This is just a short little humor fic. I've seen someone else write these for other shows and just had to write one about Days. Hope you like it. I disclaim.
The people in Salem answer that immortal question. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Shawn D.: Because it wants to take JT away from us, and replace him with Issac. I won't let it take him. He won't go!
Belle: Because the chicken loves Shawn so much, but it seduced him and made him sleep with it and now Shawn will be the father of a chick!
Philip: The bastard! Because the chicken is trying to steal Chloe away from me!
Chloe: I swear the chicken and I are just friends. Nothing happened!
The chicken wants to tell me who my father is, seeing as how I've forgotten all about him. Also, the chicken keeps tripping me and making me feel tired. It's trying to ruin my spot at Juliard!
Brady: The diva chicken wants me to teach it to sing. Even though it isn't any good.
Jan: Because we have to talk. I need it's help. The chicken has a message for me from Shawn.
Sami: It wants to marry me. Look at this rock. It's ten times bigger than Austin's.
Hope: It was mind controlled by Stefano. He made it cross the road!!
Mimi: Because the chicken needs the address for Chloe's website. And he's bringing me more scrub brushes.
