AN: WELL. This is interesting, I FINALLY get back too writing. But I'm not a very single focused person as you can see on my published stories, I cannot focus on one story as my very active imagination 'll kick my right in the jewels with spiked steel-toed leather boots (a rather funny image if I do say so my self). ANYWAYS, back on track here before my muse slips away again for the 15th time. This is a RWBY story (obviously you dumb fuck author), another attempt at a self insert story. And while I'm speaking about that, a notice to anyone who doesn't like self inserts, you are not forced to read this, and neither do I give two fucks on why you think stories that don't have White-Rose as the main pairing isn't worth your time or stupid (Yeah I'm Talking to you Master Kosa... YOU JERK! LOL XD).
Rant OVER, I think. My train of thought ran away... AGAIN!
Let's just get onto the story... and for those who for some reason expect the FANFIC characters to the same as the real CANNON ones unless specifically told they aren't, here: Beware of OOC-ish characters (mainly Weiss) because I still can't write Tsunderes and personalities like Weiss's, mainly because I hate those personalities.
Thanks for reading, and any flame comments will be used for my stove this winter, I kinda need heat :)
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P.S. This probably won't be up to par with my other story but I'm a pessimistic asshole like that XD
P.S.S. This is a fun story so I'm not to worried about grammar and spelling mistakes but I try to reduce them so this is readable for you guys :)
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RWBY:
ENTER THE
BIG GAME
HUNTER
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! My eyes shot open at the insistence of the infernal alarm clock that actually sounded like a military alarm. Sighing at the nightmarish clock I got out of the very warm bed of mine and flicked it off. Stretching a little I grabbed clothes off the top of my dresser because I'm way too lazy to actually put them in said dresser like a normal person and headed down stairs to my small one person bathroom. 15 minutes of Showering in non scent soap and shampoo I get dressed in my hunter 'uniform'; camo knee-length combat steel-toed boots, full length camo cargo pants, camo shirt and flak jacket for those trigger-happy asshole hunters, and a blaze orange head cap. Yep, definitely ready to go and finally get that damn Buck. Stepping out of the bathroom I walked to the small kitchen to eat, petting my stupidly old and very fat cat along the way, who didn't even give two fucks about said petting.
Soon enough I was ready to go hunting, going to the locker by the door I unlocked it and loaded up.
A 12 Gauge Mossberg Hunting Shotgun with the Rifled barrel attached is now slung on my shoulder and the smooth bore in the barrel holster on the bandoleer along with 10 speed-light slug shells and 10 Double-ought Buck shot. On my utility belt my police standard Beretta 9mm was holstered on my right hip, and my hand cannon Dessert Eagle 50. holstered on my left. Each side respectively had pouches for three magazines for each pistol. A pistol and shotgun cleaning kit was attached to the belt against my lower back, and in the front was a heavy-duty flash light on the left and a 7 inch KA-BAR combat knife with a skinning tool on the right.
Most people would think that's overkill but I'm paranoid, and practical. If I'm out on my shotgun and a Bear is charging me, the Dessert Eagle is going to down it no matter what. The Beretta is for making sure the game I'm hunting doesn't suffer very long, I don't care what anyone of those anti-hunter freaks say, I'm not cruel enough to just shoot an animal and leave it there. Clipping the last item into place I look over at the clock; 1:07 AM, well I got time so lets get going. With that thought I open the door to the porch and leave the warm interior of my house into the 50 degree out doors and start my trek into the 100 acr- er I mean... uh... the forest... Shud up.
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I walk crouched at almost a snails pace, leaving the heavy brush mostly undisturbed and completely hidden from sight of anything but the bugs. Weaving through the small space to the best of my abilities, I scan my surroundings fervently, Looking out for any sign of the massive Buck that I saw a couple of weeks ago. It's only been a couple of hours but the time the Doe's are out in this area aren't for another two hours at most, and where there are doe's; there's at least one Buck with them in the background. I found a place to sit down in the heavy foliage and started the best part of hunting... the waiting game... good thing I have patience.
