Dave Strider sat in his room, for a reason that will later be discussed between the author and you, the reader. You see, he would usually be in the living room, watching T.V or playing a skateboarding game on the xbox. But now, he sat in his room for a reason that won't be discussed until later. He sat by his computer trying to update his comic, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, when he got a message from a user by the name of "idioticDubstep". He ameideatly opened pester chum.
-idioticDubstep [ID] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 12:13-
[ID] ummm, hello? Is this dave strider?
[TG] yeah
[TG] how do you know my name
[ID] ohh, no reason in particular that you need to know about
[ID] all you need to know is that you need to be in a safe place, preferably a large distance away from your current location.
[ID] oh, and also, do not, under any curcumstances, go through the front door.
[ID] that is all you need to know.
[TG] and why should i trust you
[TG] i dont even know your name
[ID] oh, how rude of me!
[ID] my name is ezelth zapelt and you must go now.
[ID] go to john's house very quickly
[ID] i've already informed him of your situation, and that you are coming over.
[TG] i dont trust you
[ID] his father is making a cake for you, and you only.
[TG] ill be at his house in two minutes
-turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering idioticDubstep [ID] at 12:15-
Dave then grabed a pack of apple juice and the SORD that he has no clue how he got, and busted out the window. He was at John's house in less than a minute, and Dad was there at the front door holding a red velvet cake with candy red frosting circling the edge of the cake. In blue frosting in the middle, it says "to dave from john" and towards the bottom Dad snuck in another message reading "and dad!". Dave grabs it and in a matter of seconds is in John's room.
John is sitting on his bed, wearing blue jeans and his "Heir of Breath" shirt he called it, waiting patiently for Dave to arrive. Dave sets the cake on the bed and sits next to John. "So what is my 'situation?'" Dave says, with air quotations around the word "situation". John then, with a grim face, states "Someone is trying to kill you. He was waiting outside your door with a gun, waiting for you to come out."
This was the reason Dave was in his room at the beginning of this chapter. He was about to restock his public stash of apple juice (He has a secret and a public, hence the reason he had apple joice to bring to John's), when he noticed someone obviosly hiding a weapon that could easily demolish his SORD, through the peep hole.
"Yeah I knew he was trying to kill me! I still don't know why..." Dave says enthuseasticley. "Yeah, that idiotic Dubstep guy never told me. He didn't even tell me his name." John says, with an ammediate reply from Dave. "His name is Ezelth Zapelt, and he didn't even tell me why I had to come over here, just that you knew." John is puzzled by this. "Why tell bits and peices to each person? Just tell everything to both people, and-" John is cut off by Daves phone beeping. He pulls it out. "It's him" He says. "Well reply!" John says hurriedly. Dave nods in agreement as he checks his Pesterchum.
-idioticDubstep [ID] began pestering terntechGodhead [TG] at 12:20-
[ID] yes, i know you are confused about this whole thing, but we don't have time for sitting around and talking about it. we must take action now.
[TG] what are you talking about
[ID] your not the only one in danger, your troll friends are too!
[TG] well fuck
