captain, who runs an eloquent ship and has lots of treasure. You're a drunk fool, who's swimming around, because he has no ship. You and your crew are finished, unless you find someone, who can save you."
Jack said, "Barbossa, can we hangout, on your ship?"
Captain Barbossa stroke his beard, while thinking about it. A sly smile came upon his face, while saying, "Very well then, Jackie. However, you have to admit, that I'm the better Captain."
Jack frowned and replied, "That's not happening, you rotten scoundrel."
Captain Barbossa responded, "Keep your pride or keep your life? Which one is more important, Jackie?"
Jack thought about it, for a long moment, before saying, "Okay then, Barbie."
Captain Barbossa angrily whispered, "I told Jack, that he's never allowed to call me that, despite how many dolls I have."
Jack said, "You're the superior Captain, Barbossa."
Captain Barbossa and his crew helped Jack and his crew. After Jack and the others were on Barbossa's ship, Barbossa put handcuffs on Jack and said, "You're going to my cell." He did an evil laugh, while Jack was taken away.
A few minutes later, Will and Elizabeth started hearing people on the beach, who were talking about a pirate ship. They walked closer and started listening. They heard, that a pirate ship had sunk. After listening to more details, Will and Elizabeth both knew, that it was Jack Sparrow's ship.
Will and Elizabeth were in a rush, so they quickly put their pirate uniforms, over their swimsuits. Will said, "Elizabeth, we have to save Jack and the others. However, I don't have much of a plan."
Elizabeth replied, "I have an idea." She ran by Admiral Norrington and asked, "Do you have any ships, that are for sale?"
Admiral Norrington answered, "Indeed I do, but they cost a lot." Elizabeth handed him a bag of gold. Norrington had an excited smile on his face, before signaling, to Will and Elizabeth, to follow them.
Admiral Norrington took them, to a nearby dock, where there was a new, neat ship, for Will and Elizabeth. Norrington proudly said, "This ship was made, by some of my finest co-workers. Because of that, it's far sturdier and fancier, than Captain Jack Sparrow's ship."
Will replied, "Thank you, Mr. Norrington." He looked at Elizabeth and asked, "Which of us is going to have the honor, of driving the ship?"
Elizabeth answered, "I paid for it, so the honor goes to me."
Will replied, "Alright then." Will and Elizabeth waved goodbye, to Norrington, before Elizabeth started driving the ship.
Admiral Norrington paused and realized Elizabeth was about to be miles away from him, once again. He was desperate, to win Elizabeth's heart, so he got on his ship and started following Elizabeth's new ship.
Meanwhile, Jack was in a cell. Captain Barbossa walked and smugly smiled, while saying, "When it comes to being a Captain, I'm the best and you're pathetic."
Jack stubbornly replied, "You're incredibly wrong, Barbie. I do a great job, at running my ship."
Captain Barbossa asked, "Are you kidding me? Your ship sank. That's not something, that you could ever brag about. You can't run a ship, unlike me. I could all kinds of places, like Equestria and Pocketville."
Jack smirked and replied, "You're a My Little Pony fanboy. You even like Puppy in My Pocket: Adventures in Pocketville."
Captain Barbossa nervously blushed and responded, "That's not true." Jack started singing the Puppy in My Pocket theme song, to troll Barbossa. Barbossa enjoyed the song so much, that he started singing and doing a little dance. Although Jack was locked-up, he was the one, who was having the last laugh.
Elizabeth kept driving her new ship, while Will asked, "Do you think, that we'll be able, to save Jack and his crew?"
Elizabeth answered, "Of course I do. Frankly, I'm not sure, that Jack deserves it."
Will replied, "In my humble opinion, he deserves to be saved. I know he's not perfect or anything, but I still think, that's he's a good Captain."
Elizabeth responded, "Considering he's lost his own ship, more than once, I don't know how you can think that."
Several minutes later, Elizabeth's ship passed by Barbossa's ship. Will said, "I'm betting, that Barbossa's the one, who made Jack lose his ship. We'll have to stop him, once again."
