Fly, You Fools

DISCLAIMER: Okay, This is my first story for Fictionpress, so it probably sucks. Here's how it works, the Fellowship is just going along when they get to Khazad-Dum. Gandalf fights Balrog and Balrog falls. Gandalf says "Fly you fools" and he falls. Here's where it gets weird.

CHAPTER 1: OKAY THEN

"NOOOOOOOOO, GANDALF!" screamed Frodo. "Calm down Frodo!" said Aragorntrying to hiol him back. "Hey," said Merry, "Where's that wizard dude? What's his name? Oh Yea! Gandalf!" Sam stared at him in disbelief. "Listen up, shorty. Gandalf just fell and said 'fly, you fools' Okay?" Merry was shocked. "I'm not short and I just remember that he did say that!" Frodo suddenly said, " He said fly so fly I will!" Frodo then jumped off the bridge. "Oh, great" said Boromir, "Our plan has failed!" Legolas then said, "who cares? Let's get out of here, the mine air is bad for my hair." "We didn't fail!" Said Aragorn, holding up the One Ring. *GASP* everyone gasped. "Who is going to be the Ring Bearer?" asked Gimli. Suddenly Sam announced, "I promised Gandalf I'd stay with Frodo!" He then jumped off the bridge into the abyss. "These hobbits sure are odd," remarked Legolas. Meanwhile, Merry and Pippen were wrestling on the ground fightitng over the ring. They soon rolled right off the edge. "There goes the Ring!" Yelled Aragorn as he jumped. Gimli and Boromir looked around dumbly as Legolas remarked, in Elvish, I thought Aragorn had at least a little sense. "What did you say?" said Gimli whiningly. "You don't need to know," answered Legolas. "I need to protect my king!" Yelled Boromir, getting into his part. He jumped, screaming. "I doubt that is what Gandalf meant by 'Fly, you fools" said Legolas, using Elf logic. "Who cares?" said Gimli, just before he leapt. Legolas noticed that Gimli fell a lot quicker than the others had. "Dwarves!" He mumbled before leaping in a beautiful swan dive.