Ed's Halloween Story
Disclamer: We don't own Ed, Edd, and Eddy! So just try and sue us now. =P
A/N: Hi! Kylie came over today and we got bored so we wrote this! ^_^ Tadda! I hope you don't think it's totally nutz ^_~
It was a beautiful day in the cul-de-sac, Halloween night. Everyone was getting their costumes ready, everyone but a solitary figure sneaking over to Eddy's house. Eddy was getting ready for his big prank. On who? Kevin of course.
ring! ring!
The door bell of Eddy's house was going nuts.
"Keep your pants on! Some people can be so inconsiderate!" Eddy groaned strolling to the door, his banker cane (a jawbreaker banker to be precise) clinking all the way down the hall.
"Whadda ya' want?!?" he yelled opening the door, "What the heck, Double D!"
"Eddy! Watch your limited and small vocabulary!" Said Double D sounding like Eddy's mother.
"What the....I mean my good chap Double D what are you being?" Eddy said in a mock tone.
"Why I am Marie Curie!" He announced proudly. He had a brown wig on and a white lab coat.
"Uh....yah but is the lipstick necessary?" Eddy said with his trademark smirk.
"And what, pray tell, are you?" Double D retorted.
"You are so stupid Double D! I'm a Jaw Breaker Banker! Duh!"
Double D sighed and shook his head, "Eddy your greed amazes even me, lets just go get Ed."
They open the door to Ed's house, only to lay gaze on a horrifying site.
"Hi ya' guys!" Ed said excitedly, and stupidly, grinning.
"Ed..." Double D started, but was interrupted by Eddy, "What are you doing with underwear on your head?!?"
"I am a minion of the evil closet people!" Ed shouted striking a Franken Stine pose, "Whose mission is to capture all of humanity and tear their flesh for potato salad!" Ed rolled his eyes back and marched around in circles before running head first into a wall.
"Eddy?" Ed said looking up from the ground, "Who's the girl? Oh! I get it!" He got up and nudged and winked at Eddy.
After a bit of explaining they left the house for a bit of trick or treating.
"I've got the best prank!" Eddy said rubbing his hands together, "I'll finally get revenge on Kevin!"
"Correction Eddy, there's nothing to get revenge for," Double D said wagging a finger at Eddy scornfully.
"Pass the ketchup, Double D!" Edd said, a grin plastered on his face.
"Plank likes your costume Ed!" Johnny said running up in a Leprechaun suite, dragging Plank behind, who was dressed up as a shamrock, in a wagon, full of candy.
"Hey Johnny!" Eddy started in his most persuasive voice, "Where'd ya' get the candy?"
"Kevin's house!" Johnny said jumping on the wagon as a flew down a hill.
"To Kevin's house Eddy!" Yelled Ed running toward Kevin's dwelling.
*** ten minutes later ***
Ed and Double D carried an unconscious Eddy down the street, his banker cane laying forgotten at Kevin's front door where Eddy got one heck of a scaring.
"Shall we check our treats, Jim...I mean Mister Bunny!" Came Sara's voice, as she and Jimmy walked past the Eds. Sara was dressed in a princess gown and Jimmy as a bunny.
and as the day ends, the ghostly creature could not catch his prey this year, but he will strike again next year, and will not fail. He is the minion of the evil closet people, and will not be defeated! Unless Sara said so of course.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
A/N:
Natalie: Hi! We're not crazy! Really!
Kylie: We're just crazy about Ed, Edd, and Eddy!
Natalie: Yep! Well... *shifty eyes* I'm not crazy, but Kylie here....
Kylie: HEY!! And by the way, this story's not dumb it's stupid!
Both: So until next time! Peace! Love! And Blue Monkeys!
Disclamer: We don't own Ed, Edd, and Eddy! So just try and sue us now. =P
A/N: Hi! Kylie came over today and we got bored so we wrote this! ^_^ Tadda! I hope you don't think it's totally nutz ^_~
It was a beautiful day in the cul-de-sac, Halloween night. Everyone was getting their costumes ready, everyone but a solitary figure sneaking over to Eddy's house. Eddy was getting ready for his big prank. On who? Kevin of course.
ring! ring!
The door bell of Eddy's house was going nuts.
"Keep your pants on! Some people can be so inconsiderate!" Eddy groaned strolling to the door, his banker cane (a jawbreaker banker to be precise) clinking all the way down the hall.
"Whadda ya' want?!?" he yelled opening the door, "What the heck, Double D!"
"Eddy! Watch your limited and small vocabulary!" Said Double D sounding like Eddy's mother.
"What the....I mean my good chap Double D what are you being?" Eddy said in a mock tone.
"Why I am Marie Curie!" He announced proudly. He had a brown wig on and a white lab coat.
"Uh....yah but is the lipstick necessary?" Eddy said with his trademark smirk.
"And what, pray tell, are you?" Double D retorted.
"You are so stupid Double D! I'm a Jaw Breaker Banker! Duh!"
Double D sighed and shook his head, "Eddy your greed amazes even me, lets just go get Ed."
They open the door to Ed's house, only to lay gaze on a horrifying site.
"Hi ya' guys!" Ed said excitedly, and stupidly, grinning.
"Ed..." Double D started, but was interrupted by Eddy, "What are you doing with underwear on your head?!?"
"I am a minion of the evil closet people!" Ed shouted striking a Franken Stine pose, "Whose mission is to capture all of humanity and tear their flesh for potato salad!" Ed rolled his eyes back and marched around in circles before running head first into a wall.
"Eddy?" Ed said looking up from the ground, "Who's the girl? Oh! I get it!" He got up and nudged and winked at Eddy.
After a bit of explaining they left the house for a bit of trick or treating.
"I've got the best prank!" Eddy said rubbing his hands together, "I'll finally get revenge on Kevin!"
"Correction Eddy, there's nothing to get revenge for," Double D said wagging a finger at Eddy scornfully.
"Pass the ketchup, Double D!" Edd said, a grin plastered on his face.
"Plank likes your costume Ed!" Johnny said running up in a Leprechaun suite, dragging Plank behind, who was dressed up as a shamrock, in a wagon, full of candy.
"Hey Johnny!" Eddy started in his most persuasive voice, "Where'd ya' get the candy?"
"Kevin's house!" Johnny said jumping on the wagon as a flew down a hill.
"To Kevin's house Eddy!" Yelled Ed running toward Kevin's dwelling.
*** ten minutes later ***
Ed and Double D carried an unconscious Eddy down the street, his banker cane laying forgotten at Kevin's front door where Eddy got one heck of a scaring.
"Shall we check our treats, Jim...I mean Mister Bunny!" Came Sara's voice, as she and Jimmy walked past the Eds. Sara was dressed in a princess gown and Jimmy as a bunny.
and as the day ends, the ghostly creature could not catch his prey this year, but he will strike again next year, and will not fail. He is the minion of the evil closet people, and will not be defeated! Unless Sara said so of course.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
A/N:
Natalie: Hi! We're not crazy! Really!
Kylie: We're just crazy about Ed, Edd, and Eddy!
Natalie: Yep! Well... *shifty eyes* I'm not crazy, but Kylie here....
Kylie: HEY!! And by the way, this story's not dumb it's stupid!
Both: So until next time! Peace! Love! And Blue Monkeys!