Elizabeth replied, "Alright then."
Will and Elizabeth jumped to Barbossa's ship. They didn't see Barbossa, but they saw his crew. They had been instructed, to attack intruders and make them walk the plank. Because of that, Barbossa's sidekicks started charging, towards Will and Elizabeth. The heroic couple punched and kicked Barbossa's sidekicks.
Will and Elizabeth spent ten minutes, fighting Barbossa's sidekicks. Although Barbossa had over a dozen sidekicks, Will and Elizabeth won the fight, because they had the patience and dedication, to learn fighting moves and train. Barbossa's sidekicks were lazy slobs, so they failed, to stop the heroes.
Elizabeth found Jack's crew, but she didn't see Jack. She looked at Will and asked, "Where is he?"
Will answered, "I think he's in Barbossa's cell." Will and Elizabeth started running to the area, where Barbossa kept his cell.
Admiral Norrington got on Barbossa's ship and started looking around, for Elizabeth. He turned around and saw Barbossa's sidekicks, who were sleeping around. Norrington said, "This seems more like a cruddy bedroom, than a proper ship."
A moment later, Will and Elizabeth found the cell. They saw Captain Barbossa, who was singing a goofy song, while dressed as Eva, the main villain of Puppy in My Pocket. Will and Elizabeth burst into laughter. Barbossa frowned at them and said, "You shouldn't be here, Mr. and Mrs. Turner. I'm going to make you walk the plank, if you don't scram."
Elizabeth showed off a picture, of Barbossa in the cat costume, and said, "If you don't release Jack, I'm going to have my father show this picture, to everybody he knows."
Captain Barbossa angrily sighed and opened the cell, that Jack was in. Jack put a Barbie doll in Barbossa's hand and said, "This is what you get, for being the better Captain."
Captain Barbossa gritted his teeth and replied, "Thank you, Jackie. You've embarrassed me, more than I can tolerate, so hit the road." The heroes started leaving, while Barbossa added his new Barbie doll, to his massive collection.
Norrington ran to Elizabeth and said, "I've come, to be your knight in shining armor."
Elizabeth replied, "I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm a pirate, in a Unikitty swimsuit, so your help isn't needed." She waved goodbye. Norrington walked to Barbossa and started helping him, with brushing Barbie's hair.
Jack and his crew started using the ship, that Elizabeth bought, as their new home. However, since Elizabeth bough it, she and Will called the shots, which made Jack upset. Jack angrily whined, before grabbing some rum.
Elizabeth and Will went into their personal room, of their new ship. Elizabeth looked at Will and said, "There's something, that you need to tell me."
Will asked, "Why is it?"
Elizabeth asked, "Why do you always defend Jack Sparrow's honor? He's done so many questionable things, including losing his ship and drinking a dozen bottles of rum, per day."
Will decided it was time, for him to reveal the reason. He said, "You see, without Jack, we wouldn't be together."
Elizabeth asked, "What do you mean?"
Will explained, "When you were trapped, on Captain Barbossa's ship, I had to save you. In order to make that happen, I met Captain Jack Sparrow and got permission, to use his ship, to go after you. You're the greatest thing in my life and without Jack, I wouldn't of gotten to you. Because of that, I respect Captain Sparrow."
Elizabeth thought about the situation. Jack was a drunken goofball, but without his help, she and Will wouldn't of reunited. She said, "You know what? I think I respect Jack, as well."
Will and Elizabeth walked up to Jack and hugged them. Jack looked confused, while asking, "What's going on?"
Will answered, "We're just giving you the gratitude, that you deserve."
Jack replied, "If you say so."
Will and Elizabeth looked up and stared at the sky, while holding hands. Will asked, "Isn't the sunshine beautiful?"
Elizabeth answered, "The sunshine is in my heart and I have you, to thank for that." Will and Elizabeth kissed each other. The Caribbean was a mad place, but Will and Elizabeth still managed to find the relaxing comfort, of true love.