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A sound alerted me too a presence in the small 'breathing room' clearing in front of the brush I was in. opening my eyes I spot the source. A massive Buck stood near the clearing, four, maybe five branches on it's antlers, Does grazing in the small field. Well that thing is gonna feed me for at least half a year. Steady man, you got this, remember her words, I nod minutely before shouldering the Mossberg tightly and lined up the shot. I guess that where Murphy decides to bite my in the ass of course, never was really on good terms with that asshole. Just before I pulled the trigger the ground jerked, causing me to lose my balance, of course the Buck didn't fall face first into the mud like I did. Just when I thought it couldn't get worse a colorful crystal shot from the ground and blasted me with a light and I think I fainted because everything went black, and just before that the tail of a lot of retreating deer... fuck you Murphy, just... fuck you.
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I jerked back awake and shot upwards, looking around I found myself a the same clearing, minus the Buck and creepy crystal.
"Of course you decide to go on an acid trip just before you got the Buck you stupid fuck." I muttered angrily before sighing and punching the ground. After a couple minutes of not sulking I get up and decide to head home, only to realize it was dark out.
"Shit, how long was I out, it's already night?" I look up to the sky for direction since it was the only map I used at night, and had a very disturbing thought... WHEN THE FUCK DID WE BLOW UP THE MOON!?. Indeed, up in the sky was not the full white moon I had seen for my entire life, but a very bright, and VERY shattered moon.
"Guh." Yep, my train of thought has left the station and has just crashed into my logic center. I don't know how long I spent looking at that ominous looking thing but I eventually snapped out of it and chose a direction and started walking, into a now very unfamiliar forest. I guess I wasn't having some kinda trip, but for all I know I could be in a very lucid dream and in actuality sitting down in the same spot I stopped at and currently frothing at the mouth having a seizure while some mountain lions are about to chew o- LET'S stop that line of thought right there thank you very much! But if I am currently having some sorta seizure I'm screwed either way, as there is no possible way for me to be in an alternate reality where we for no reason nuked our own moon and grew super powers over natures wrath because of it, that's just preposterous.
I get the feeling something, or someone, is laughing their ass off at me right now.
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How long have I been walking? Seems like a couple of hours now at the least, might as well stop for the night. And I just realized a forgot my emergency rations... fuck, oh and my backpack and sleeping bag, fucking fuck. That is just great, and I thought I wouldn't do that again after that camping episode in that really big forest up in Washington. Sighing yet again I plopped onto the ground and just thought about my current situation. I really don't know how or why this happened, but I guess I should just roll with it for now and see what happens. It didn't take very long for something to happen...
I had been sitting there for I don't know how before I started hearing something off to the right, straining my hearing as best I could I made out what sounded like voices. SWEET MOTHER OF JE- wait! Before I do anything rash I should see who they are first. Nodding slightly I crouch walked slowly to the sound of the voices before I reached the source.
Beyond the bush I was at was a Fire pit with thr- no make that four people sitting around it, and they were dressed a little weird for my tastes. All of them had bone white upper half masks and and what 'looked' like white chest plates with a blood red symbol of a wolf with three claw rips behind it, they had various weapons I couldn't recognize and over all didn't look friendly. My opinions of them dropped like a rock at what I saw next. The bigger one pulled another figure from the opposite side of him that I couldn't see before and pushed her to the ground. It was a smaller female in what looked like their night dress with a thick cloth bag over her face, and from what I could hear she was sobbing, her body shaking like a leaf in a hurricane.
"Well at least she stopped screaming at least, I swear to god if our orders weren't to harm her I'd have slit her throat and watched her drown." The large man almost growled, and his companions chuckled, the captive didn't take that well and curled up into a fetal position and cried harder than I thought she could. Well looks like I'm going to be killing my first human scum, being careful not to make as much noise as possible I lined up my Mossberg with the leader's unarmored side, moron. You know how when your young you think that it's easy to kill someone to defend yourself or another person? I was like that, and now I know why everyone said I was stupid for believing it. A battle of morals raged in my head as the group laughed as the leader kick the girls stomach harshly, causing her to cry out. On one side I didn't know if I could handle killing another person even if they were criminals, but on the other side I knew that if I didn't do anything they would continue hurting an innocent while I have the power to stop it.
I breathe slowly, and compared it to hunting animals that had a conscious and the 'hero' part won over the other. I aimed it at the man again and with resolve, pulled the trigger.
BOOM!
