Chapter 1: Samus
Clink. Clink. Clink. The sound of the hard jet boots hit the floor with every step made by Samus Aron. "I can't believe Link cried after our match... I only kicked the pussy in the face..." She mumbled to herself. "Hey Samus!" She turned her head around to the deep voice of Ike. "So Samus... I was wondering if you wanted to have a Bounty Battle!" He asked. "A what?" She responded, arching an eyebrow. "Ya know, a one-on-one battle? The two mercenary?" He explained. She rolled her eyes, and turned away. "Ike, it's the weekand, I want it off. Besides, I would kick your ass." She retorted. Ike mumbled something to himself, then smirked at her. "Now that I wouldn't mind." He said, looking at her. "EXCUSE ME!?" Samus whipped around and in the blink of an eye, grabbed the Sword of Ike, placing it above his neck. "Don't get me going, Ike! If you think your so sure about that, see how "attractive" you'll be when your ass is kicked with your own sword!" She shoved the sword in his hands. "COME ON! SHOW ME YOUR-" The yell was cut off by a horrid scream, followed by a loud smack in the face. Samus glanced over to see Lucina glaring at the now hurt Captin Falcon. "STOP. TRYING. TO. GET. ME. TO. LOVE. YOU." She screamed, sounding pretty pissed off. "Fine, fine, go make out with Morgan... jeez." Captin Falcon said. "WE ARE RELATED!" She yelled. Samus giggled, watching Lucina follow her advice on Captin Falcon. "Lucina." Samus said walking towards her. "Hey Samus. Your advice is working!" She said. "When doesn't it?" Samus replied. They burst out laughing. "Anyway, Crazy Hand is allowing us to watch any movie we want tonight." Lucina informed her. "But... everyone is watching it... and we have to agree on it with everyone..." Samus frowned at the last part. "FIFTY SHADES OF FALCON!" Captin Falcon yelled. Samus rolled her eyes and walked away, leaving to go to her room in the Smash Condo.
She closed the door behind her, and walked towards her room, shared by her, Shulk, Fiora and Robin. Samus had the bottom bunk, Robin the top, and Shulk and Fiora sharing a double bed. "Okay guys, can I have shower first- WHAT THE?! EWWW!" Samus was cut off by Shulk and Fiora making out on the couch. They turned blood red, and both jumped up off the couch, staring at Samus. "Oh, hey Samus... yeah... umm, you can have the shower first..." He said, answering her question. "I'm going to go check on Ryen, wanna come?" Shulk asked Fiora. She nodded, and they left. Samus sighed, and closed the door as she went in the shower. She let the warm water run down her back, and thought about her battle with Link.
"3, 2, 1, FIGHT!" Master Hand shouted, and the fight began. Samus ran at him, throwing a double side kick. As she kicked, he dodged, quickly swinning his sword upwards 3 times. Samus landed from the attack, and shoot at him with her laser gun. "NOW THATS A GOOD GUN!" Fox yelled at Falco. Link took out the fairy bow, pulled back and released, hitting Samus in the shoulder. She let out a grunt. "This wouldn't be happening if I had any sleep last night." She grunted to herself. Link ran at her at full speed. "Mistake bitch." She said and she charged at him with her double kick. The impact hit him to the ground, and Samus landed, pulling out her zapper. She aimed down at him, and shoot. He was zapped, laying still for enough time for Samus to do a round-house kick, aimed for the face. *BAM!* Dead silince after the foot met the face. He was knocked out. She proded him with the heel of her boot, waiting for him to get up. "LIIINNNKKKK!" Zelda shreiked from the watching area, breaking into tears. "GAME!" Master Hand shouted.
Samus smiled to herself in the shower. Maybe she should get less sleep more often...
