SEXY BOY!!!

(This is my only chapter. I am still working on all my others, but this one was easy to write, so I figured I would put it on.) Done to Shawn Michaels Sexy Boy, but it is Spike singing the words.

BOOM! I hear a loud crash from the kitchen. I wonder what is going on, so I run down the stairs. I see Spike doing a lap dance with Harmony. I notice they are singing, so I take a seat and listen: (I am Buffy in this fic)

Harmony: Aaw, Aaw, Aaw, Spike.

Spike: I think I'm cute. I know I'm sexy. I got the looks that drive the girls wild. I got the moves that really move em. I send chills up and down their spine.

I look at this and ponder whether I should laugh or not.

Spike: 'Cause I'm a sexy boy. (Harmony: Sexy boy) I'm not ur boy toy. (Harmony: Boy toy) I'm just a sexy boy. (Harmony: Sexy boy) I'm not ur boy toy. (Harmony: Boy toy)

I am about to burst into laughter at this.

Spike: I make em hot. I make em shiver. Their knees get weak whenever I'm around. They see me walk. They hear me talk. I make em feel like they're on cloud nine.

I crack up at this and wish I had my camera.

Spike: 'Cause I'm a sexy boy. (Harmony: Sexy boy) I'm not ur boy toy. (Harmony: Boy toy) I'm just a sexy boy. (Hrmony: Sexy boy) I'm not ur boy toy. (Harmony: Boy toy)

Willow comes upstairs and hands me my video camera.

Spike: Eat ur heart out girls. Hands off the merchandise.

I then begin to tape him and Harmony.

Harmony: Aaw.

Spike: I think I'm cute. I know I'm sexy. I got the looks that drive the girls wild. I got the moves that really move em. I send chills up and down their spine.

I laugh and tell willow: This is rich. She laughs and say: That it is.

Spike: 'Cause I'm a sexy boy. (Harmony: Sexy boy) I'm not ur boy toy. (Harmony: Boy toy) I'm just a sexy boy. (Harmony: Sexy boy) I'm not ur boy toy. (Harmony: Boy toy)

This is perfect blackmail. He better not cross my path.

Spike: I make em hot. I make em shiver. Their knees get weak whenever I'm around. They see me walk. They hear me talk. I make em feel like they're on cloud nine.

Willow is laughing with me. She finds this hilarious.

Spike: I'm just a sexy boy. (Harmony: Sexy boy) I'm not ur boy toy. (Harmony: Boy toy) I'm just a sexy boy. (Harmony: sexy boy) I'm not ur boy toy. (Harmony: Boy toy.)

Willow then leaves. She has to go meet Xander for a date. (They make a cute couple, while Spike and Buffy make a great couple)

Spike: Eat ur heart out girls. Hands off the merchandise.

I continue to film.

Harmony: Aaw.

Spike: I think I'm cute.

(It ends in a little pose)

I clap for them Unfortunately, Spike saw me. I grab the camera and run away from him.

Spike: (Chases after me) U can't run forever.

I say: I know, but I sure will try.

(He catches me after 10 minutes)

Someone please save me. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End. (So, I hope u all enjoyed that. Believe me, being in Night school is no fun. It will get u bored and dream up twisted stories like this one. See you all later.

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