Everyone in the camp screamed in shock as the largest of their group flew to the side blood gushing out of his side, and the insane report of the 12 gauge 2 and ¾s inch slug round. Before they could respond properly I took racked the slide, aimed, and fired again, hitting the smallest of the criminals dead in the chest, sending him flying backwards like the other man. I looked at the last two and saw them holding their heads, as if in pain, I took advantage of that and stepped out from the bush. They looked in my direction and froze, the female turned bolted but a round slamming into her lower back and her spin stopped that notion. Unfortunately my inattention cost me as the last one raised his weapon and fired a poorly aimed burst, but enough to get a bullet through my right shoulder.
"Son of a Bitch!" Growling in pain I dropped my shotgun to let it hang and whipped out my M9, blasting the last man with half the magazine before his body had enough and dropped to the ground, and the forest was quiet. Groaning, I holstered the M9 and collapsed onto the ground putting my left hand to the wound, yep, went all the way through, good because I don't want to dig any bullets out of myself. It was then that I remember why I just slaughtered a group of people and looked to where the girl was, she had gotten the bag off her head and stood where she was and looking at the bodies, fear clear as day in her sky blue eyes. Then she turned and locked eyes with me and gave a yelp and fell on her rump scurrying back until she hit the log her captor was once sitting on.
"It's alright I'm not gonna hurt ya." I said, trying to at least calm her down a little before wincing, hissing in pain at moving my injured shoulder, (gotta get that patched up soon or I'll be in trou-)
"Why aren't you using your aura?"
"Say aury what now?" Blinking I looked back towards the girl, she was no longer terrified but concerned as she looked at my shoulder.
"Your Aura, you know,and why didn't you have it up when you... well..." she was obviously talking about the people a just killed, I already feel the guilt creeping up on me.
"I honestly have no flick'n clue as to what your talking about Miss." she looked at me oddly, as if to figure out if I was stupid or something.
"How have you survived out here without knowing what Aura is or even having it?" She looked as confused as I felt. Well might as well tell a little bit of the truth.
"Actually haven't been here long, some thing when beyond my control and I ended up here and walked until I stumbled upon you and these jerk off's." She was silent after that, possibly thinking about my little story, or unicorns, I don't gotta flick'n clue. Eventually she seemed to make up her mind and she slowly got up and walked over to me and sat down with her legs folded under her.
"Well, consider this a thank you rescuing me." I was about to ask what she was doing before my eyes widened as she put her hand to my chest and started glowing and soft white, honest to god glowing!
"Oh powers that be, winter and frost to the heavens, I let my power unto you, and protect you as you gain your inner strength to be my equal in soul." With her weird chant over I was about to ask what that was about before I felt something, as cheesy as it sounds, awaken inside me and I look down to see my self glowing blue. Another train just ran into my logic center, What The Fuck just happened?
I unfortunately didn't have time to think on that before the white themed girl slumped forward, I caught her mid fall and steadied her. Shaking her head she regained some notion of balance and smiled.
"I unlocked your soul, now you have an Aura and a power that is your own now. Look." I followed her gesture and felt my eyes pop out my skull, I was glowing again but The gun shot wound was closing! Holy shit! She giggled slightly, probably amused by my reaction.
"You, aren't from around here are you?" she asked almost soft enough to not be ably to be heard.
"What makes you say that?" I flexed my shoulder slightly and was pleasantly surprised when I felt no pain and the wound completely closed.
"Your way of speaking for one, I have never heard of anyone who talks like that. I have also never seen your weapons or clothing before so you couldn't be apart of the military and I don't recognize you from the Huntsman registry." Smart girl, gotta give her credit for that.
"You wouldn't believe me if I told you"
"Considering you've never heard of or even had Aura before we met and don't seem to recognize me yet, try me." Oh? I think I like this girl.
"And considering I don't know where we are I think waiting for the Huntsman my daddy hired to track the White fang that kidnapped me is the best option, shouldn't take long, I hope."she muttered that last part but I heard it anyways.
"Alright. How about we trade, I tell you my story and you tell me how crazy I am and then you can explain those wacky terms you keep throwing around, Huntsman and White Fang and what not."
"Deal." And so we began our stories, and believe you me, I am not ready for this world. At all.
AN: I'm crying right now, Episode 12 of RWBY, I mean, just, wow. I'm not gonna spoil anything for the people who haven't seen it yet but THE FEELS MAN, THE FEELS! Although we now have a face to Cortana's voice from the beginning and I think it's awesome that she is now an official part of the cast.
And for those who have watched it... I freaking called it, She's a Maiden, it's canon now, holly shit. And her first action with her powers is to freeze a massive grim into a statue... I love it...
